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These are lyrics by Christina Aguilera that we think are kind of nonsensical.

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Christina Aguilera's, "Beautiful"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Don't look at me.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Christina says not to look at her in the very beginning of the song, but then she says she is beautiful in every single way, so why the heck not?!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
Christina Aguilera's, "Beautiful"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I am beautiful in every single way,
words can't bring me down
so don't you bring me down today
Why They're Nonsensical:
I thought she said she couldn't be brought down?
Submitted by: Laura
Christina Aguilera's, "Dirrrty"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Sweating 'til my clothes come off
Why They're Nonsensical:
We all know that Christina's trying her very best to be risque and hardcore in the whole song but listen to lines like this and you have to laugh. Surely she can afford better clothing than some made out of tissue paper? What other substance could it be to actually rip apart while she's perspiring *really heavily*, I must note? Even then she should get her perspiration problems sorted out. Imagine the smell if you were up close with her in a club and she started sweating...
Submitted by: Devil Jones
Christina Aguilera's, "Dirrty"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Move yo a**,
I like dat Tight hip huggers,
low fo' sho'
Shake a little somethin' on tha floor
Why They're Nonsensical:
The whole song is a perfect example of nonsensical pop, but those lyrics really take the cake. It sounds like it was written by a team of monkeys on crack spitting out random phrases. The whole 'ghetto' pronounciation and her pseudo-'rebellious' attitude in the song make me roll my eyes whenever I hear it.
Submitted by: M
Christina Aguilera's, "Dirrty"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Sweat until my clothes come off
Why They're Nonsensical:
which clothes?
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
Christina Aguilera's, "I Turn To You"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
For the strength to be strong,
for the will to carry on
Why They're Nonsensical:
strength to be strong?maybe this one just belongs in the stupid lyrics
Submitted by: Karen
Christina Aguilera's, "Reflection"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
...When will my reflection show who I am inside?
Why They're Nonsensical:
Duh! That's not what mirrors are for! If she wants the mirror to show who she is inside, then she should try the Robbie Williams' 'Rock dj' kind of streap tease...
Submitted by: supernixi
Christina Aguilera's, "When You Put Your Hands on Me"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I don't know, diving out of the sky
Or living like the diamonds of pearl
Why They're Nonsensical:
Do I really have to explain why this is nonsensical? what does it mean?!
Submitted by: Da Phoenix

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