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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> R -> R Kelly
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There are 104 misheard song lyrics for R Kelly on amIright currently.
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"Bump 'n' Grind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are mimes telling me no?
Original Lyrics:
My mind's telling me no
"Bump 'n' Grind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My mom's telling me no
Original Lyrics:
My mind's telling me no
"Bump N' Grind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't see nothin' wrong
With a little walking right
With a little walking right
Original Lyrics:
I don't see nothin' wrong
With a little bump `n grind
With a little bump `n grind
"Bump n' Grind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But my body
My body's telling me S
My body's telling me S
Original Lyrics:
But my body
My body's telling me yes
My body's telling me yes
"Fiesta"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chesta molesta
Original Lyrics:
Fiesta fiesta
"Fiesta"
Misheard Lyrics:
Molester, molester
Original Lyrics:
Fiesta, fiesta
"Gotham City"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all need it, can't live without it, Carphone City.
Original Lyrics:
We all need it, can't live without it, Gotham City.
"Home Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now that I've got it goin' on, the temperature's warm
Original Lyrics:
Girl there's a party goin' on, my temperature's warm
"Home Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Release the freak in you and lose control.
Original Lyrics:
Release the freak and you will lose control.
"I Believe I Can Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Abby Levi can fly,
Abby Levi could touch this guy
Abby Levi could touch this guy
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can fly,
I believe I can touch the sky
I believe I can touch the sky
"I Believe I Can Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Abby Levi can fly,
Abby leave Ike and touch this guy
Abby leave Ike and touch this guy
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can fly,
I believe I can touch the sky
I believe I can touch the sky
"I Believe I Can Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe I can cry.
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can fly.
"I Believe I Can Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe I can cry
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
"I Believe I Can Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe I can fly, I believe in junior high
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky
"I Believe I Can Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe I can fly.
I believe I can touch this guy.
I believe I can touch this guy.
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can fly.
I believe I can touch the sky.
I believe I can touch the sky.
"I Believe I Can Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe I can sky
I believe I can torch this guy
I bring it out on every Knight and Daye
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can score
I see me running through the open court
I believe I can sky
I believe I can glide
I believe I can fly
I believe I can torch this guy
I bring it out on every Knight and Daye
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can score
I see me running through the open court
I believe I can sky
I believe I can glide
I believe I can fly
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
"I Believe I Can Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe I can smoke
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can soar
"I Believe I Can Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe I can soak
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can soar
"I Believe I Can Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe I can touch this guy
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can touch the sky
"I Believe I Can Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe dinosaur
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can soar
"I Believe I Can Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can bleed, I can cry
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
"I Believe I Can Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think about it every naughty day.
Original Lyrics:
I think about it every night and day.
"I Believe I Can Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think about you every now and then
Original Lyrics:
I think about it every night and day
"I Believe I Can Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think about you for another day
Original Lyrics:
I think about it every night and day
"I Believe I Can Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a wee f***ing fly.
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can fly.
"I Believe I Can Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes my lips can seem sold out
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes silence can seem so loud
"I Believe I Can Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spread my wings and lie awake
Original Lyrics:
Spread my wings and fly away
"I Believe I Can Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spread my wings and violate
or
Spread my wings and find a way
or
Spread my wings and find a way
Original Lyrics:
Spread my wings and fly away
"I Believe I Can Fly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You see me run into that open door
Original Lyrics:
You see me running through that open door
"I Can't Sleep Baby (If I)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can speak baby
Original Lyrics:
I can't sleep baby
"I Can't Sleep Baby (If I)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I had to be a food
Original Lyrics:
I had to be a fool
"I Wish"
Misheard Lyrics:
Folks don't know the half,
I would give it all up just to take one bath
I would give it all up just to take one bath
Original Lyrics:
Folks don't know the half,
I would give it all up just to take one ride
I would give it all up just to take one ride
"I Wish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I miss, I miss, I miss
Original Lyrics:
I wish, I wish, I wish
"I Wish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I whisk, I whisk, I whisk
Original Lyrics:
I wish, I wish, I wish
"I Wish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I win, I win, I win
Original Lyrics:
I wish, I wish, I wish
"I Wish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Original Lyrics:
I wish, I wish, I wish
"I Wish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm rich, I'm rich, I'm rich
Original Lyrics:
I wish, I wish, I wish
"I Wish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm rich, I'm rich, I'm rich
Original Lyrics:
I wish, I wish, I wish
"I Wish"
Misheard Lyrics:
Irish, Irish, Irish
Original Lyrics:
I Wish, I Wish, I Wish
"I Wish"
Misheard Lyrics:
Irish, Irish
Original Lyrics:
I wish, I wish.
"I Wish"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smilin' while I'm sippin on this Tennessee
Original Lyrics:
Smilin' while I'm sippin on this Hennessy
"If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I'd come to realize to watch 'Comic View'.
Original Lyrics:
Then I'd come to realize how much I love you.
"If I Could Turn Back the Hands of Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Funny how time goes by
And blessings are missed in the wake of an eye
Why oh why oh why, we won't have to go home suffering
And blessings are missed in the wake of an eye
Why oh why oh why, we won't have to go home suffering
Original Lyrics:
Funny how time goes by
And blessings are missed in the wink of an eye
Why oh why oh why, should one have to go on suffering
And blessings are missed in the wink of an eye
Why oh why oh why, should one have to go on suffering
"If I Could Turn Back the Hands of Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then by golly
Original Lyrics:
Then my darling
"If I Could Turn Back the Hands of Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then my Harley you'd still be mine
Original Lyrics:
Then my darlin' you'd still be mine
"If I Could Turn Back the Hands of Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then my darling you’re still in mind
Original Lyrics:
Then my darling you’ll still be mine
"Igintion Remix" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My mum's bangin' that brolly
Got every man in here kissin'.
Got every man in here kissin'.
Original Lyrics:
Mama rollin' that body
Got every man in here wishing.
Got every man in here wishing.
"Ignition (Remix)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got every man in there witchin'.
Original Lyrics:
Got every man in there wishin'.
"Ignition (Remix)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
and round about Forty Dollars (clear the lobby)
Original Lyrics:
And round about 4 you gotta (clear the lobby)
"Ignition (remix)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And after the party, it's the whole tamale.
or
And after the party, it's the whole jalaby.
or
And after the party, it's the whole jalaby.
Original Lyrics:
And after the party, it's the hotel lobby.
"Ignition (remix)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From my a** to my throat
Now that's a long way to go.
Now that's a long way to go.
Original Lyrics:
Runnin' her hands through my 'fro
Bouncin' on 24s.
Bouncin' on 24s.
"Ignition (remix)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like sober and drunk.
Original Lyrics:
I'm like, so what, I'm drunk.
"Ignition (remix)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sippin opec and rom
I'm like so what I'm drawn
It's the freakin' weekin'
Maybe I'm about to have me some flan.
I'm like so what I'm drawn
It's the freakin' weekin'
Maybe I'm about to have me some flan.
Original Lyrics:
Sippin' on coke and rum
I'm like, so what I'm drunk
It's the freakin' weekend
Baby I'm about to have me some fun.
I'm like, so what I'm drunk
It's the freakin' weekend
Baby I'm about to have me some fun.
"Ignition (remix)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wicked, wicked, baby
Original Lyrics:
Sing it with me, baby.
"Ignition Remix" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Still they can hear you scream and moan.
Original Lyrics:
Still they can hear you screaming more.
"Ignition" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And after the party, it's the whole jelabi.
Original Lyrics:
And after the party, it's the hotel lobby.
"Ignition" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna go masterbate.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna go faster, babe.
"Ignition" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the remix to ignition
I'm tryin' to stay outta prison
Li'l girl shakin' dat body
Got every camera just clickin'
She sho looks 21
Hope she don't try to run
It's almost her bedtime
Baby I'm 'bout to have me some fun.
I'm tryin' to stay outta prison
Li'l girl shakin' dat body
Got every camera just clickin'
She sho looks 21
Hope she don't try to run
It's almost her bedtime
Baby I'm 'bout to have me some fun.
Original Lyrics:
This the remix to ignition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rollin' that body
Got every man in here wishin'
Sippin' on Coke and rum
I'm like so what I'm drunk
It's the freakin' weekend baby
I'm about to have me some fun.
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rollin' that body
Got every man in here wishin'
Sippin' on Coke and rum
I'm like so what I'm drunk
It's the freakin' weekend baby
I'm about to have me some fun.
"Ignition" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm strapped to ignition
Hot and fresh from the kitchen
And I'm a rollin' and a man
Got every man in tuition
Hot and fresh from the kitchen
And I'm a rollin' and a man
Got every man in tuition
Original Lyrics:
This the remix to ignition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rollin' that body
Got every man in here wishin'
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rollin' that body
Got every man in here wishin'
Just going through a few high school songs of mine which came on the radio today!
"Ignition" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So baby gimme that "Poo-poo"
And let me give ya that "Pee-pee"
And let me give ya that "Pee-pee"
Original Lyrics:
So baby gimme that "Toot-toot"
And let me give ya that "Beep-beep"
And let me give ya that "Beep-beep"
"Love Signals"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm sendin' out those, lovesick gnomes.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm sending out those love signals.
"Marry Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wicked, wicked, baby
Original Lyrics:
Sing it with me, baby.
"Sex Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, take off your cloves and come on
Original Lyrics:
Baby, take off your clothes and come on
"Share My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pop! You're late!
Original Lyrics:
Populate
"She's Got That Vibe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Joann's got it
Your niece has got it
Theresa's got it
Townia's got it
I tell ya Shirl's got it
Boy I tell you
Ben has got it
Chippers got it
And Ann's got it.
Your niece has got it
Theresa's got it
Townia's got it
I tell ya Shirl's got it
Boy I tell you
Ben has got it
Chippers got it
And Ann's got it.
Original Lyrics:
Joann's got it
Leonice has got it
Theresa's got it
Tonia's got it
I tell ya Cheryl's got it
Boy I tell you
Betty's got it
Chip has got it
And Ann's got it.
Leonice has got it
Theresa's got it
Tonia's got it
I tell ya Cheryl's got it
Boy I tell you
Betty's got it
Chip has got it
And Ann's got it.
"She's Got That Vibe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wicked, Wicked, baby
Original Lyrics:
Sing it with me, baby
"She's Got That Vibe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got that body-body-body
Original Lyrics:
You've got that vibe-vibe-vibe
"She's Got That Vibe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got that pie-pie-pie
Original Lyrics:
You've got that vibe-vibe-vibe
In my defence I was quite young at the time.
"Step In The Name Of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If they axe you why we did it
Original Lyrics:
If they ask you why we did it
"Step In The Name Of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It makes me woman.
Original Lyrics:
You makes me wanna...
"Step In The Name of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Step in the neighborhood.
Original Lyrics:
Step in the name of love.
"The Closet [Chapter 4]"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my God, it's Robert!
Original Lyrics:
Oh my God, it's a r****r!
"The World's Greatest" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F**k 'em in the face and say
Original Lyrics:
Look 'em in the face and say
"The World's Greatest" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a giant
I am a negro
I am a negro
Original Lyrics:
I am a giant
I am an eagle
I am an eagle
"The World's Greatest" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm that mountain way up high
Say I made it.
Say I made it.
Original Lyrics:
I'm that mountain peak up high
Hey, I made it.
Hey, I made it.
"The World's Greatest" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just stand up tall,
kick em in the face and say
kick em in the face and say
Original Lyrics:
Just stand up tall,
look em in the face and say
look em in the face and say
"The World's Greatest" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just stand up tall, poke 'em in the face and say
Original Lyrics:
Just stand up tall, look 'em in the face and say
"Thoia Thoing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now we're up in a hundred years
Original Lyrics:
Now we're up in the Hummer V
"Trapped in the Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Searching for my copies
Original Lyrics:
Searching for my car keys
"U Saved Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And though you saw my falls
Original Lyrics:
And though you saw my faults
"When a Woman's Fed Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I had to dial up
Original Lyrics:
And if I had a dollar
"When a Woman's Fed Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She was raised in Vietnam right outside of Chicago
Original Lyrics:
She was raised in Illinois right outside of Chicago
"When a Woman's Fed Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When a woman spent a lot
Original Lyrics:
When a woman's fed up
"World Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
And to buy some fries
Original Lyrics:
And to my surprise
"World's Greatest"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a n*****.
Original Lyrics:
I am an eagle.
"You Remind Me of Something" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You remind me of my chief
Original Lyrics:
You remind me of my Jeep
"Your Body's Callin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My potty's callin' for you
Original Lyrics:
My body's callin' for you
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