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Song Parodies -> "Cy Young"

Original Song Title:

"Die Young"

Original Performer:

Ke$ha

Parody Song Title:

"Cy Young"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

In this parody, we follow the life of a young baseball player from little league to retirement in his pursuit of greatness.
Chorus: I hear the crowd cheer at the pop of the glove
It ain’t a game, since they have no hit or runs
They have no stats on the board
Let’s make the most of this life
Gonna win a Cy Young
I’ll win a Cy Young
I’ll win a Cy Young
Let’s make the most of this life
Gonna win a Cy Young
Let’s make the most of this life
Gonna win a Cy Young

Verse 1: Wake up, hit the gym
Protein shake, then back again
Ice bath’s freakin’ cold
My routine since five years old
The scouts are watchin’ when I’m hittin’ the mound (Like whoa!)
That nasty break I got be striking dudes out (You know!)
Lookin’ for that slider tonight?
Hopin’ that you’ll give it a wild ride
Think you’re gonna best me tonight?
Send you right back to the pine

Chorus: I hear the crowd cheer when I step off the mound
Another game, but I don’t stop loving that sound
Though I’m the man in my town
I’m moving on, cuz it’s right
Gotta win that Cy Young
I’ll win a Cy Young
I’ll win a Cy Young
Let’s make the most of this life
Gonna win a Cy Young
Let’s make the most of this life
Gonna win a Cy Young

Verse 2: Young studs takin’ swats
Dupe them out their high knee socks
Crowd is up, caps and brauts
Perfect game is on the box
It’s pretty obvious I’m makin’ the show (You know!)
The only question is how low will I go (How low?)
Hopin’ to get drafted tonight
Take a chance, I thrive in the spotlight
Cuz this game’s my entire life
I’ll keep playing ‘til I die (‘til I die…)

Chorus: I hear the crowd cheer when I pick up my glove
Been here a while, but the League is pretty tough
But I am not giving up
Let’s make the most of this night
Gotta earn that Cy Young

Chorus: I hear the crowd cheer when I start walking up
I’ve loved this game, since I was a just small pup
And now I’m joining the club
I’ve worked so hard in my life
And I won a Cy Young!
I won a Cy Young!
I won a Cy Young!
If you work hard and you try
You can win a Cy Young
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Max Power - March 16, 2020 - Report this comment
Then shortly after winning the Cy Young, he left his team for another offering a bigger contract.

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