Song Parodies -> "The Gonorrhea Song"

Original Song Title:

"Venus"

Original Performer:

"The Gonorrhea Song"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Found her at a school bus stop
Thought she was a real hot dame
The moment we stopped making love
My penis was in flames

I've got it
Yeah, baby, I've got it
I'm your penis, I'm on fire
Got gonorrhea
Well, I'm your penis, I'm on fire
Got gonorrhea

I guess she had a lot of guys
Jumping 'round from man to man
Black ones as well lighter shades
Got what everyone else had
Ahhhhhhh!

I've got it
Yeah, baby, I've got it
I'm your penis, I'm on fire
Got gonorrhea
Well, I'm your penis, I'm on fire
Got gonorrhea

Found her at a school bus stop
Thought she was a real hot dame
The moment we stopped making love
My penis was in flames

I've got it
Yeah, baby, I've got it
I'm your penis, I'm on fire
Got gonorrhea
Well, I'm your penis, I'm on fire
Got gonorrhea

Yeah, baby, I've got it
Yeah, baby, I've got it
Yeah, baby, I've got it
Yeah, baby, I've got it
(fade)

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Dr. Ruth - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap!

John the grunt - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Hey, I tried posting this exact song (though it was called 'penis') and it was rejected.....

Jonathan C. - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment

I bet a lot of guys were crabby after reading this song. ;D

aoid - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment

DAMMIT! WHERE ARE THE AMIRIGHT CENSORS! THEY JUST LET CRAP LIKE THIS SONG JUST FLOAT ON BY?

Michael Pacholek - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Burning up the charts. Your patients' chart, that is.

Hugh G. Rekkshun - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Oh come now, aoid, don't be a meatus.

Ip Frehley - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment

I think Aoid is entitled to his opinion; whether he's right I don't know, but I don't think this one went over the line. I do agree with him about some of the other parodies on this site though.

C. Mensk Wurter - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment

I agree, Aoid is free to lick the bowl if she wants to.

Johnny Pyro - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Well....hmm....I was unaware that my parody was gonna cause such debate. Grunt, this just proves that none of our parodies are read....just the titles are. Aoid, whatever. I've seen a lot worse on this site without any comments from you. I don't know.....maybe you don't like the word 'penis' or something. Mensk....would that bowl be a toilet bowl? And to everyone else.....thanks for the votes and praise. :)

Agrimorfee - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Nothing terribly wrong with this song. Don't forget that the "No Sex" rule was only implemented by Chucky about 1 month ago, so there are many "grandfathered" parodies of questionable taste staying put.

Nameless - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment

C. Mensk, how do you know what gender Aoid is?

C. Mensk Wurter - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment

It's obvious that he is female.

aoid - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment

I'M MALE!

Holls - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment

ya know what..... who really gives a crap what gender aoid is... and I mean seriously...I would think that if you actually read the title before reading it you would know ahead of time what it was obviously about and not read it. Its really not THAT bad. I think its quite funny. sometimes I wonder if your not all just a bunch of morons.

Cookie-man - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment

That was AWESOME!

Pat - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment

This was horrible, such disgusting material.

Johnny Pyro - August 15, 2016 - Report this comment

Pat....as in Pat MacGroin? :P

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