-> "Pigs Don't Fly"
Original Song Title:
"Hips Don't Lie"
Parody Song Title:
"Pigs Don't Fly"
The Lyrics
Intro: Piggies up in here tonight!
No flyin’! No flyin’!
Sin vuelo! Sin vuelo!
Pre-Chorus: I really can’t believe that you are gonna try this
I think this plan’s a tad outlandish
Come on don’t bother! (Please!)
Bolognita (Sí!)
This Rasta’s got pasta (Sin vuelo! Sin vuelo!)
Chorus: Oh baby, when you snort like that
You make a porker go mad
It’s unwise to keep on
Chiding the dreams of a hogette
And it’s on tonight
You say that pigs don’t fly
It’s ‘bout time to set things right
My wheels have traction, and tension
Don’t you see? Baby, this is progression
Verse 1: Hey girl, I can see you’re tryna hoof it
And I think that it’s crazy!
Pigs don’t have the needed aerodynamics
You need to stop pretendin’!
And when you walk out through the barnyard
The other swine laugh and snort
They think you should wallow in mud
But everything’s so schizophrenic
The way you claim to lift it
So you gon' end up panceta
Pre-chorus: I never really thought that you were gonna build it
You’re makin’ me wanna learn to sweat
We pigs stay under (Trees!)
It’s betta (Sí!)
Leave flight to the emus (Sin vuelo! Sin vuelo!)
Chorus: Oh baby, when you start to yam
You make a piggy go ham!
So be wise, and step off
Before you end up as a ham hock
It’s on tonight
I heard that pigs don’t fly
Now it’s time to prove them wrong
Got my aero, in tow
Soon you’ll see, I’ll be hot as tocino
I’m ready to take flight
I’ll show that pigs can fly
And I’m starting to win that fight
With this contraption, intention
You’ll all see that it’s the Wright invention
Verse 2: Oh boy, I can feel the body moving
Mechanical, oh man
I don’t, don’t really know what I’m doing!
That’s the end of my plan
My will and fixation
Caused me to fail now, fail now
Dreamt of zooming, thought I can, but I can’t
That’s a bit too hard to create
Vuela en sus sueños de noche
Vuela en sus sueños de dia
Vuela en sus sueños de noche
Vuela en sus sueños de dia
Pre-Chorus: I never really thought you’d give up like this
It’s not like swine to act so sheepish
Don’t be a llama! (Please!)
Bolognita (Sí)
Make better, propellers (Debe volar! Debe volar!)
Chorus: Oh baby, when you talk like that
Don’t try to be so civilized
I am wise, won’t keep on
Crafting these large aeronautics
Bridge: Bolognita, now I feel ya
Let me see you fly, like your name is Amelia
Se puede volar así como un águila, say it!
Se puede volar así como un águila
Yeah
She’s so sassy, every pig’s fantasy
A bacon grease like me back with the Greasers from a bad teen movie
She’s so fly like Goldbloom in a lab
She buzz, she buzz
She keeps the whole barn busy
Why the CDC wanna watch us?
Aviation and bacon?
So we’re guilty, it’s a magical transaction
Little Bo Peep, Mary have their own lambs
But the sween run the scene
Cuz we’re getting off land
Chorus: It’s on tonight!
I’ll prove that pigs can fly
And it’ll be an awesome sight
Come on let’s go, not slow
Piggies, are pink and not yellow
You know I will take flight
You’ll say that pigs can fly
And ev’ryone will know that’s right
An attraction, sensation
Just a pig and a pig that’s Haitian
No lyin’…
We flyin’
Volando! Volando!
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