Song Parodies -> "Don't Buy CDs, Angelina"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Cry For Me Argentina"

Original Performer:

"Don't Buy CDs, Angelina"

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The Lyrics

If this just sounds like a bunch of nonsense to you, it's because it's my submission to Stuart's big Brangelina musical project. Apparently when Brad hooked up with Ms. Jolie, he wasn't aware of her atrocious taste in music...

(Brad Pitt)
See, it's not easy
But I must state...
Your taste in tunes has room to improve
Don't come home from Best Buy with Barry Manilow
Maddox is crying
The boom box screams out the voice of Ms. Boone
You think there's a connection there?
At least Jen liked some decent stuff!

A hatchet to the speakers
I have to take...
Couldn't listen to Creed anymore
Look, you're extremely gorgeous, but it's gone way too far
I wear foam earplugs
But I still hear The Car-pen-ters and Bread
Post-Oscar track record ain't worse
Than all of your musical picks

Don't buy CDs, Angelina...
Who knew you liked Ce-line Dion?
All this bad music
It's like a virus
From Billy Bob to
Billy Ray Cyrus

Yes, we have fortune
And lots of fame
So, our tastes should be excellent!
The tabloids would scream if they knew you loved Britney
I'm setting limits
I'm banning all adult contemporary
My brain just can't take any more
I love you, will you appease me?

Don't buy CDs, Angelina...
What did I do to deserve this?
Stop the Limp Bizkit
It puts me in shock
(I'll re-ward you with
A MUCH bigger rock)

Have I made my point?
If you don't stop, your stereo I will deface
It's true, you are better seen and not heard
Silence is golden in
this
case

Oh, spare us, PLEASE, Angelina!

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Johnny D - February 19, 2006 - Report this comment

A slick way to stick it to both Madonna and "Evita" ! 5s!

2Eagle - February 19, 2006 - Report this comment

Does she also like Dan Hill?

Cat - February 19, 2006 - Report this comment

Johnny D, I didn't intend for it to be that way, but hey, that's a nice little bonus. =) And 2Eagle, I actually considered at one point putting in "Dan Hill" where "Ms. Boone" appears in the final parody since I needed a two-syllable bad singer, but I went with Ms. Boone since I think Debby's a bit more infamous.

Stuart McArthur - February 19, 2006 - Report this comment

great stuff, Cat - loved the flow of the phrase "A hatchet to the speakers - I have to take" and the virus/Cyrus couplet is inspired - 555

Red Ant - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment

Great addition to the Brangelina thread Cat. Though I would have liked to have seen better rhyming in the verses I'm not going to hold it against you. Very funny. 5s.

Rick C - March 02, 2006 - Report this comment

I too loved the virus/Cyrus couplet. Great job with this. 555

Stephen Harrington - May 18, 2006 - Report this comment

5s, I don't like any of the music listed in the parody either.

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