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P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kryptonite (Ballad Of Christopher Reeve) | Kryptonite | 3 Doors Down | 3.7 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 322 | |
| The Style And The Profile | Cat's In The Cradle | Harry Chapin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| Without Jews (or a Palastinian's Lament) | Without You | Motley Crue | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 247 | |
| You're Smoking Yourself A J | You're Giving Yourself Away | Ratt | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 202 | |
| Because Of You Grady | Red Roses For A Blue Lady | Vic Dana | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 314 | |
| Grady | Lady | Kenny Rogers | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 147 | |
| Benoit Will Survive | I Will Survive | Gloria Gaynor | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 298 | |
| Stewed Because Of Grady | Dude Looks Like A Lady | Aerosmith | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| Playground In My Yard | Playground In My Mind | Clint Holmes | 4.4 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 353 | |
| He Drives Miss. Daisy | She Drives Me Crazy | Fine Young Cannibals | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| Domino's | Domino | Kiss | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 177 | |
| Beep Beep | Beep Beep | The Playmates | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 330 | |
| Bloody Glove Proves O.J.'s Guilty You Know | Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| Tea (as in Boston Tea Party) | She | The Monkees | 3.9 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 1465 | |
| Bobby Brown | Charlie Brown | The Coasters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 195 | |
| You Will Shoot Your Eye Out Son | Carry On My Wayward Son | Kansas | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 239 | |
| The Thing Between My Knees | The Wind Beneath My Wings | Bette Midler | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 153 | |
| You Don't Mess Around With Vince (McMahon) | You Don't Mess Around With Jim | Jim Croce | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 130 | |
| Black And Gold | Black Gold | Soul Asylum | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 177 | |
| Patriots Super Sunday | Pleasant Valley Sunday | The Monkees | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 1754 | |
| Dictator Hussien | Beautiful Sunday | Daniel Boone | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 177 | |
| Freddy Krueger | Witchy Woman | The Eagles | 3.8 | 3.5 | 4.3 | 2665 | |
| Michael Came Home | Sunny Came Home | Shawn Colvin | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 161 | |
| Sharon Stone | Steppin' Stone | The Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 228 | |
| Slow-Minded | Cold-Hearted | Paula Abdul | 3.2 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 139 | |
| The Gonorrhea Song | Venus | Bananarama | 3.4 | 3.1 | 3.5 | 1374 | |
| Gloria (I think my life is done now) | Gloria | Laura Branigan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 163 | |
| Weekend Vs. New England (An Eagle Player's Lament) | Weekend In New England | Barry Manilow | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 135 | |
| I Wanna Be Cremated | I Wanna Be Sedated | The Ramones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| Pyroman | Spiderman | TV Theme | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 194 | |
| Sometimes He Lies | Sometimes She Cries | Warrant | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 177 | |
| Another Wife | 45 | Shinedown | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 242 | |
| Ban All Cell Phones Now | I Think We're Alone Now | Tiffany | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 229 | |
| Lyin' | Cryin' | Vixen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 194 | |
| Songs Un-True | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 80 | |
| Won't Get Fooled Again (by Republicans) | Won't Get Fooled Again | The Who | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 88 |
