Song Parodies -> Ban All Cell Phones Now
| Original Song Title: | "I Think We're Alone Now" |
| Original Performer: | Tiffany |
| Parody Song Title: | "Ban All Cell Phones Now" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny Pyro |
(I wrote this because I'm sick of driving near people who are talking on their cell phones, and not paying attention to DRIVING THEIR CARS.)
People are brave
Driving and phones don’t go together
Just watch how they sway
They don't understand
And so they're
Driving just as fast as they can
Clutchin’ cell phones with their other hands
Tryin’ to multi task, it isn’t right
And when they wrap their cars around a tree
Or drive into a lake and drown
And then we’ll say
Ban all cell phones now
They shouldn’t check their texts while they drive around
Ban all cell phones now
Especially at the malls and around downtown
Look at the way
They’ve gotta gab when they’re driving
And on the highway
They drive close to you
and so they're
Driving just as fast as they can
Safety isn’t what their minds demand
Changin’ lanes too fast, left and then right
And when they wrap their cars around a tree
Or drive into a lake and drown
And then we’ll say
Ban all cell phones now
dangerous to themselves and everyone around
Ban all cell phones now
Talkin to their friends driving thru the town
Ban all cell phones now (cell phones now)
They shouldn’t check their texts while they drive around
Ban all cell phones now (cell phones now)
Especially at the malls and around downtown
Ban all cell phones now (cell phones now)
dangerous to themselves and everyone around
Ban all cell phones now (cell phones now)
Talkin to their friends driving thru the town
Driving and phones don’t go together
Just watch how they sway
They don't understand
And so they're
Driving just as fast as they can
Clutchin’ cell phones with their other hands
Tryin’ to multi task, it isn’t right
And when they wrap their cars around a tree
Or drive into a lake and drown
And then we’ll say
Ban all cell phones now
They shouldn’t check their texts while they drive around
Ban all cell phones now
Especially at the malls and around downtown
Look at the way
They’ve gotta gab when they’re driving
And on the highway
They drive close to you
and so they're
Driving just as fast as they can
Safety isn’t what their minds demand
Changin’ lanes too fast, left and then right
And when they wrap their cars around a tree
Or drive into a lake and drown
And then we’ll say
Ban all cell phones now
dangerous to themselves and everyone around
Ban all cell phones now
Talkin to their friends driving thru the town
Ban all cell phones now (cell phones now)
They shouldn’t check their texts while they drive around
Ban all cell phones now (cell phones now)
Especially at the malls and around downtown
Ban all cell phones now (cell phones now)
dangerous to themselves and everyone around
Ban all cell phones now (cell phones now)
Talkin to their friends driving thru the town
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Even though I wrote "Hang Up the Cell Phone Now" about three years ago, I had to give this one a five, because it's still too (expletive deleted) true!
This fits into the category 'Don't hate the game, hate the playa.' :)
...or was it t'other way around?
...or was it t'other way around?
AGREED!!!! Straight 5s.
Sorry Mike. Wasn't trying to copy your song. I just looked at your version and realized how close they are. I'm a mailman and just got sick of people driving around town on the phone, and that's what inspired me to write this. :)
This is so awesome! haha and so very true.. and unfortunately.. I am one of these people sometimes :p
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