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Celine Dion had a bout with amnesia a few years ago, but, thankfully, she has made a full recovery, and is perfectly healthy. She even wrote a song about it; "It's All Coming Back To Me Now"

- Submitted by: Jeff Williams

Celine Dion walks into a bar.
Bartender says 'Why the long face?'

- Submitted by: LucidLupin LeeBee

Did you hear that Celine Dion is now an organ donor? Yeah, when she dies, her heart will go on.

- Submitted by: Brady Turner

What's the difference between Celine Dion and a dried plumb? One is a shriveled up prune an old man eats, and the other is a fruit.

- Submitted by: jethro

Yesterday, Celine Dion received a box of boomerangs. She tried throwing them away, but they're all coming back to her now.

- Submitted by: Psycho Librarian

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