1. The bean burrito dinner was over,
And the smell got so that I could hardly breathe,
My father pumped out methane,
With a pleased look on his face,
And I held my runny nose in disbelief.
I said

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Daddy don't you pass that gas,
Daddy don't you pass that gas,
Daddy leave the room,
'Cause you're making me swoon,
Daddy don't you pass that gas.

2. One day I brought my girl to meet my parents,
I was glad they got along while she was there,
Then Mom brought in the tacos
And a bowl of refried beans,
And I heard those noises from my father's chair.
I cried

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3. My girl and I eventually got married,
And our children are my pride and joy, you see,
But when I'm in charge of supper,
And I grab the pork and beans,
As with one loud voice my children say to me,
They say

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Daddy don't you pass that gas, my children say,
Daddy don't you pass that gas,
Daddy leave the room,
'Cause you're making us swoon,
Daddy don't you pass that gas.