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Song Parodies -> "Brown Nose Turds"
Original Song Title:
"Brown Eyed Girl"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Van Morrison
Parody Song Title:
"Brown Nose Turds"
Parody Written by:
eeL deaL
The Lyrics
Hey, who do they blow?
Leader who's so lame
Their heads are hollow
Playin' a fool's game
Gaffin' and a-connin', hey, hey
Wimpin' and a-Rumpin'
They're smellin' their dear leader's log
His farts are thumpin' and ew
Those brown nose turds
They're stool
Those brown nose turds
What on Earth happened
To make them go so low?
Going up that old man's butt
With oh so much gusto
They really have Lefties laughing
When they handle Dumpy's balls
Slipping and sliding on
All his orange pee and doo
Those brown nose turds
They're vile
Brown nose turds
They will sure sing along
With whatever Dump sings
Heil, maga maga maga
Maga dumb man
Maga cult lead-ah
Just like that
Heil, maga maga maga
Maga dumb man
Maga cult lead-ah
It's such a smelly way
To be dictator-owned
But they go on day after day
Their worship only grows
They treat him as their Lord
Sometimes I'm disgusted thinking 'bout it
They are so far up his ass
Happy to be lumps of his stool
Those brown nose turds
They're vile
Brown nose turds
They have surrendered to
The magaT wing
Heil, maga maga maga
Maga dumb man
Maga cult lead-ah
Leader who's so lame
Their heads are hollow
Playin' a fool's game
Gaffin' and a-connin', hey, hey
Wimpin' and a-Rumpin'
They're smellin' their dear leader's log
His farts are thumpin' and ew
Those brown nose turds
They're stool
Those brown nose turds
What on Earth happened
To make them go so low?
Going up that old man's butt
With oh so much gusto
They really have Lefties laughing
When they handle Dumpy's balls
Slipping and sliding on
All his orange pee and doo
Those brown nose turds
They're vile
Brown nose turds
They will sure sing along
With whatever Dump sings
Heil, maga maga maga
Maga dumb man
Maga cult lead-ah
Just like that
Heil, maga maga maga
Maga dumb man
Maga cult lead-ah
It's such a smelly way
To be dictator-owned
But they go on day after day
Their worship only grows
They treat him as their Lord
Sometimes I'm disgusted thinking 'bout it
They are so far up his ass
Happy to be lumps of his stool
Those brown nose turds
They're vile
Brown nose turds
They have surrendered to
The magaT wing
Heil, maga maga maga
Maga dumb man
Maga cult lead-ah
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Speak for yourself, Biden rimmer.
magaTs seriously risk reincarnating as actual maggots.
There's no such thing as reincarnation, Biden rimmer.
The odds of reincarnation being real are much higher than the odds that Dump won the 2020 election or that he is innocent of any of the charges against him.
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