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Song Parodies -> "Too Lazy To Be Unique So Twenty-Five I'm Posting"

Original Song Title:

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mary Poppins

Parody Song Title:

"Too Lazy To Be Unique So Twenty-Five I'm Posting"

Parody Written by:

Cat

The Lyrics

FINALLY. GOD. It took me forever to get to number twenty-five. I wanted really badly to post it before June so I could get on the AmIRight T-shirt and so I could finally have an author description but...my teachers, in the last two weeks of school, are all trying to cram as much stuff down our throats as humanly possible. I also desperately tried to write a parody of "Under The Sea" called "Lower Than D" but I was shooting blanks, you may or may not see it in the future depending on how I feel. So...as a last-ditch effort, I instead came up with THIS little lame piece explaining my predicament this morning. I don't care if you rate it low, I just wanted my twenty-fifth, dang it.
I'm...too lazy to be unique so twenty-five I'm posting
Out of all my boring ones, this one might be the most-ing
And though I may be tempted to, I have no writer ghosting
Too lazy to be unique so twenty-five I'm posting!

Tap-tappa-tippy-tippy-tap-tappa-GAH!
Tap-tappa-tippy-tippy-tap-tappa-GAH!

I wanted a big spectacle for number twenty-five
A spoof that was respectable but quirky and alive
But when I tried to think it up, my brain was out to lunch–
So now I'm typing THIS, and all my nerve cells it will crunch!

Too lazy to be unique so twenty-five I'm posting
I must pay respect to the website that does my hosting
But when this is done, on the forums I will not be boasting!
Too lazy to be unique so twenty-five I'm posting!

Tap-tappa-tippy-tippy-tap-tappa-GAH!
Tap-tappa-tippy-tippy-tap-tappa-GAH!

Although this song is done to death, "sa* best one I could find
And its relative shortness gives me needed peace of mind
Its syllables are tricky, like the Major-General,
But since I have accomplished that, this one seems trivi-al!

Too lazy to be unique so twenty-five I'm posting
Since this is the final verse, now downhill I am coasting
Finally I can describe my life in the topmost-ing!
Too lazy to be unique so twenty-five I'm posting!!!
*very bad contraction of "it's the"

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 10

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alvin rhodes - May 19, 2006 - Report this comment
that was fun to sing along with....didn't deserve the previous grade
Agrimorfee - May 19, 2006 - Report this comment
It wasn't me. This is a 555, no matter what Cat and her detractors may do or say.
Stephen Harrington - May 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Touches well on writer's block. 555.
Paul Robinson - May 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Clever enough to get me to vote "5-5-5" on an OS I USUALLY go out of my way to avoid even reading...So that counts as "good work" in my book...PS - I had my "25th" plotted out well ahead...the only problem was I was only at about "10" at the time...boy, was it a bitch to do those other 14 to get up through "24"...
Kat - May 19, 2006 - Report this comment
And you say this isn't clever.
carol - May 19, 2006 - Report this comment
pardon me while I add my three 5's
Red Ant - May 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Good work here Cat. Is my bad grammar rubbing off on you? :-)
Phil Alexander - May 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Kind of fun, Cat - say, was your "lower than D" idea to do with exam grades or music? Sort of:
Lower than D
Lower than D
I is not faking
Voice it is breaking
Naturally
Now when I sing, earth starts to shake Folks nearby think it an earthquake
Shaking el mundo
Basso profundo
Lower than D

..and you could always write it with the extra kick in the tail that you're not a bloke whose voice is breaking :-)
Cat - May 20, 2006 - Report this comment
It's about grades, Phil. I'd post the chorus but I don't know how to do breaks in comments like you can...I don't think you can use the br tag.
Phil Alexander - May 20, 2006 - Report this comment
It is the [br] tag (just use angle brackets, i.e. shift+, and . rather than []). Looks like I missed one, too.
Cat - May 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Okay, here's the chorus...

Lower dan D!
Lower dan D!
Now dat I flunked it
Might as well junk it
School ain't for me!
Nobody need math in real life
English and science just cause strife
Your life is sunny, when you de dummy
Lower dan D!

Granted, it's not as good as yours...if you want to do it that way, go right ahead!
ChuckyG - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
oh boy... the t-shirt... I still have to get off my rear and finish the inthe00s one.

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