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cat (kaht)

1. A small domestic feline commonly kept as a household pet, Latin name Felis domesticus or Felis catus.

2. A teenage female who, in between running, playing Scholastic Bowl, trying her hardest to maintain her straight-A average, writing for the local newspaper, listening to all sorts of music, and gawking like a zombie at her favorite pictures of Ric Ocasek (got a problem with that, you little punk?!) somehow finds the time to write song parodies on AmIRight.

Okay, enough with the smartassness. Well anyways, I first came in here in August 2005 to post a little one-off, poorly paced piece I had written, called "Where Are The Cars?" Normally I would have just left without ever thinking of this place again, but once I started sophomore year later that month I thought of writing some more, so I did, but they weren't very good ideas and were rather clunky, so they weren't very well received. I think my real turning point as a parodist came with "Gee, George Dubya Bushy," which was the first parody of mine that really got good reception and the first I entered in a SOTM contest. Since then I've been more serious (in technique, not humor!) about writing parodies, and I think I've sufficiently established myself on here by now. Admittedly, I'm not that prolific since it takes me a while to write most of my material, and it takes me a while to come up with good ideas sometimes...I've rejected a LOT of potential parodies in my day. But ah well, I've always preferred quality over quantity, and I like to think that I'm worth the wait. =)

So far, my most successful parody has probably been "You've Been Blessed," which won the Y parody competition and got a bronze medal in the February SOTM, but I definitely have aspirations for a gold someday. My parodies range on a variety of topics: my aforementioned obsession with Ric Ocasek, irrational behavior in males, cults, the flop known as Bode Miller, my breasts (or lack thereof), politics, cheating on tests, bathroom humor, Yo Mama, celebrities, hypochrondiacs, as well as several parodies about parodies, including how hard it is to write a parody of "American Pie."

Other than that...I don't know what else to say. I really love music, of pretty much all types. If I was to list all the bands I like, it would make your eyes hurt, but I will tell you that my favorite band is The Cars. Why? Because they're insanely catchy, no two songs of theirs sound alike, their lyrics are really really good, and they also just so happen to have an incredibly foxy lead singer (guess who THAT is?) I've parodied a few of their songs, but I must admit they're not very good. And if you want an idea of what other music I like, you can visit me on my other Internet infatuation,

Well, that's it. You'll probably see me somewhere around here, I have way too much time on my hands. Cat out!

Song Parodies -> Lyrics

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Parody TitleOriginal TitlePerformerSubmitted
Where Are The Cars?You Are The GirlThe Cars2005-08-01
You're Taking Too Damn LongYou Can't Hold On Too LongThe Cars2005-08-27
Emo-SlutMary-ChristSonic Youth2005-09-12
PreppieWindyThe Association2005-09-14
The Grade CurveThe Great CurveTalking Heads2005-10-24
It's A Small 'Net After AllIt's A Small WorldDisney2005-12-12
What Not To Do In A ParodyMy Favorite ThingsJulie Andrews2006-01-03
Like A NewbieLike A VirginMadonna2006-01-04
Gratuitous HypeDangerous TypeThe Cars2006-01-05
Gee, George Dubya BushyGee, Officer KrupkeWest Side Story Soundtrack2006-01-13
The 1 Guy's Stalking MeSomebody's Watching MeRockwell2006-01-15
You've Been Blessed (An Ode to Cults)Be Our GuestBeauty and the Beast2006-02-10
Don't Buy CDs, AngelinaDon't Cry For Me ArgentinaMadonna2006-02-19
Don't Find the 'Zines, AngelinaDon't Cry For Me ArgentinaMadonna2006-02-19
The Wreck Of That Dude Bode MillerThe Wreck Of The Edmund FitzgeraldGordon Lightfoot2006-03-07
Cat's ConfessionYou Might ThinkThe Cars2006-03-19
(Don't Wanna D)KTOSY.M.C.A.Village People2006-03-28
I Have A Nasty Case Of Every Virus Bug ConceivableThe Major-General's SongGilbert and Sullivan2006-04-03
FlatBadMichael Jackson2006-04-04
Don't Ask Me WhyDon't Pass Me ByThe Beatles2006-04-14
This Song's OverdoneJanie's Got A GunAerosmith2006-04-14
Yo Mama!TomorrowCast of 'Annie'2006-04-18
A Parodist's DilemmaAmerican PieDon McLean2006-05-01
50 Ways To Cheat At Testing50 Ways To Leave Your LoverPaul Simon2006-05-06
Too Lazy To Be Unique So Twenty-Five I'm PostingSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousMary Poppins2006-05-19
The Infomercial SongBohemian RhapsodyQueen2006-05-29
Trudgin' Through The ParkRunnin' Down A DreamTom Petty & The Heartbreakers2006-06-09
Newbie ParodistGangsta's ParadiseCoolio2006-06-26
Things That Provoke My IreWe Didn't Start The FireBilly Joel2006-07-03
Guhlee MahnPiano ManBilly Joel2006-07-14
Can't Fill This OrderDown On The CornerCreedence Clearwater Revival2006-08-13
ArwenLolaThe Kinks2006-08-18
Could This Be An Omen?Hanging By A MomentLifehouse2006-08-19
Queen Of PromKing Of PainThe Police2006-11-23
FillingsThrillerMichael Jackson2006-12-28
The FOX Pollution On My ScreenBoulevard of Broken DreamsGreen Day2007-01-29
The LakeThe WayFastball2007-02-11
You'd Better Go Hide Your GutAnother One Bites The DustQueen2007-02-25
I Flew To Siberia? Dang!Mysterious WaysU22007-02-27
Loch of NessWalk of LifeDire Straits2007-03-12
Watching DisneyPsycho KillerTalking Heads2007-04-11
More Relations? No!Desolation RowBob Dylan2007-04-14
Blight of ScarsLife on Mars?David Bowie2007-04-24
They Delayed My FlightWouldn't It Be NiceThe Beach Boys2007-05-08
Tangled WiresRing Of FireJohnny Cash2007-05-23
King Of PopAt The HopDanny and the Juniors2007-06-05
Test Is Full Of X'sYellow Rose Of TexasMitch Miller2007-06-18
Kissed A Toad...Ack!Hit The Road JackRay Charles2007-08-17