Song Parodies -> Freddy Krueger

Original Song Title:

"Witchy Woman"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

  
Parody Song Title:

"Freddy Krueger"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Pyro

Stetson hat, and burned-up lips,
Sharp knives on his finger tips.
Scary voices in the night,
He's a vengeful killer on an endless fright.

Wooo Hooo Freddy Krueger,
Never close your eyes.
Wooo Hooo Freddy Krueger,
He got control of your mind.

He holds you captured in the night,
Dreaming nightmares is your plight.
Crazy laughter as he plans your doom,
And he brings himself to murder hiding in your room.

Wooo Hooo Freddy Krueger,
Never close your eyes.
Wooo Hooo Freddy Krueger,
He got control of your mind.

Well I know you want some slumber,
But let me tell you brother,
He's been waiting for you by your bed.
And as soon as you're asleep,
Freddy soon will creep,
He will rock you in a nightmare 'til you wake up dead.

Wooo Hooo Freddy Krueger,
Never close your eyes.
Wooo Hooo Freddy Krueger,
He got control of your mind.
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Pacing: 3.8
 
How Funny: 3.5
 
Overall Rating: 4.3
 

Total Votes: 22
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mac - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Spooky, and well done.
Arwen - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I was just watching Nightmare on Elm Street the other day! Great job, Johnny!
Adagio - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Very well done, though you left the 'ha ha ha ha........' out.
Jason Voorhees - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Sucked.
Michael Myers - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Stunk.
alvin rhodes - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
perfect pacing...not real funny, but clever...freddy's not a funny subject anyway
sloatead - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
killer, 5's
InuOtome - September 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Eh, it was o.k. Freddy's kind of a funny subject ever since he went from scary teen murderer to comedic slasher in a Christmas sweater, so...yeah. But, he is better than *Jason or Pinhead.^^ Gomen nasai to you guys who like them.*
Lauren - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
stupid
Elisha - June 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Freddy Rocks!!

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