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1970s
Bob Welch's, "Ebony Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
That I'll be home baby close to nine.
Original Lyrics:
That I'll be holding you close tonight.
Eric Clapton's, "Promises"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a problem, can you be late?
Original Lyrics:
I got a problem, can you relate?
Eric Clapton's, "Swing Low Sweet Chariot"
Misheard Lyrics:
I looked over Germany and what do I see
Original Lyrics:
I looked over Jordan and what did I see
Fleetwood Mac's, "Sara"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dead Sara
Original Lyrics:
Said Sara
Gordon Lightfoot's, "The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald"
Misheard Lyrics:
And later that night, when his lights went out of sight, came the wreck of the f’n Fitzgerald.
Original Lyrics:
And later that night, when his lights went out of sight, came the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Heart's, "Crazy on You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some friend of one
Original Lyrics:
So afraid of one
Joni Mitchell's, "Both Sides Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Disney dancing way you feel
or
The disco dancing way you feel
Original Lyrics:
The dizzy dancing way you feel
Peaches And Herb's, "Reunited"
Misheard Lyrics:
I find it very hard to stay awake.
Original Lyrics:
I find it very hard to stay away.
Sheryl Crow's, "Steve McQueen"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can page me on my lawn
Original Lyrics:
You can page me all night long
The Moody Blues', "Question"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you tell me 1-2-3
Original Lyrics:
When you tell me what to be
 
1980s
Corey Hart's, "92 Days of Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
A birthday beast
Original Lyrics:
A virgin beast
Corey Hart's, "Boy in the Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
The endless fight
Original Lyrics:
The endless flight
Corey Hart's, "Eurasian Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whiskey moments
Original Lyrics:
Whispered moments
Corey Hart's, "Everything in My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still I bother you
Original Lyrics:
Still I follow you
Corey Hart's, "In Your Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have always taught
Original Lyrics:
I have always thought
Eric Clapton's, "Behind the Mask"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm over you
Original Lyrics:
When I'm holding you
Fleetwood Mac's, "Seven Wonders"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll make a prayer to the rain rosette.
Original Lyrics:
I'll make a path to the rainbow's end.
Juice Newton's, "Queen of Hearts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thinkin' about a life of Christ
Original Lyrics:
Thinkin' about a life of crime
Midnight Oil's, "Armistice Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're watching people biting
Original Lyrics:
You're watching people fighting
Midnight Oil's, "Power and the Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pair of dice
Original Lyrics:
In paradise
Midnight Oil's, "The Dead Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
White bread came
Original Lyrics:
White man came
Pretty Poison's, "Nightime"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yeah, all night
or
Oh yeah, Ore-Ida
Original Lyrics:
Oh yeah, alright
Samantha Fox's, "Naughty Girls (Need Love Too)"
Misheard Lyrics:
My cottage cheese
Original Lyrics:
My heart would freeze
Stevie Nicks', "Stand Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Curses in my house
Original Lyrics:
First they took my house
The Go Go's', "I'm the Only One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the only fool, that's bigger for my zoo
Original Lyrics:
I'm the only fool, that's as big a fool as you
Yaz's, "Situation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cookout
Original Lyrics:
Move out
 
1990s
Bell Biv DeVoe's, "Do Me!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a book from me
Original Lyrics:
Take a look at me
C & C Music Factory's, "Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don’t wanna dance now
Original Lyrics:
Everybody dance now!
DJ Luck And MC Neat's, "With a Little Bit of Luck"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna rinse in salt
Original Lyrics:
Hollerin' the rinsin' sound.
George Michael's, "Spinning The Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would rather be the only one that is
Spinning that wheel for me
Original Lyrics:
I would rather be alone than watch you
Spinning that wheel for me
Green Day's, "Rest"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, racist goodbye
Original Lyrics:
Hello, or is this goodbye
Los Del Rio's, "Macarena"
Misheard Lyrics:
They all want me, they can have me!
Original Lyrics:
They all want me, they can't have me
Mariah Carey's, "Vision of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carried me through desolation
Original Lyrics:
Carried me through desperation
Midnight Oil's, "King of the Mountain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pushing my way through snow
Original Lyrics:
Pushing my way through slow
OMC's, "How Bizarre"
Misheard Lyrics:
People junking jive, and the crowds have stuck around
Original Lyrics:
People jump and jive, and the clowns have stuck around
Radiohead's, "No Surprises"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sirens, sirens
Original Lyrics:
Silent, silent
Simply Red's, "Fairground"
Misheard Lyrics:
Treasure at the fairground on the way
Original Lyrics:
Pleasure at the fairground on the way
Sonic Adventure soundtrack's, "My Sweet Passion (Theme of Amy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not sleep on my dad
Original Lyrics:
I'm not simple minded.
Spice Girls', "Spice Up Your Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you need is possibility
or
All you need is possibilities
Original Lyrics:
All you need is positivity
 
2000s
Afroman's, "Because I Got High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I got hot
or
Because I got hard
Original Lyrics:
Because I got high
Cast of the Book of Pooh's, "Everyone Knows He's Winnie the Pooh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone know's he's eating a poop
Original Lyrics:
Everyone know's he's Winnie the Pooh
Chingy's, "Right Thurr"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rifle
Original Lyrics:
Right thurr
Green Day's, "Saint Jimmy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the pain train son of the denial
With the main train and what it takes for suicidal
Original Lyrics:
I'm a patron saint of denial
With an angel face and a taste for suicidal.
Radiohead's, "Jigsaw Falling Into Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just as the dreams arrive
Original Lyrics:
Just as the drinks arrive
Radiohead's, "Knives Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
So lights out
Original Lyrics:
So knives out
Rascal Flatts 's, "What Hurts The Most"
Misheard Lyrics:
What Hurts The Moose.
Original Lyrics:
What Hurts The Most.
Misheard Lyrics:
You can still touch my nanas free
Original Lyrics:
You can still touch my love, it’s free
 
country
Buck Owens', "Made in Japan"
Misheard Lyrics:
My trans sister's radio comes from far away
Original Lyrics:
My transistor radio comes from far away
 
misc
Gracie Abrams', "Close to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't got a shingle problem--it's provocative
Original Lyrics:
I don't got a single problem with provocative
OneRepublic's, "I Ain't Worried"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you ready for it right now
Original Lyrics:
I ain't worried 'bout it right now

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