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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> K -> Ke$ha
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Ke$ha that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 28 misheard song lyrics for Ke$ha on amIright currently.
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"Blah Blah Blah" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They call me Candice
Original Lyrics:
Think you'll be getting this?
"Blind"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sick and tired of masturbating
Original Lyrics:
I'm sick and tired of the mess you made me
The auto tune contributes to the difficulty of understanding the right line.
"Blow"
Misheard Lyrics:
No "V" up our sleeves
Original Lyrics:
No V.I.P sleaze
"Cannibal"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Kevin Boo.
Original Lyrics:
I am cannibal.
"Cannibal"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am cannonball
Original Lyrics:
I am cannibal.
"Cannibal"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am cat nipple.
Original Lyrics:
I am cannibal.
"Disgusting"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got my chain mail,
I could kill you
I could kill you
Original Lyrics:
God I hate me,
I could kill you
I could kill you
"Tik Tok" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til we see the southern lights
Original Lyrics:
'Til we see the sunlight
"Tik Tok"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do I make your heart beat like an Inuit drum?
Original Lyrics:
Do I make your heart beat like an 808 drum?
"Tik Tok"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop, make it pop, DJ gonna stick us up
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop, make it pop, DJ blow my speakers up
"Tik Tok"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop, make it pop, DJ promised me dessert
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop, make it pop, DJ blow my speakers up
"Tik Tok" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now now, we go until they kick us out, out
Or the holy sh*t is down, down
Holy sh*t is down, down
Ho-ho sh*t is down
Or the holy sh*t is down, down
Holy sh*t is down, down
Ho-ho sh*t is down
Original Lyrics:
Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us down
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us down
"Tik Tok"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the dandelion's up because they hear we got swagger
Original Lyrics:
Now the dudes are lining up because they hear we got swagger
"Tik Tok"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tick tock, on the clock
Let me see your body drop
Let me see your body drop
Original Lyrics:
Don’t stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
DJ, blow my speakers up
"Tik Tok" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up in the morning feeling like I'm digging
Original Lyrics:
Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy
"Tik Tok"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up in the morning feeling like Mick Jagger
Original Lyrics:
Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy
"Tik Tok"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up in the morning feeling like Pee Dick
Original Lyrics:
Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy
"Timber"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swing your body round and round
Original Lyrics:
Swing your partner round and round
"Timber"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swing your butt now round and round
Original Lyrics:
Swing your partner round and round
"We R Who We R"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stalking kids all up my size.
Original Lyrics:
Stockings ripped all up the side.
"We R Who We R"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're sellin' our clothes, sleepin' in cars
Dressin' it down, hittin' on Jews
Dressin' it down, hittin' on Jews
Original Lyrics:
We're sellin' our clothes, sleepin' in cars
Dressin' it down, hittin' on dudes
Dressin' it down, hittin' on dudes
Every time I hear this song, I imagine the music video: KeSha smiles seductively at a group of Orthodox Jewish males, one of whom almost drops his yarmulke, haha.
"Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't touch my weed
Original Lyrics:
Don't touch my weave
"Your Love Is My Drug"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mom's killing me I should think twice
Original Lyrics:
Mom's telling me I should think twice
"Your Love Is My Drug" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Russian's worth the price I pay.
Original Lyrics:
The rush is worth the price I pay.
"Your Love Is My Drug" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Russians weren't the price I paid.
Original Lyrics:
The rush is worth the price I pay.
"Your Love is my Drug"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mom’s killing me, I should think twice
Original Lyrics:
Mom’s telling me I should think twice
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