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Song Parodies -> "Creepy Guy With Goggles"

Original Song Title:

"Genie In A Bottle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Creepy Guy With Goggles"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

A sequel to my "Drone Bots Are Creepin" parody: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/journey73.shtml
Climbed up, Climbed up
Ooooh, Wow!

You'll squeal and hide and block my sight
Then your boyfriend Steve knocks out my lights
Watching your hot buns from these tree leaves
Binoculars gripped
While on these branches I sway
I'm quite obscene until Steve hits my face
Achy, achy, achy (Achy, achy, achy...)

Owww-Ohhhh-Owww-Ohhh-Owwww...
I'm starring through your window
Owww-Ohhhh-Owww-Ohhh-Owwww...
Until you stomp on my toes, toes...

Buried in this beech I'll seek
A sight that'll make my day
I'm a seedy geek who's awful
Eyes are buldging from my face

If I wanna see you clean
I'll hide in a bush or two
When the sun fades I've got night vision (Oh yeah)
Peeped you under the moon

I'm a creepy guy with googles, baby
Caught you scrubbing 'neath that spray, Sexy
I'm that pervy guy you'll throttle, baby
Glum, glum, glum 'cause I freak you out

Your tulip garden's where I'll hide down low
To catch a glance at parts you wouldn't show
Since I'm a shunned punk
And freaky
Hard stones whack me while I creep at night
Once used machines but lost those drones in flight
Breaking, breaking, breaking (Breaking, breaking, breaking...)

Whoaaaaa-Ohhhhh-Whoaaaaa-Ohhhh-Whoaaaaa
My means are rather retro
Whoaaaaa-Ohhhhh-Whoaaaaa-Ohhhh-Whoaaaaa
But it's less expensive, bro (But it's less expensive, bro)

Climbed up in this tree to see
Hotties naked on display
I'm a creepy guy with goggles (I'm a creepy guy with goggles)
They're disrobing to go bathe

Getting stung by bees, It stinks (Ooh)
Hornets make me flinch, It's true (There's hornets too! Nooo!)
I'll shriek like a banshee, You'll see
Then I'm beat with shoes

I'm a creepy guy with goggles, baby
Gonna club me with that wrench, Nutty
I should really find a brothel, baby
Hub, hub, hub's gonna knock me out

I'm a creepy guy with goggles, baby
Outside hugging this tree trunk staring
(Still I'm filled with glee it seems)
I'm a squeaky dweeb you'll topple, baby
Dumb, dumb, dumbass will make you pout

Whoaaaaa-Ohhhhh-Whoaaaaa-Ohhhh-Whoaaaaa
Head's thwacked with a stiletto
Whoaaaaa-Ohhhhh-Whoaaaaa-Ohhhh-Whoaaaaa
Still I'll sneak here in the snow, snow

It's an old technique to peek
Soaking out here in the rain
So this greaseball makes minds boggle (greaseball makes minds boggle)
You're gonna stun me with that mace

Hobby's full of sleaze, Your knees
Swung and hit me in the jewels
You think that my brain is demented
Since I just wanna view

You'll splash your hot tea on me
After lurking I'm in pain
I'm a creepy guy with goggles (With some goggles, baby)
My skull is lumpy and it's sprained

Doing my misdeeds in weeds (Doing my misdeeds in weeds)
Checking out this chick who's nude
She tossed me right in the brink, buddy
That cop was sure rude

Once a creepy guy with goggles, buddy
Lock, lock, locked up and made me shout


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Rob Arndt - February 02, 2017 - Report this comment
Indeed, creepy! 555! You should do something with gas masks which are creepy too! Ever see the German types on WW1 dogs and horses? Surreal...
Larry Hensley - February 02, 2017 - Report this comment
Great idea for a parody and lots of funny lines throughout. 5's
Rob Arndt - February 02, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks Matthias, you gave me an idea! See it tomorrow...

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