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Song Parodies -> "So Dysfunctional"

Original Song Title:

"So Emotional"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"So Dysfunctional"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

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So dysfunctional...so dysfunctional

No matter day or night, we fight
You know you're wrong and that I am right
(If) you weren't my brother I'd sue

I keep on shouting dude, you are so rude
You practice ways to drive me crazy
I want to neutralize you

You and I are so dysfunctional
We can't stop being confrontational
You slipped a cockroach in my bowl of Irish stew
We're so dysfunctional

You thump me high and low, you know
I'm never sure which way you're gonna go
Always antagonizing me

I'm hearing mama scold, because you told
Of my incarceration
That night we mooned a Marine

You and I are so dysfunctional
Sometimes I think it's so irrational
But I will wake you with an amplified kazoo
We're so dysfunctional

Logged into our fam'ly tree
And I took your entry out
Then you went and filled my gloves
Full of sauerkraut, sauerkraut
We're so dysfunctional

(My number one foe)
Ow, you stepped on my toe
(Just goes to show we're so)
We're so dysfunctional
(We both keep trying ways to make each other spew)
Maybe I'll lie low-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

You and I are so dysfunctional
We can't stop being confrontational
I put some glue into your bottle of shampoo
We're so dysfunctional

You and I are so dysfunctional
Sometimes I think it's so irrational
You threw out all the laces on my tennis shoes
We're so dysfunctional

You and I are so dysfunctional
We can't stop being confrontational
And mom keeps shouting that we both are full of poo
We're so dysfunctional
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TJC - January 25, 2011 - Report this comment
You aren't dysfunctional---you're 555 kinds o' special!
Old Man Ribber - January 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice job, Rex Maximus! In this case, "function" follows form...and you're on the top of yours. ;D
Blaydeman - January 26, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Good work Rex! This parody wasn't dysfunctional.
Matthias - January 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Classic Christina... I kinda remember this song and I hated the OS back in the day when it was big. This was a good parody about brotherly hatred. Interesting topic (most people when working with dysfunction go the lovers route but brothers is certain interesting)
agrimorfee - January 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Matthias is thinking what I was...and I think if it was lovers it would have allowed for more stronger nastiness. Well done against the OS, but could have been funnier.
Rex - January 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks TJC, OMR, Blayde, Matt, & Agri. Matt & Agri, for whatever reason I always think of the term dysfunctional as part of the phrase "dysfunctional family" (must've been those Sociology classes), so it tends to mean sibling or parent-children relationships to me.
bobpiecheese - February 06, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Sounds like what me and my little brother would get up to if we were more proactive and less lazy bastards. Nioe parody, 555!
Below Average Dave - February 09, 2011 - Report this comment
As usual--you rocked this round
Jeff Reuben - February 09, 2011 - Report this comment
At least protein was added to the stew. Funny stuff, reminds me of my relationship with my sister too.

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