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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> Alan Jackson

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Alan Jackson that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 58 misheard song lyrics for Alan Jackson on amIright currently.

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"A Love Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could use a little some'o' that.
Original Lyrics:
I could use a little sun on my back.
"Blue-Blooded Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a blue, bloody woman
and a I'm a red, naked man
Original Lyrics:
She's a blue-blooded woman
and I'm a red-necked man
"Buicks To The Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
They'll be driving eunuchs to the moon.
Original Lyrics:
They'll be driving Buicks to the moon.
"Chattahoochee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A caravan of gypsies in the pale moonlight
Original Lyrics:
Pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight
"Chattahoochee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beer Billy cans in the Pale Moonlight
Original Lyrics:
Pyamid of cans in the Pale Moonlight
"Chattahoochee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beer in metal cans in the pale moonlight
Original Lyrics:
Pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight
"Chattahoochee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never knew how much a money water meant to me.
Original Lyrics:
Never knew how much that muddy water meant to me.
"Chattahoochee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never knew how much her mommy wanted into me
Original Lyrics:
Never knew how much that muddy water meant to me
"Chattahoochee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee
It gets hotter than a blue jacuzzi.
Original Lyrics:
Way down yonder on the Chattachoocee
It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie.
"Chattahoochee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We laid rubber on a Georgia a** farm.
Original Lyrics:
Well, we laid rubber on the Georgia asphalt.
"Chattahoochee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, we laid rubber on George's a**-fault.
Original Lyrics:
Well, we laid rubber on the Georgia asphalt.
"Don't Rock The Jukebox" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't rock the juicebox
Original Lyrics:
Don't rock the jukebox
"Drive"
Misheard Lyrics:
My uncle bought a new N64
Original Lyrics:
My uncle bought new in '64
"God Bless Texas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go on, West Texas.
Original Lyrics:
God bless Texas.
"Gone Country" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause some of that stuff don't sound
Much different than diddling.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause some of that stuff don't sound
Much different than Dylan.
"Gone Country" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's been writing songs
Speaking out against welcoming Cribbage.
Original Lyrics:
He's been writing songs
Speaking out against wealth and privilege.
"Gone Country" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Says 'I'm a simple girl myself
Threw up on Long Island'.
Original Lyrics:
Says 'I'm a simple girl myself
Grew up on Long Island.'
"Gone Country" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's been plannin' a room on a strip
For ten years in Vegas
Original Lyrics:
She's been playin' in a room on the Strip
For ten years in Vegas
"Gone Country" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gone country, look at them boobs
Original Lyrics:
She's gone country, look at them boots
"Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They built a barn that's strong enough to stand the test of time
Original Lyrics:
They built a bond that's strong enough to stand the test of time
"I'll Go On Loving You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you sleep off your drinks.
Original Lyrics:
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you slip off your dress.
"I'll Go On Loving You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you sleep off your drinks.
Original Lyrics:
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you slip off your dress.
"Just Playin Possom"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a hundred wives a purtin'
Original Lyrics:
I've got a hundred watts of hurtin'
"Like Red on a Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I love you like all little children love kitties.
Original Lyrics:
And I love you like all little children love pennies.
"Livin' on Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love can walk thru fire with Abe Lincoln
Original Lyrics:
Love can walk thru fire without blinkin'
"Living On Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you sleep off your drinks.
Original Lyrics:
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you slip off your dress.
"Mercury Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The girl that I know,
she stole it from a friend
He got lucky, stole it back again
Original Lyrics:
The girl that I love,
I stole her from a friend
He got lucky, stole her back again
"Remember When" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Brought back the love, we found drugs
Vowed we'd never give 'em up
Original Lyrics:
Brought back the love, we found trust
Vowed we'd never give it up.
"Remember When" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Brought back the love
We found drugs
Swore we'd never give it up
Remember when?
Original Lyrics:
Brought back the love
We found trust
Swore we'd never give it up
Remember when?
"Remember When" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Brought back the love
We found drugs
Swore we'd never give it up
Remember when?
Original Lyrics:
Brought back the love
We found trust
Vowed we'd never give it up
Remember when?
"Remember When" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember when
Owens died and you were born
Original Lyrics:
Remember when
Old ones died and new were born
"Remember When" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember when
The sound of little feet wasn't music?
Original Lyrics:
Remember when
The sound of little feet was the music?
"Remember When" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We found drugs, thought we'd never give it up.
Original Lyrics:
We found trust, vowed we'd never give it up.
"Remember When" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We found drugs
Vowed we'd never give it up
Remember when.
Original Lyrics:
We found trust
Vowed we'd never give it up
Remember when.
"Remember When" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you sleep off your drinks.
Original Lyrics:
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you slip off your dress.
"Tall Tall Trees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tall tall trees, and all the watermelon seeds
Original Lyrics:
Tall tall tree, and all the water in the seas
"Tall, Tall Trees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want to haul a great big mansion
Well I'll give it the most undented
Original Lyrics:
If you want to own a great big mansion
Well I'll give it my utmost attention
"That'd Be Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If everybody everywhere had to learn to rope a bear.
Original Lyrics:
If everybody everywhere had a lighter load to bear.
"Where I Come From" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was rollin' wheels and shiftin' gears
Around that dirty turnpike
When Marty stopped me with his gun
Ten minutes after midnight
Said sir you broke the lemon in that rusty old truck
I don't know about that accident, son
Just where did you come from
Original Lyrics:
Well I was rollin' wheels and shiftin' gears
'Round that Jersey Turnpike
When Barney stopped me with his gun
Ten minutes after midnight
Said sir you broke the limit in that rusty ol' truck
I don't know about that accent son
Just where do you come from
"Where I Come From" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where I come from
It's coldblooded chicken.
Original Lyrics:
Where I come from
It's cornbread and chicken.
"Where I Come From" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where I come from
A lot of fun board sittin'.
Original Lyrics:
Where I come from
A lot of front porch sittin'.
"Where I Come From" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where I come from
It's corn ridden chicken.
Original Lyrics:
Where I come from
It's cornbread and chicken.
"Where I Come From" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where I come from
It's cornhole and fisting.
Original Lyrics:
Where I come from
It's cornbread and chicken.
"Where Were You (When The World Stopped Turning)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Were you in the yard with your wife and children
Working on some stake to your name?
Original Lyrics:
Were you in the yard with your wife and children
Or working on some stage in L.A.?
"Where Were You (When World Stopped Returning)?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you sleep off your drinks.
Original Lyrics:
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you slip off your dress.
"Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you burst out with crying for the red, white and blue?
Original Lyrics:
Did you burst out with pride for the red, white and blue?
"Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where were you when the world stopped churning on that September day?
Original Lyrics:
Where were you when the world stopped turning on that September day?
"Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I watch CNN and I'm not sure
I could tell you the difference in our rock and our band.
Original Lyrics:
I watch CNN and I'm not sure
I could tell you the difference in Iraq and Iran.
"Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I watch CNN but I'm not sure I can tell you
The difference and I rock and I rant.
Original Lyrics:
I watch CNN but I'm not sure I can tell you
The difference in Iraq and Iran.
"Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I watch CNN but I'm not sure I can tell you
The difference between our rock and our end
Original Lyrics:
I watch cnn but I'm not sure I can tell you
The difference in Iraq and Iran
"Where Were You When the World Stopped Turning?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Faith kicked Bin Laden, now she'll make ya famous.
Original Lyrics:
Faith hope and love are some good things He gave us.
"Where Were You When the World Stopped Turning?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I watch CNN and I'm not sure I could tell you the difference in a rock and our ant
Original Lyrics:
I watch CNN and I'm not sure I could tell you the difference in Iraq and Iran.
"Where Were You When the World Stopped Turning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I remember this from when I was drunk.
Original Lyrics:
And I remember this from when I was young.
"Where Were You When the World Stopped Turning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Faith told Bin-Lamma some good things He gave us
Original Lyrics:
Faith hope and love are some good things He gave use
"Who's Cheatin' Who?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And who caught a spark next door?
Original Lyrics:
And whose car is parked next door?
Song originally was a hit by a lady country singer named Charly McClain in the 1970's
"Who's Cheatin' Who?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whose car is fartin' next door?
Original Lyrics:
Whose car is parked next door?
"Who's Cheatin' Who?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whose dog's barkin' next door
Original Lyrics:
Whose car is parked next door
"www.memory" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At www.memory
I'll be waiving for you patiently
If you feel the meat, just click on meat
At www.memory
Original Lyrics:
At www.memory
I'll be waiting for you patiently
If you feel the need, just click on me
At www.memory

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