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Song Parodies -> "King Of Pop"

Original Song Title:

"At The Hop"

Original Performer:

Danny and the Juniors

Parody Song Title:

"King Of Pop"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Yeah...pretty much everything that needs to be said about Wacko Jacko has been said already...but that's not stopping me!
King of Pop!

Well, who’s a music mega-star
That’s often gone a little far? The King of Pop!
People think he’s kinda funky
‘Cause he hangs around with monkeys, King of Pop!
But his acts with kiddies won’t bring him any pity
King of Pop!

It’s the King of Pop!
Job’s become a flop! (no payment...)
Weirdness just won’t stop! (swings babies...)
Uses wives as props!
Aaaah-naaah...shun that King of Pop!

The fella’s got no nose to speak of
And the nature he’s a freak of, King of Pop!
When you see this baby-swinger
You forget he is a singer, King of Pop!
Puts his kids in veils, won’t go to jail...
King of Pop!

Oh no! It’s the King of Pop!
Hair looks like a mop! (wig, maybe?)
Slips away from cops! (“not guilty”...)
For huge homes he shops!
Aaaah-naaah...freakish King of Pop!

He sets the rumor mill a-spinnin’
Latest album’s bargain-binnin’, King of Pop!
When the crowd’s no longer smilin’
Moves to Middle East and Ireland, King of Pop!
But his bills still stand from using his Neverland,
The King of Pop!

No more “Billie Jean” or “Thriller”
After allegation spillers, King of Pop!
And the Jesus Juice he offers
Only brings him lots of scoffers, King of Pop!
And his face? That man makes ghosts look tan...
King of Pop!’s the King of Pop!
Watch his sales go drop! (bad CDs...)
Songs come off as sop! (mush lyrics...)
Once-big nose he lopped!, it’s King of Pop!

What a flop!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 17

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Jack Wilson - June 05, 2007 - Report this comment
That was awesome! I did Gigli Flopped to that OS back in 2003 ( Oh wow, STG would be happy to see the code on this parody)
John Barry - June 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Very good!
Ann Hammond - June 05, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
Dee Range - June 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Another great Jacko bash. Loved the 'bargain binnin' line about his cd's. 555+ And thanks so much for your critique of "Destination: Rome". I am fixin' to find yours and read it momentarily, and I'm sure it will be great, judging from your other parodies I've seen.
John Jenkins - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Very well done, Cat. Good all the way through, but the the tan ghost line and the last line stood out for me.
Agrimorfee - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) Possible the hardest pop song to pace, and you came through miraculously with great, great lines everywhere!
Michael McVey - June 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Jacko deserves this. Not as bawdy as my "Hands Across The Children" spoof, but it does make the point!
Matthias - June 15, 2007 - Report this comment
No Whacko Jacko joke goes to waste on Amiright
bobpiecheese - June 18, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) ANy parody on AmIRight that is about Whacko Jacko gets 555 from me!
Below Average Dave - June 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) Not much to say here. . .though I do find the topic to be, well as you said it done. . .your crafting into this song was just perfect and it is still funny to hear the term "Jesus Juice". . .
Jack Wilson - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
See above! LOVE the OS,love this parody! This sounds like an idea I coulda come up with, see above!
Matthias - January 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Great to revisit this one. I'm planning on running another session of Ages of Amiright a few months after I finish up Decathlon: Mark 2 (With a whole new format and new topics!!!) Are you up for it?
Agrimorfee - January 21, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC3) This was a top-getter in previous comps, may happen again.
Red Ant - January 21, 2008 - Report this comment
(K) If this were recorded, it would probably be as funny as Dash Rip Rock's parody of this song, and that's saying something. Loved the backing vocal lines in the choruses the best.
Guy - January 21, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4-K) What would a Mick Jagger slant on this look like>

No more will my scene be the fame that I once knew,
They're threatening to come and foreclose on my zoo,
My nose ain't scarred enough for now it will not run,
My glove I'll have to see on me it still becomes.

Anything that slams TKOP MJ - is good in my book. Very nice filet Cat. 5 Nose jobs later I vote.
stuart mcarthur - January 21, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4K) excellent celeb-skewering, Cat, and I lol'ed at the singing/baby-swinging and the spinning/bargain-binning rhymes - 555
Below Average Dave ( - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABCK) As I said before this has been done, still very well written even if the topic is a bit--well--old, and besides it's always nice to be reminded of Ages (my first big contest on AmIRight--you were a big part of that as you and I vyed 2nd and 3rd all contest) - - -that was a fun contest.
Mikey Squirrel - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
ABC- I love that use an old 50's classic to parody, I always loved that song. And using Jacko to skewer.. just awesome. Very well done, Cat.

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