You say you don't smoke weed
That you only drink beer
You say that your ashtray
Ain't got no leaves in there
You say you don't need weed
But I know that it's just a lie

'Cause when you call me in the night
Tellin' me your life is better 'cause it's weed free
I know you're lying on the phone
And smoking on a bone, you just cannot fool me

Hey, you're smoking yourself a J
It's clear in every hit you take
You can't hide your addiction away
Hey, you're money's spent the day you're paid
Roach clips all around your place
I see through the lies that you spray
You're smoking yourself a J
You're smoking yourself a J
It doesn't matter what you say
You're smoking yourself a J
You're smoking yourself a J

So you just got your freedom
'Cause you just did some time
Two years in prison, caught with a dime
But a crackpipe and mirror
Would have gotten you a stiffer price

Why don't you come right out and say
Maybe you can't take another day without weed
You know It's runnin' through your blood
Strung out on a drug
And you can't live without weed

Hey, you're smoking yourself a J
It's clear in every hit you take
You can't hide your addiction away
Hey, you're money's spent the day you're paid
Roach clips all around your place
I see through the lies that you spray
You're smoking yourself a J
You're smoking yourself a J
It doesn't matter what you say
You're smoking yourself a J
You're smoking yourself a J

'Cause when you call me in the night
Tellin' me your life is better 'cause it's weed free
I know you're lying on the phone
And smoking on a bone, you just cannot fool me

Hey, you're smoking yourself a J
It's clear in every hit you take
You can't hide your addiction away
Hey, you're money's spent the day you're paid
Roach clips all around your place
I see through the lies that you spray
You're smoking yourself a J
You're smoking yourself a J
It doesn't matter what you say
You're smoking yourself a J
You're smoking yourself a J