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Song Parodies -> "My Morale's Gone Somewhere"

Original Song Title:

"It's Five O'Clock Somewhere"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alan Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"My Morale's Gone Somewhere"

Parody Written by:

Michael T. Mondak

The Lyrics

My friends were cast in a musical theater show
And so was I
Auditions passed like molasses in wintertime
But it was July
Morale's going down by the hour, and I'm feeling sad by the minute
The director just pushed me over the limit
I'd like to call him something
I think I'll just call it a day

So I'll go around town and peg the show
And tell them to bring me a whole lot of balloons
Practices have just begun, but I don't care
My morale's gone somewhere

This practice is gonna take all afternoon
And half the night
Tomorrow morning I know that there will be hell to pay
Hey, but that's all right
I haven't done theater in over a year
My theater break is going to end right here
If you get me balloons expect a thank you within a day

So I'll go around town and peg the show
And tell them to bring me a whole lot of balloons
Practices have just begun, but I don't care
My morale's gone somewhere

My female fans would come
Say that I was awesome
And bring me lots of balloons too
At a moment like this
I can't help but wonder
What would Missa Eaton do?

She'd say:
I'll go around town and peg the show
And tell them to bring Mike a whole lot of balloons
Practices have just begun, but I don't care

So I'll go around town and peg the show
And tell them to bring me a whole lot of balloons
Practices have just begun, but I don't care
She don't care
No, we don't care
My morale's gone somewhere

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