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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> R Kelly
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by R Kelly.
R Kelly
R Kelly's, "I Believe I Can Fly"
Better Lyrics:
I beleive I can die
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
But they shot me in my ding-a-ling
I fell down on the floor
I kept on screaming more and more and more
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
But they shot me in my ding-a-ling
I fell down on the floor
I kept on screaming more and more and more
Original Lyrics:
I beleive I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
I spread my wings and fly away
I beleive I can soar
I can soar through that open door
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
I spread my wings and fly away
I beleive I can soar
I can soar through that open door
Submitted by: slick
R. Kelly's, "I Believe I Can Fly"
Better Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
I stole a plane from the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
From McDonald's or Burger King
I believe I can fly
I stole a plane from the FBI
All I wanted was a Popsicle
But I ended up in the hospital
I stole a plane from the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
From McDonald's or Burger King
I believe I can fly
I stole a plane from the FBI
All I wanted was a Popsicle
But I ended up in the hospital
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
Submitted by: Amanda
R. Kelly's, "I Believe I Can Fly"
Better Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
But if my kids want to be happy
They should know that ain't okay with me
I believe I can touch the sky
But if my kids want to be happy
They should know that ain't okay with me
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
Submitted by: Sheogorath
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