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These are lyrics by Christina Aguilera that we think are kind of nonsensical.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics, Christina Aguilera

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Christina Aguilera's, "Beautiful"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I am beautiful in every single way,
words can't bring me down
so don't you bring me down today
Why They're Nonsensical:
I thought she said she couldn't be brought down?
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
Christina Aguilera's, "Candyman"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
He's a sweet-talking, sugar-coated candy man
Why They're Nonsensical:
Does this imply that a human being is actually covered in sugar? What for? That doesn't sound right.
Submitted by: Jen
Christina Aguilera's, "Dirrty"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Sweat until my clothes come off
Why They're Nonsensical:
Christina, do you really think your clothes are going to come off by themselves? This line seems VERY nonsensical.
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
Christina Aguilera's, "Genie In A Bottle"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I'm a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way
Why They're Nonsensical:
Sorry, Christina, you don't rub a genie. You don't even rub the bottle. You just pull out the cork. Rubbing is for Aladdin's lamp, not a bottle genie thing at all.
Submitted by: James Natto
Christina Aguilera's, "Reflection"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
When will my reflection show who I am inside?
Why They're Nonsensical:
I can answer that in one word: Never! Mirrors don't show that kind of thing, at least not literally.
Submitted by: Mr. Critic
Christina Aguilera's, "Reflection"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me?
Why They're Nonsensical:
It's a reflection, thats what you are singing about, duh!

***Editor's note: Please do not type quotation marks around the lyrics. If we did that, then ALL the lyric lines would have to be quoted, and it's just redundant.
Submitted by: Aodhan Young
Christina Aguilera's, "When You Put Your Hands On Me"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I don't know, diving out of the sky
Or living like the diamonds of pearl
Why They're Nonsensical:
Do I really have to explain why this is nonsensical? It just seems so jumbled. What does she mean by this?!?!?
Submitted by: Da Phoenix

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