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Song Parodies -> "White Nights"
Original Song Title:
"Wild Night is Calling"
Original Performer:
Van Morrison
Parody Song Title:
"White Nights"
Parody Written by:
Joseph Little
The Lyrics
because the woman is always right no matter what
As you put on your cape, stand before the mirror
And you comb your hair, grab your coat and hat
And you walk the streets trying to be a provider
And the white night lives just only to please her
And everything looks so complete
When you're walking out on the streets
And some guy flexes on me
Sets you flying, fighting
Ooh wee, a white nights, are squabbling, alright
Ooh wee, white nights, are squabbling
All the girls walk by, treat them like a puppet
And the boys, do the boogie woogie
they’ll do anything to please
And the people passing by, stare in wild wonder
And inside is psyche he just want to please his Mother
And everything looks so complete
When you're walking out on the streets
And some guy flexes on me
Sets you flying, fighting
Ooh ooh ooh wee, white nights, are squabbling, alright
Ooh ooh ooh wee, white nights, are squabbling, alright
White nights are squabbling
The white nights are squabbling
C'mon out and dance, c'mon out and make an ass
C'mon out and dance, c'mon out make an ass
White nights are squabbling
The white nights are squabbling
C'mon out and dance, c'mon out and make an ass
C'mon out and dance, c'mon out make an ass
And you comb your hair, grab your coat and hat
And you walk the streets trying to be a provider
And the white night lives just only to please her
And everything looks so complete
When you're walking out on the streets
And some guy flexes on me
Sets you flying, fighting
Ooh wee, a white nights, are squabbling, alright
Ooh wee, white nights, are squabbling
All the girls walk by, treat them like a puppet
And the boys, do the boogie woogie
they’ll do anything to please
And the people passing by, stare in wild wonder
And inside is psyche he just want to please his Mother
And everything looks so complete
When you're walking out on the streets
And some guy flexes on me
Sets you flying, fighting
Ooh ooh ooh wee, white nights, are squabbling, alright
Ooh ooh ooh wee, white nights, are squabbling, alright
White nights are squabbling
The white nights are squabbling
C'mon out and dance, c'mon out and make an ass
C'mon out and dance, c'mon out make an ass
White nights are squabbling
The white nights are squabbling
C'mon out and dance, c'mon out and make an ass
C'mon out and dance, c'mon out make an ass
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Knights
Knight or nights, it still could use a lot of work.
like how? all i need to replace is night with knight (simple late night mistake), can you elaborate please? just so that I understand where u are coming from, and get helpful tips for further parodies
I always appreciate your feedback Agrimorfee, good or bad
I wish there were more than one change in the choruses--it makes it all more funny and interesting. And the point you are trying to make, if there is one, is confusing. Is this about knights in armor, wearing capes, going out for the evening and fighting over their lovely damsels? Don't get me wrong, I do like surreal, stream-of-consciousness writing, but you usually don't go in that direction from what I've seen (I generally don't look at parodies that I don't know the original song from). Always here to help. Cheers.
"White Knight" is a slang term for a guy that is always sticking up for his girl... no matter what I'm just talking crap about those guys, thats all, "women are always right". But yea, I always appreciate your feedback, and that vernacular wasn't so intuitive, i get it. I appreciate your feedback anytime!
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