Half a mile from the pyramids
And the plane came dronin' 'round
With my wife and with our kids
On the road from Cairo town

I was drivin' a Cherokee
We had Al-Jazeera on
Almost couldn't hear the news
With the zoomin' of the drone

Oh, Obama
Oh, Obama
Oh, Obama
Hope you didn't target me...

And it droned me,
Swooped down low
Drone did a real nice belly roll
Then it droned me

And it droned me,
Swooped down low
Bombed that Sphinx's potty hole
Then it droned me

So we hit the sites,
Climbed the fabled heights
In the Valley of the Kings
Said hello to old King Tut
And I heard my iPhone ring

It was Billy John, works in Lebanon
With a big construction crew
That Bin Laden clan,
They got money, man,
And my buddy's Jewish, too!

Oh, Obama
Oh, Obama
Oh, Obama
What's that shadow over me?

And it droned me,
Swooped down low
Drone did a real nice belly roll
Then it droned me

And it droned me,
Swooped down low
Droned me while I's on the phone
And it droned me

Headed back to town as the sun went down
But our throats were gettin' dry
So we made a stop at a roadside shop
For refreshment on some ice

There was coffee, Coke
Pomegranate floats
And a few Korans as well
So I picked one up
Had another cup
Started readin', what the hell

Oh, Obama
Oh, Obama
Oh, Obama
WTF, it's that plane again...

And it droned me,
Swooped down low
Drone did a real nice belly roll
Then it droned me

And it droned me,
Swooped down low
In my head's a donut hole
'Cuz it droned me