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Song Parodies -> "Real, Real Dumb"

Original Song Title:

"Real, Real Gone"

Original Performer:

Van Morrison

Parody Song Title:

"Real, Real Dumb"

Parody Written by:

Immoral Liberal

The Lyrics

Real, real dumb!
Got run over by a wheelbarrow;
Lost my cards in a game of Faro;
So I'm real, real dumb.

Real, real dumb!
My head's filled with rotting kelp;
You know I need mental help,
'Cause I'm real, real dumb.

Dumb people said
I could do two things at once;
Oh, I could do both if I tried.
I know better now:
My cap says I'm a dunce;
So maybe those guys lied.

I'm real, real dumb!
I can't think much on my own;
My whole frontal lobe is gone--
Only had the one--
And I'm real, real dumb.

Alex Jones is on my radio,
And my mind's filled with dead space;
I've got a slack jaw on my face--
Chewing bubble gum--
And I'm real real dumb

I'm real dumb!
Yo, yo!
Can't vote on a Florida ballot;
Someone hit my head with a mallet.
Voted Buchanan--
'Cause I'm real, real dumb;
Yeah, I'm real real dumb.
I'm real dumb!

Richard Harris said:
"I'll never have that recipe again.
Oh no!"
Bobby McFerrin said:
"Don't worry, be happy."
Starship said:
"We built this city on rock and roll."
Vanilla Ice said:
"Word to yo' mother."

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