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Song Parodies -> "I'm The Creepiest Guy"

Original Song Title:

"I Believe I Can Fly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"I'm The Creepiest Guy"

Parody Written by:

Professor Incubus

The Lyrics

I figured that since R Kelly has officially been convicted (well deservingly, I might add!), it would be the perfect opportunity to do a parody of one of his songs. I chose to do a parody of "I Believe I Can Fly" because it fits well with "I'm The Creepiest Guy".
They say that having sex with kids is wrong
They flock around to hear me sing my songs
My assistant gathers all of them for me
If they knew what I had for them, they would flee

If I could fool her, another high schooler
My music will swoon her, and then I can do her!

Cause I'm the creepiest guy
And they all think that I should fry
I cruise the high schools every single day
Bet they wish that I'd go away
The cops are outside my door
They broke in and threw me on the floor
Cause I'm the creepiest guy
I'm the creepy Short Eyes
I'm the creepy Short Eyes (Woo)

So they put me in the biggest jail in town
But even in this cell, good times are found
Cause now that I'm residing in cell block 6
I get to hang around with all these d**ks

Oh please help me Jesus, I have these VD's,
These damn STD's It burns when I Pee, yes!

Cause I'm the creepiest guy
But I think that I'll touch some guys
I cruise the cellblock every night and day
Wonder who I will find today?
But now my butt hole is sore
I dropped the soap onto the floor
Cause I'm the creepiest guy
I'm the creepy Short Eyes
I'm the creepy Short Eyes (Woo)

[Bridge]
Hey, it's just the creep in me

If I can fool her, another high schooler
My music will swoon her, then I can do her!

Cause I'm the creepiest guy
And they all think that I should fry
I cruised the high schools every single day
They got their wish cause I went away
Now I am behind this cell door
My cell mate has got me on all fours
Cause I'm the creepiest guy (Creepy Guy)
I believe I will fry (You Should Fry)
I'm the creepy Short Eyes (Hey Short Eyes)
Hey, if I just show my thing (I will Fry)
Hey Short Eyes (You will Fry)
Creepy Guy (You will Fry)
Creepy Guy, hey (I will fry)
If I expose my thing (I will fry)
Hey short eyes, (you will fry) (creepy guy)
(Woo!)(I will fry)


[Outro]

Why-eye-eye??????

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Arch Vile - October 06, 2021 - Report this comment
I think somebody was on the same wavelength as me. Can't wait to see others besides us, to lambast R. Kelly with his entire discography. Well done.
Professor Incubus - October 06, 2021 - Report this comment
Thanks! I did a little editing on the recording of this one and uploaded the edited version to archive.org. So, if you listen to the one I posted on here, you will hear the newest version.
LPG-Unit - October 11, 2021 - Report this comment
Did any of his record labels pull out all of his back catalogue out of circulation? 555
R Kelly is Done - November 22, 2021 - Report this comment
LPG-Unit - October 11, 2021 - Report this comment Did any of his record labels pull out all of his back catalogue out of circulation? 555 The answer is 'YES'. And the same for Marilyn Manson.

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