Song Parodies -> Slow-Minded
| Original Song Title: | "Cold-Hearted" |
| Original Performer: | Paula Abdul |
| Parody Song Title: | "Slow-Minded" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny Pyro |
Ok. So this whole Howard Stern attack from this administration has made me a Bush hater. :P
He's a slow-minded Prez
Look into his eyes
Oh oh oh
He's been tellin' lies
He's a President in daze
Making his own rules
Oh oh oh
We all play the fools--yeah
He's the one spending all our dough
Anytime he sees fit
Do you remember back when he showed off
By driving fighter planes?
Everyone will sacrifice
Thier freedoms just to please him
Do you really think he cares about you
And your rights?
He's a slow-minded Prez
Look into his eyes
Oh oh oh
He's been tellin' lies
He's afraid of married gays
Won't allow thier school
Oh oh oh
Man he's such a tool--yeah
It was early on this year
He was up there freakin'
When the Super Bowl showed Janet's boob
there was a right wing groan
All the world's in crazy war
Yet he's been F. C. C.-ing
When it comes to free speech, man with him
There'll be no Howard Stern
He's a slow-minded Prez
Look into his eyes
Oh oh oh
He's been tellin' lies
He's got power drunken ways
Changing all our rules
Oh oh oh
Man that isn't cool--no
How come how come he can he can tell-us tell-us what-we what-we
Can-watch can-watch on-the on-the TV without a choice?
When-our when-our consti-consti tution-tution states-that states-that
We can choose what-a ever we like?
We've been we've been losin' losin' all our all our soldiers
And he's been only only hiding secrets all the while
Take a take another 'nother look into his eyes
And you will on-ly see an a-gen-da
We could find ourselves a better Prez
Bush could only tell more lies
We deserve ourselves a better Prez
John K-Kerry would be nice
He's a slow-minded Prez
Look into his eyes
Oh oh oh
He's been tellin' lies
He's a President in daze
Making his own rules
Oh oh oh
We all play the fools--yeah
He's a slow-minded Prez
Look into his eyes
Oh oh oh
He's been tellin' lies
He's afraid of married gays
Won't allow thier school
Oh oh oh
Man he's such a tool--yeah
(repeat to fade)
Look into his eyes
Oh oh oh
He's been tellin' lies
He's a President in daze
Making his own rules
Oh oh oh
We all play the fools--yeah
He's the one spending all our dough
Anytime he sees fit
Do you remember back when he showed off
By driving fighter planes?
Everyone will sacrifice
Thier freedoms just to please him
Do you really think he cares about you
And your rights?
He's a slow-minded Prez
Look into his eyes
Oh oh oh
He's been tellin' lies
He's afraid of married gays
Won't allow thier school
Oh oh oh
Man he's such a tool--yeah
It was early on this year
He was up there freakin'
When the Super Bowl showed Janet's boob
there was a right wing groan
All the world's in crazy war
Yet he's been F. C. C.-ing
When it comes to free speech, man with him
There'll be no Howard Stern
He's a slow-minded Prez
Look into his eyes
Oh oh oh
He's been tellin' lies
He's got power drunken ways
Changing all our rules
Oh oh oh
Man that isn't cool--no
How come how come he can he can tell-us tell-us what-we what-we
Can-watch can-watch on-the on-the TV without a choice?
When-our when-our consti-consti tution-tution states-that states-that
We can choose what-a ever we like?
We've been we've been losin' losin' all our all our soldiers
And he's been only only hiding secrets all the while
Take a take another 'nother look into his eyes
And you will on-ly see an a-gen-da
We could find ourselves a better Prez
Bush could only tell more lies
We deserve ourselves a better Prez
John K-Kerry would be nice
He's a slow-minded Prez
Look into his eyes
Oh oh oh
He's been tellin' lies
He's a President in daze
Making his own rules
Oh oh oh
We all play the fools--yeah
He's a slow-minded Prez
Look into his eyes
Oh oh oh
He's been tellin' lies
He's afraid of married gays
Won't allow thier school
Oh oh oh
Man he's such a tool--yeah
(repeat to fade)
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Awwww.....what's the matter??? I thought everybody on this website HATED President Bush? Wow...I mean.... the way the 'Dubya' parodies fly out of all your asses I thought I'd be carried on all your shoulders for this one. I guess you're all Howard Stern haters. Maybe I was right a while back when I said that this site was nothing but a popularity contest.
I think Howard Stern is scum. But he's ten times the man Georgie Bush is. And he uses better language, too.
I think its great. For all the time you spent on it .. its one of your best. ((-; I couldnt do it.
Way ta go Pyro!!! 5 Stars! John Kerry in November! :)
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