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Song Parodies -> "The Boat Is Gone"

Original Song Title:

"The Heart Goes On"

Original Performer:

Celine Dion

Parody Song Title:

"The Boat Is Gone"

Parody Written by:

Dave Ferretti

The Lyrics

here I'm on this big boat
I sure hope it can float
I really hope that nothing -- goes wrong

we're going across the ocean
don't want no commotion
I might put my life jacket on

it's too far to get there by car
I can't swim, I hope nothing goes wrong
that wall turned into the floor
the band looks tense
but they played a new song

I was sittin here thinking
I feel like were sinking
what in the hecks going on ?

the captain looks so sad
the boat(s) lookin real bad
it seems like the crew is long gone

it's too far too get there by car
I think we're screwed lots of water coming on
water poured when I opened the door
the boat is coming apart
and I think that somethings gone wrong


I fear the captain can't steer
and the rest of the crew is long gone
I didn't pay for it to end this way
I sorta new from the start
that this voyage would all go wrong

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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CML - May 12, 2020 - Report this comment
Why are we allowing this MIKE troll to pollute our comments section with dozens of his idiotic, nonsensical, grotesquely unfunny "comments" ALL IN CAPS. This is harmful to the image of our website, which isn't in the pink of health .. If you haven't noticed. Are we just going to continue to let this mental midget do more harm to the site .... without saying anything? Well I just said something. Will someone back me up
Agrimorfee - May 12, 2020 - Report this comment
I dont mind when he says something PRODUCTIVE, but I dont like his private jokes & corrections. And at least he is viewing multiple authors & songs.
Darius - May 12, 2020 - Report this comment
Mike's crazy.

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