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Song Parodies -> "Loch of Ness"

Original Song Title:

"Walk of Life"

Original Performer:

Dire Straits

Parody Song Title:

"Loch of Ness"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A tribute to everyone's favorite Scottish sea monster.
Here comes Nessie, she's a-splashin', thrashin'
A-gurgle-gurgle, in that Scottish lake!
Here comes Nessie, makin' scared children tremble
Though many skeptics are convinced she's fake!

"What's in that water, thing that is floatin'?"
"Oh yeah, that's just a log!"
In the meantime, she's smote men
Dragging screaming tourists into the bog!

Don't wanna try and trick this big scaly woman
Or else your cries you can't repress
'Cause you're in the Loch,
Scary Loch of Ness,
Full-of-myst'ry Loch of Ness!

Here comes Nessie, many bad horror stories
Have been told 'bout her misdeeds
Nessie's queen of all the grisly and gory
Drinks corpses as they bleed!

Those lurid details cause a commotion
Public just won't swim
Not to mention sun-lotion
Marinates the people just to her whims!

You're saying that you just don't believe it
But then the truth you will confess
Once you're in the Loch,
Freaky Loch of Ness,
Enigmatic Loch of Ness!


Here comes Nessie with a thirst for blood now
A-snappin', roarin', you can hear her cry!
Here comes Nessie, spelling doom for the people
As she is splashing, sending waves to the sky!

How will you get saved--you will be toast now
Swallowed up, her main meal!
But you know that she's grossed out
By the bathers that too much they reveal!

And after all her violence and murdering
Just in a tiny little Speedo you should dress
She'll spit you out
Back into the Loch of Ness,
Yeah, it's strange, the Loch of Ness!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 11

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 4   2
 5   9

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Matthias - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Aye Lass, Great job here
Yoidy - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Ya got yer fivers all loched up, lassie!
John Barry - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment
I loch it.
Jason - March 13, 2007 - Report this comment
I also 'loch'ed' it Cat. Well done.
Meriadoc - March 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Eeek! Sounds like someone gave Nessie some crystal meth...
Agrimorfee - March 20, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) Very funny, on the spot pacing as well. This deserves no less than 555.
tomario - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
loved the original song liked this parody the subject sits well with the rhythm of the song.nice work young lady 555
Michael McVey - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Some monster 5's for this well-written parody!----MM
Below Average Dave - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) Not Bad Cat, it's almost hard to believe that you were a newbie in the SOTY thread. . .but you know, some start out really strong, I can see how you've built the fan base you have.
bobpiecheese - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES 5) I've heard that song somewhere, where was it? Oh yeah, awesome parody, Cat!
Jack Wilson - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
*insert that Napoelon Dynamite quoting having to do with Nessie* loved it,5s

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