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Song Parodies -> "Every Girl I've Loved"

Original Song Title:

"Everything I Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alan Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Every Girl I've Loved"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Arthur

The Lyrics

Wasn't trying to cause a laugh here, just needed to put into words what I've been through ad nauseum.
Verse 1:
If there's one thing that would give my heart glee,
it's to find someone to love eternally.
but why should I fight only to concede
if every girl I've loved has jaded me?

Chorus:
Every girl I've loved has jaded me,
ripped out my heart & laughed while I would bleed.
If that's the way that it will always be,
then I'm giving up on love, because I've had enough
of every girl I've loved betraying me!

Verse 2:
It seems I keep making the same mistake
of thinking one will not make my heart break.
But every time it ends expectedly:
With every girl I've loved betraying me!

Repeat Chorus

Coda:
I'm giving up on love, because I've had enough
of every girl I've loved betraying me!

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Melissa - November 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Sounds tragic, but 555 hopes & prayers that true love will find you 😍
Rob Arndt - November 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Sad to hear, but 5s. GL for the future.
Old Hand - November 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Try this: confidence, competence, compassion.
John Lomain - November 28, 2016 - Report this comment
I know, love can be painful sometimes. 5s
Callmelennie - November 29, 2016 - Report this comment
There's a history here at Amiright of authors doing epic odes to their romantic misadventures. I did one myself, and since it came from the heart, it's one of my very best. I just might do another tune about this incident now that you've re-planted the seed in my head

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