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Song Parodies -> "Pyroman"
Original Song Title:
"Spiderman"
Original Performer:
TV Theme
Parody Song Title:
"Pyroman"
Parody Written by:
Johnny Pyro
The Lyrics
Pyroman, Pyroman,
Does whatever a pyro can
Starts a fire, any size,
Burning things before your eyes
Look Out!
Here comes the Pyroman.
Is he hot?
Listen man,
Standing by him will get you tan.
Mess with him, you'll be dead
He'll burn your hair right from your head
Hey, there!
There goes the Pyroman.
And on Devil's Night
Arson is not a crime
Gas-o-line and a light
Does the trick, every time.
Pyroman, Pyroman
Friendly neighborhood Pyroman
Wealth and fame
He's ingnored
Burning things, his reward.
To him, life is a great big flare-up
Whenever there's a flame-up
You'll find the Pyroman.
Does whatever a pyro can
Starts a fire, any size,
Burning things before your eyes
Look Out!
Here comes the Pyroman.
Is he hot?
Listen man,
Standing by him will get you tan.
Mess with him, you'll be dead
He'll burn your hair right from your head
Hey, there!
There goes the Pyroman.
And on Devil's Night
Arson is not a crime
Gas-o-line and a light
Does the trick, every time.
Pyroman, Pyroman
Friendly neighborhood Pyroman
Wealth and fame
He's ingnored
Burning things, his reward.
To him, life is a great big flare-up
Whenever there's a flame-up
You'll find the Pyroman.
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Pacing is slightly off and making jokes about burning things can only go so far. I liked the bit about burning someone's hair. I got some funny images from that line, but what's funny about your parody has to be more than burning things and pyromania is funny. Not bad, but not great.
I dont think I ever read this one... its funny!
PIE DOUGH MAN PIE DOUGH MAN,DOSE WHAT EVER A BAKER CAN,HE MAKE CAKE AND HE MAKES PIE,HE MAKES THEM ANY SIZE,LOOT OUT HERE COMES THE PIE DOUGH MAN
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