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1960s
Jackie DeShannon's, "What the World Needs Now Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
What the mall needs now
Original Lyrics:
What the world needs now
The Beatles', "All Together Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in heaven now
Original Lyrics:
all together now
The Beatles', "Magical Mystery Tour"
Misheard Lyrics:
La la la la, la la la la, mystery tour
Original Lyrics:
Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour
 
1970s
Black Sabbath's, "Iron Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
He just turned to steal in the automatic field
Original Lyrics:
He was turned to steel in the great magnetic field
Queen's, "Good Old Fashioned Loverboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gay boys, where did you go?
or
Danny boy, where did you go?
Original Lyrics:
Hey boy, where did you go?
 
1980s
ABC's, "(How to Be a) Millionaire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanna get a life, not twice as ugly
Original Lyrics:
Larger than life and twice as ugly
Band Aid's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
The greatest gift they'll get this year is fly
Original Lyrics:
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
Dolly Parton's, "9 to 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at 90 flies
Original Lyrics:
Working 9 to 5
Kylie Minogue's, "I Should Be So Lucky"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should be the Muppets
Original Lyrics:
I should be so lucky
Queen's, "Hammer to Fall"
Misheard Lyrics:
But lick your face and wrestle it
Original Lyrics:
But lick your face the western way
Queen's, "Scandal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Sandals
or
Hey Campbell
or
Hey Graham Bell
Original Lyrics:
Hey scandal
Starship's, "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand on scones forever
Original Lyrics:
Standing strong forever
Wham!'s, "Bad Boys"
Misheard Lyrics:
Run around to school
or
Run about to school
Original Lyrics:
Run along to school
 
1990s
Cliff Richard's, "From a Distance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Playing songs of the Pope
Original Lyrics:
Playing songs of hope
 
2000s
Avril Lavigne's, "Sk8er Boi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stuck up a rose
Original Lyrics:
Stuck up their nose
Crossfade's, "Cold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never meant to be slow-mo
Original Lyrics:
I never meant to be so cold
Eminem's, "Lose Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's nerdy
Original Lyrics:
He's nervous
Modjo's, "Lady (Hear Me Tonight)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see you're my feline?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see you're my delight?
The Click Five's, "Just the Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause she's been a freak
Original Lyrics:
'cause she's bittersweet
The Click Five's, "Just the Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's Jessie's girl I'm looking for
Original Lyrics:
She's just the girl I'm looking for
 
2010s
American Authors', "Best Day of My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is gonna be the bestie of my life
Original Lyrics:
This is gonna be the best day of my life
Charli XCX's, "Party 4 U"
Misheard Lyrics:
potty on u
Original Lyrics:
party 4 u
Lizzo's, "Boys"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make a girl of Gretchen
Original Lyrics:
Make a girl go crazy
 
xmas
Band Aid's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beaver world, let them no, it's Christmas time
Original Lyrics:
Feed the world, let them know it's Christmas time
Band Aid's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
FIFA, whoa, do they know it's kick off time again?
Original Lyrics:
Feed the world, let them know it's Christmas time again
Band Aid's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fee foo woah ooh
Original Lyrics:
Feed the world
Band Aid's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feed the Welsh
Original Lyrics:
Feed the world
Band Aid's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fever Whoa, let them know it's Christmas time again
Original Lyrics:
Feed the world, let them know it's Christmas time again
Band Aid's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fever, whoa
Original Lyrics:
Feed the world
Band Aid's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fever, whoa, don't you know it's Christmas after all?
Original Lyrics:
Feed the world, let them know it's Christmas time
Band Aid's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus whoooaaaah!
Original Lyrics:
Feed the world
Band Aid's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please give them lettuces leaves and cry
Original Lyrics:
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
Band Aid's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
The greatest gift they'll get this year is lice
Original Lyrics:
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
Band Aid's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
The greatest gift they'll get this year is slime
Original Lyrics:
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
Band Aid's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
The oldies gift they'll get this year is flies.
Original Lyrics:
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life.
Band Aid's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
The oldies gift they'll get this year is rice
Original Lyrics:
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
Band Aid's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
The only gift they'll get this year is flies.
Original Lyrics:
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life.
Band Aid's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
The only gift they'll get this year is rice
Original Lyrics:
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
Band Aid's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a world outside your window,
And it's a world of dragon fear
Original Lyrics:
There's a world outside your window,
And it's a world of dread and fear
Band Aid's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
We know, wooooow, do they know it's Christmas time?
Original Lyrics:
Feed the world, let them know it's Christmas time.
Band Aid's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where nothing ever grows. Nor rain or mistletoe.
Original Lyrics:
Where nothing ever grows, no rain or rivers flow.
Billy Squier's, "Christmas Is the Time to Say I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of moolah and brandy
Original Lyrics:
Of moonlight and brandy
Gene Autry's, "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had a very shiny rose
Original Lyrics:
Had a very shiny nose
Gene Autry's, "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very shabby nose.
Original Lyrics:
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose.
Gene Autry's, "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then one holiday Christmas Eve
Original Lyrics:
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Gene Autry's, "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Misheard Lyrics:
You would even say it grows
Original Lyrics:
You would even say it glows
Josh Groban's, "Believe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drinks are coming
Like bears in the distance
(later)
Sheep go sailing
From across the sea
Original Lyrics:
Dreams are calling
Like bells in the distance
(later)
Ships go sailing
Far across the sea
Kenny Loggins', "Celebrate Me Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please celebrate me, whoa!
Original Lyrics:
Please celebrate me home
Pentatonix's, "O Come, All Ye Faithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
O Commie, o Commie to Bethlehem.
Original Lyrics:
O come ye, o come ye to Bethlehem.
Traditional's, "Away in a Manger"
Misheard Lyrics:
No kid in a bed
Original Lyrics:
No crib for a bed

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