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"Ciega Sordomuda" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pienso en ti día y noche
Y no se como mirarte.
(Translation: I think about you day and night
And I don't know how to look at you.)
Y no se como mirarte.
(Translation: I think about you day and night
And I don't know how to look at you.)
Original Lyrics:
Pienso en ti día y noche
Y no se como olvidarte.
(Translation: I think about you day and night
And I don't know how to forget about you.)
Y no se como olvidarte.
(Translation: I think about you day and night
And I don't know how to forget about you.)
"Costume Makes the Clown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Promises meant to you and down the sink
I really hope I haven't humped your self-esteem
I really hope I haven't humped your self-esteem
Original Lyrics:
Promises I made to you went down the sink
I really hope I haven't harmed you self-esteem
I really hope I haven't harmed you self-esteem
"Don't Bother"
Misheard Lyrics:
But what you gave to her will lose its shine.
Original Lyrics:
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine.
"Don't Bother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dumb mother, I'm on fire
Original Lyrics:
Don't bother, I'll be fine
"Don't Bother"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gave up all I own
And moved to a communist country
He came with me, of course
I file my nails so they don't hurt you
And lose those parents and learn about fruit pole.
And moved to a communist country
He came with me, of course
I file my nails so they don't hurt you
And lose those parents and learn about fruit pole.
Original Lyrics:
For you, I'd give up all I own
And move to a Communist country
If you came with me, of course
And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you
And lose those pounds, and learn about football.
And move to a Communist country
If you came with me, of course
And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you
And lose those pounds, and learn about football.
"Don't Bother"
Misheard Lyrics:
She has the kind of book that defies the gravity
She is the greatest c*ck and she is fat spree.
She is the greatest c*ck and she is fat spree.
Original Lyrics:
She has the kind of look that defines gravity
She's the greatest cook and she's fat free.
She's the greatest cook and she's fat free.
"Don't Bother"
Misheard Lyrics:
She has the kind of look that defines gravity.
Original Lyrics:
She's got the kind of look that defies gravity.
"Don't Bother"
Misheard Lyrics:
She is the kind of lock that defines gravity
She's the greatest f*** and she's French free.
She's the greatest f*** and she's French free.
Original Lyrics:
She has the kind of look that defines gravity
She's the greatest cook and she's fat free.
She's the greatest cook and she's fat free.
"Don't Bother"
Misheard Lyrics:
She must think I'm a freak.
Original Lyrics:
She must think I'm a flea.
"Don't Bother"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's almost six feet tall
She must think I'm a freak.
She must think I'm a freak.
Original Lyrics:
She's almost six feet tall
She must think I'm a flea.
She must think I'm a flea.
"Don't Bother"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's almost sixty-four, she must think I'm a freak
Original Lyrics:
She's almost six feet tall, she must think I'm a flea.
"Don't Bother"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the greatest c*ck.
Original Lyrics:
She's the greatest cook.
"Eyes Like Yours" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Came from behind, got to be rude.
Original Lyrics:
Came from Bahrein, got to Beirut.
"Eyes Like Yours" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Came from behind
Into the room.
Into the room.
Original Lyrics:
Came from Bahrein
Got to Beirut.
Got to Beirut.
"Eyes Like Yours" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could knock on guys like doors.
Original Lyrics:
I could not find eyes like yours.
"Fool" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me lies
It's not the only thing, just improvise
It's not the only thing, just improvise
Original Lyrics:
Tell me lies
Slap me on the face, just improvise.
Slap me on the face, just improvise.
"Hey You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to be the only zebra on your jeans.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to be the owner of the zipper on your jeans.
"Hey You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll cook for free
I'll make you pay.
I'll make you pay.
Original Lyrics:
I'll cook for free
I'll make your bed.
I'll make your bed.
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Abuelita es la casa (Translation: 'Grandma is a house')
or
Abuelita es la caballa (Translation: 'Grandma is a horse' which is an extremely rude insult.)
or
Bonita, la Casa (Translation: 'Pretty, a house.')
or
Abuelita es la caballa (Translation: 'Grandma is a horse' which is an extremely rude insult.)
or
Bonita, la Casa (Translation: 'Pretty, a house.')
Original Lyrics:
Bonita, mi Casa (Translation: 'Pretty, my house.')
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come see the llama.
Original Lyrics:
Como se llama
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling the size of my bottom
Original Lyrics:
Reading the signs of my body
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling the size of my buttie
Original Lyrics:
Reading the signs of my body
A lot of my friends thought this is how you say it.
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hitch and hike
Original Lyrics:
Hips don't lie
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you die
'Cause my hips don't lie
And I've started to kill tonight
'Cause my hips don't lie
And I've started to kill tonight
Original Lyrics:
I'm on tonight
My hips don't lie
I'm starting to feel it's right.
My hips don't lie
I'm starting to feel it's right.
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm hot tonight
You know my titz don't lie.
You know my titz don't lie.
Original Lyrics:
I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie.
You know my hips don't lie.
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on tonight
My hips don't lie
I'm starting to feel the fright.
My hips don't lie
I'm starting to feel the fright.
Original Lyrics:
I'm on tonight
My hips don't lie
I'm starting to feel it's right.
My hips don't lie
I'm starting to feel it's right.
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I want to feel your bum.
You know my hips don't lie
And I want to feel your bum.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel you boy.
You know my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel you boy.
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep on kneading the sides of my body.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on reading the signs of my body.
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep on rubbing the sides of my body.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on reading the signs of my body.
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me see you move like you come from bologn-ya.
Original Lyrics:
Let me see you move like you come from Colombia.
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me see you move like you've gone for Bologna.
Original Lyrics:
Let me see you move like you come from Colombia.
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to the sounds of my butthole
Original Lyrics:
Reading the signs of my body
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at the size of my bottom.
Original Lyrics:
Reading the signs of my body.
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make a man wanna shish bam bish.
Original Lyrics:
She makes a man wanna speak Spanish.
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
My hips don't mind.
Original Lyrics:
My hips don't lie.
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
My pigs don't fly.
Original Lyrics:
My hips don't lie.
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never really knew that she could dance like this
She make a man wanna Shish Knish
She make a man wanna Shish Knish
Original Lyrics:
Never really knew that she could dance like this
She make a man wanna speak Spanish
She make a man wanna speak Spanish
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I won't deny it
My hips don't lie
My hips don't lie
Original Lyrics:
I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie.
You know my hips don't lie.
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh baby, when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be one and keep one.
You make a woman go mad
So be one and keep one.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on.
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on.
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh never really knew that she could dance like that
She makes a man want to skeet grinding
She makes a man want to skeet grinding
Original Lyrics:
I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man wants to speak Spanish
She makes a man wants to speak Spanish
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, baby, when you talk like that
You make me want a new man.
You make me want a new man.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, baby, when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad.
You make a woman go mad.
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reading the sinus of my body
Original Lyrics:
Reading the signs of my body
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Señorita, feel the coma.
Original Lyrics:
Señorita, feel the conga.
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
She makes a man wanna see Spandex.
Original Lyrics:
She makes a man wanna speak Spanish.
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
So be wise and keep on
Beating the size of my body.
Beating the size of my body.
Original Lyrics:
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body.
Reading the signs of my body.
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my bottom.
Reading the signs of my bottom.
Original Lyrics:
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body.
Reading the signs of my body.
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
So be wise and keep on
Reading the size of my bra strap.
Reading the size of my bra strap.
Original Lyrics:
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body.
Reading the signs of my body.
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make a man wanna squish-a-mish.
Original Lyrics:
You make a man wanna speak Spanish.
"Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make a man want to see spandex.
Original Lyrics:
You make a man want to speak Spanish.
"How Do You Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, you f*** face
You should be wrapped around my finger.
You should be wrapped around my finger.
Original Lyrics:
And if our fates
Have all been wrapped around your finger.
Have all been wrapped around your finger.
"La La La"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leg bop!
Original Lyrics:
Leggo!
"La La La"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lego!
Original Lyrics:
Leggo!
Lego (/ˈlɛɡoʊ/) is a line of plastic construction toys that are manufactured by The Lego Group, a privately held company based in Billund, Denmark. The company's flagship product, Lego, consists of colorful interlocking plastic bricks accompanying an array of gears, figurines called minifigures, and various other parts. Lego pieces can be assembled and connected in many ways, to construct objects such as vehicles, buildings, and working robots. Anything constructed can then be taken apart again, and the pieces used to make other objects.
"Mon Amour"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave the bitch right at the airport
Original Lyrics:
Read the big sign at the airport
"Objection (Tango)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the damage has cost us invincible
Original Lyrics:
All the damage she's caused isn't fixable
"Objection (Tango)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And see our needs with Bowser
Original Lyrics:
And see what it's about
"Objection (Tango)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Attention, I have a yeast infection.
Original Lyrics:
So objection I don't wanna be the exception.
"Objection (Tango)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you can try it, reverse it
Original Lyrics:
But you can try it, rehearse it
"Objection (Tango)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you can try to rehearse it
Or dream like a person
Don't you carrel on me
Oh, don't you carrel on me, boys.
Or dream like a person
Don't you carrel on me
Oh, don't you carrel on me, boys.
Original Lyrics:
But you can try it, rehearse it
Or train like a horse
But don't you count on me
Don't you count on me, boy.
Or train like a horse
But don't you count on me
Don't you count on me, boy.
"Objection (Tango)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God's busy dancing tango.
Original Lyrics:
Got dizzy dancing tango.
"Objection (Tango)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got busy dancing a tango
or
Got disco dancing a tango
or
Got disco dancing a tango
Original Lyrics:
Got dizzy dancing a tango
"Objection (Tango)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got busy dancing tango.
Original Lyrics:
Got dizzy dancing tango.
"Objection (Tango)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to fart in your hands again.
Original Lyrics:
I'm falling apart in your hands again.
"Objection (Tango)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I knock your mother, but you don't even bother.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not your mother, but you don't even bother.
"Objection (Tango)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you for free
And I knock your mother
But you don't even bother.
And I knock your mother
But you don't even bother.
Original Lyrics:
I love you for free
And I'm not your mother
But you don't even bother.
And I'm not your mother
But you don't even bother.
"Objection (Tango)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm falling I'm farting your hands are gay.
Original Lyrics:
I'm falling apart in your hands again.
"Objection (Tango)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm falling, I'm farting, your hands are gay.
Original Lyrics:
I'm falling apart in your hands again.
"Objection (Tango)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm farting in your hands again
Original Lyrics:
I'm falling apart in your hands again
"Objection (Tango)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's pathetic, it's a dyke
It's sadistic, it's a kite.
It's sadistic, it's a kite.
Original Lyrics:
This is pathetic and sardonic
It's sadistic and psychotic.
It's sadistic and psychotic.
"Objection (Tango)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Next to cheap Salazar, I look liminal.
Original Lyrics:
Next to her cheap silicon, I look minimal.
"Objection (Tango)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Next to her cheeks of let cone, I lack many more.
Original Lyrics:
Next to her cheap silicon, I look minimal.
"Objection (Tango)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Objection, I don't wanna use protection.
Original Lyrics:
So objection, I don't wanna be the exception.
"Objection (Tango)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Objection, I don't want to have election
or
Injection, I don't want to get an injection
or
Infections, I don't wanna get an infection
or
Protection, with you I use protection
or
Elections! I can't wait for elections.
or
Protection, I don't want to use protection.
or
Objection, I don't want a big infection.
or
Injection, I don't want to get an injection
or
Infections, I don't wanna get an infection
or
Protection, with you I use protection
or
Elections! I can't wait for elections.
or
Protection, I don't want to use protection.
or
Objection, I don't want a big infection.
Original Lyrics:
So objection, I don't wanna be the exception.
"Objection (Tango)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't live in bubble.
Original Lyrics:
You don't even bother.
"Objection Tango" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get a whiff! Get a whiff!
Original Lyrics:
Get away! Get away!
"Objection Tango" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Objection, I'm tired of this fruit mango.
Original Lyrics:
Objection, I'm tired of this triangle.
"Poem To A Horse" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I say my heart is Sawyer,
sounds like a cheap metaphor
sounds like a cheap metaphor
Original Lyrics:
If I say my heart is sore,
it sounds like a cheap metaphor
it sounds like a cheap metaphor
"Poem To A Horse" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sounds like achievement of force.
Original Lyrics:
Sounds like a cheap metaphor.
"She Wolf"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dezza Sheo in de gosseh
Original Lyrics:
There's a she wolf in the closet
"She Wolf"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nocturnal teachers are no seclusion
Original Lyrics:
Nocturnal creatures are no so prudent
"She Wolf"
Misheard Lyrics:
The moon's awake now
Thighs wide open
Thighs wide open
Original Lyrics:
The moon's awake now
With eyes wide open
With eyes wide open
"The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I learn to cook and finally lose
The kitchen folder.
So I've got the arms to cuddle in
When there's a ghost on the news.
or
So I learned to cook
And finally use the kitchen for ya.
So I've got the arms to cuddle in
When there's a ghost or a muse.
The kitchen folder.
So I've got the arms to cuddle in
When there's a ghost on the news.
or
So I learned to cook
And finally use the kitchen for ya.
So I've got the arms to cuddle in
When there's a ghost or a muse.
Original Lyrics:
So I learn to cook and finally lose
My kitchen phobia
So I've got the arms to cuddle in
When there's a ghost or a muse...
My kitchen phobia
So I've got the arms to cuddle in
When there's a ghost or a muse...
"The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I learn to cook and finally use my kitchen for ya.
So I've got the arms to cuddle in when there's a bust or a fuse.
So I've got the arms to cuddle in when there's a bust or a fuse.
Original Lyrics:
So I learn to cook and finally lose my kitchen phobia
So I've got the arms to cuddle in when there's a ghost or a muse.
So I've got the arms to cuddle in when there's a ghost or a muse.
"The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I learn to cook and finally use this kitchen for ya.
So I've got these arms to cuddle in when there's a ghost on the news.
So I've got these arms to cuddle in when there's a ghost on the news.
Original Lyrics:
So I learned to cook and finally lose my kitchen phobia.
So I've got the arms to cuddle in when there's a ghost or a muse.
So I've got the arms to cuddle in when there's a ghost or a muse.
Editor's note: The album has "kitchen phobia" as the correct lyrics, so I'm going with those.
"Timor"
Misheard Lyrics:
If they forget about Austin Hurry
Original Lyrics:
If they forget about us than hurry
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all the things I deserve
For being such a burger horny.
For being such a burger horny.
Original Lyrics:
And all the things I deserve
For being such a good girl honey.
For being such a good girl honey.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And right under your clothes
Is where I'm farting.
Is where I'm farting.
Original Lyrics:
And right under your clothes
Is where I'll find them.
Is where I'll find them.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As air breed boys are hanging from the silence
Mountains hanging from the ceiling
Mountains hanging from the ceiling
Original Lyrics:
As every voice is hanging from the silence
Lamps are hanging from the ceiling.
Lamps are hanging from the ceiling.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As every boys are hanging from the silo
There's laughter hanging from the ceiling
Like a lady tired of her manners
I'm tired of this feeling
There's laughter hanging from the ceiling
Like a lady tired of her manners
I'm tired of this feeling
Original Lyrics:
As every voice is hanging from the silence
Lamps are hanging from the ceiling
Like a lady tied to her manners
I'm tied up to this feeling
Lamps are hanging from the ceiling
Like a lady tied to her manners
I'm tied up to this feeling
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As every boys is hanging from the ceiling
Insides are hanging from the ceiling
Like a lady tied to her manor
I'm tied up to this fear.
Insides are hanging from the ceiling
Like a lady tied to her manor
I'm tied up to this fear.
Original Lyrics:
As every voice is hanging from the silence
Lamps are hanging from the ceiling
Like a lady tied to her manners
I'm tied up to this feeling.
Lamps are hanging from the ceiling
Like a lady tied to her manners
I'm tied up to this feeling.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As every voice is hanging from the ceiling
Incents hanging from the ceiling
Like a lady tied to her mother
You almost don't believe it.
Incents hanging from the ceiling
Like a lady tied to her mother
You almost don't believe it.
Original Lyrics:
As every voice is hanging from the silence
Lamps are hanging from the ceiling
Like a lady tied to her manners
I'm tied up to my feelings.
Lamps are hanging from the ceiling
Like a lady tied to her manners
I'm tied up to my feelings.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As every voice is hanging from the silence
Insides are hanging from the ceiling
Like a lady tied to her manners
I'm tied up to this fear.
Insides are hanging from the ceiling
Like a lady tied to her manners
I'm tied up to this fear.
Original Lyrics:
As every voice is hanging from the silence
Lamps are hanging from the ceiling
Like a lady tied to her manners
I'm tied up to this feeling.
Lamps are hanging from the ceiling
Like a lady tied to her manners
I'm tied up to this feeling.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As every voice is hanging from the silence
Insides are hanging from the ceiling
Like a lady tied to her manor
I'm tied up to this fear.
Insides are hanging from the ceiling
Like a lady tied to her manor
I'm tied up to this fear.
Original Lyrics:
As every voice is hanging from the silence
Lamps are hanging from the ceiling
Like a lady tied to her manners
I'm tied up to this feeling.
Lamps are hanging from the ceiling
Like a lady tied to her manners
I'm tied up to this feeling.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn my thighs or you work at all.
or
Dis my sounds or you will get off.
or
Dis my sounds or you will get off.
Original Lyrics:
This might sound to you a bit odd.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For being such a good good hottie
Original Lyrics:
For being such a good girl honey
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't eat my clothes.
Original Lyrics:
Underneath your clothes.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't eat your clothes
There's an ant, let's go here.
There's an ant, let's go here.
Original Lyrics:
Underneath your clothes
There's an endless story.
There's an endless story.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need your clothes.
Original Lyrics:
Underneath your clothes.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need your clothes
Original Lyrics:
underneath your clothes
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel so fulfill your hearty ey
or
For bees that should fill your honey yeah!
or
For real so to fill out Cartier.
or
For bees that should fill your honey yeah!
or
For real so to fill out Cartier.
Original Lyrics:
For being such a good girl honey.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be the one and only on the planet.
Original Lyrics:
I love you more than all that's on the planet.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna need your car
There's an endless story.
There's an endless story.
Original Lyrics:
Underneath your clothes
There's an endless story.
There's an endless story.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Laughter hanging from the semen.
Original Lyrics:
Lamps are hanging from the ceiling.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a child, tied to her mother.
Original Lyrics:
Like a lady tied to her manners.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a lamb is tied to her mother.
Original Lyrics:
Like a lady tied to her manners.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like an old lady tied up to her man.
Original Lyrics:
Like a lady tied to her manners.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Donnie, you're close.
Original Lyrics:
Underneath your clothes
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Steve is such a good girl, honey.
Original Lyrics:
For being such a good girl, honey.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a Teletubby
Original Lyrics:
There's my territory
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a horror story
Original Lyrics:
There's an endless story.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a man in charge
Original Lyrics:
There's a man I chose
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a man like Charles
Original Lyrics:
There's the man I choose.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a man with story.
Original Lyrics:
There's an endless story.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's an endless touring
Original Lyrics:
There's an endless story
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's an endless touring
Original Lyrics:
There's an endless story
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's my manager.
Original Lyrics:
There's the man I choose.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's my teddy, Tori!
or
There's my Terry, so real
or
Desmond, Terri, Tori!
or
There's my Terry, so real
or
Desmond, Terri, Tori!
Original Lyrics:
There's my territory.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's my teletubby.
Original Lyrics:
There's my territory.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's my telly tubbie.
Original Lyrics:
There's my territory.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's my territory and all the things I deserve for being such a loser!
Original Lyrics:
There's my territory and all the things I deserve for being such a good girl!
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's the man I chose
There's my Teletubbie.
There's my Teletubbie.
Original Lyrics:
There's the man I chose
There's my territory.
There's my territory.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's the man I chose
There's my territory
And all the things I deserve
For being such a cookoo honey.
There's my territory
And all the things I deserve
For being such a cookoo honey.
Original Lyrics:
There's the man I chose
There's my territory
And all the things I deserve
For being such a good girl honey.
There's my territory
And all the things I deserve
For being such a good girl honey.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's the manager
That's depilatory.
That's depilatory.
Original Lyrics:
There's the man I chose
There's my territory.
There's my territory.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Underneath my clothes
There's the end of my body
There's the toe I chose
That's not your territory.
There's the end of my body
There's the toe I chose
That's not your territory.
Original Lyrics:
Underneath your clothes
There's an endlesss story
There's the man I chose
That's my territory.
There's an endlesss story
There's the man I chose
That's my territory.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Underneath your bones.
Original Lyrics:
Underneath your clothes.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Underneath your claws
Original Lyrics:
Underneath your clothes
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Underneath your clothes, there's a hairy chicken.
Original Lyrics:
Underneath your clothes, there's an endless story.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Underneath your clothes, there's a man that's forming.
Original Lyrics:
Underneath your clothes, there's an endless story.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Underneath your clothes, there's a man that's horny.
Original Lyrics:
Underneath your clothes, there's an endless story.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Underneath your clothes, there's a man, there's story.
Original Lyrics:
Underneath your clothes, there's an endless story.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Underneath your clothes, there's an endless story
There's the man I chose, there's my Teletubby.
There's the man I chose, there's my Teletubby.
Original Lyrics:
Underneath your clothes, there's an endless story
There's the man I chose, there's my territory.
There's the man I chose, there's my territory.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Underneath your clothes, there's an untold story
There's a manager, there's my territory
There's a manager, there's my territory
Original Lyrics:
Underneath your clothes, there's an untold story
There's the man I chose, there's my territory
There's the man I chose, there's my territory
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Underneath your clothes
There's a manless story.
There's a manless story.
Original Lyrics:
Underneath your clothes
There's an endless story.
There's an endless story.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Underneath your clothes
there's an endless story,
there's a manager,
there's my territory
there's an endless story,
there's a manager,
there's my territory
Original Lyrics:
Underneath your clothes
There's an endless story
There's the man I chose
There's my territory
There's an endless story
There's the man I chose
There's my territory
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Underneath your gloves
Original Lyrics:
Underneath your clothes
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Underneath your groans
There's an endless story.
There's an endless story.
Original Lyrics:
Underneath your clothes
There's an endless story.
There's an endless story.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Underneath your nose, there's a mustache growing.
Original Lyrics:
Underneath your clothes there's an endless story.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Underneath your shadows.
Original Lyrics:
Underneath your clothes.
"Underneath Your Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a pong written by the hands of son
Don't get me writ cause.
Don't get me writ cause.
Original Lyrics:
You're a song written by the hands of God
Don't get me wrong, 'cause...
Don't get me wrong, 'cause...
"Whenever Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Atrophy...I'm at your feet.
Original Lyrics:
At your feet...I'm at your feet.
"Whenever Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never could imagine there were only ten ways to love somebody
Original Lyrics:
Never could imagine there were only ten million ways to love somebody
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A million ways to love somebody
Original Lyrics:
Ten million ways to love somebody
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And beasty eyes are for no other
Original Lyrics:
And these two eyes are for no other
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And that's the Dilma tea.
Original Lyrics:
And that's the deal, my dear.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And that's the dilemma, dear.
Original Lyrics:
And that's the deal, my dear.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And that's the dim idea
Original Lyrics:
And that's the deal, my dear
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And that's the thing I fear
Original Lyrics:
And that's the deal my dear
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Atrophied, I'm atrophied
Original Lyrics:
At your feet, I'm at your feet
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I would climb the Andes solely,
To come wreckless on your body.
To come wreckless on your body.
Original Lyrics:
Baby I would climb the Andes solely,
To count the freckles on your body.
To count the freckles on your body.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I would climb the anti-Soviet
To count the freckles on your body.
To count the freckles on your body.
Original Lyrics:
Baby I would climb the Andes solely
To count the freckles on your body.
To count the freckles on your body.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see I like your fear?
or
Can't you see I like caffeine?
or
Can't you see I like caffeine?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see I'm at your feet?
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see I like your feel?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see I'm at your feet?
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see I'd rather be?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see, I'm at your feet.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see, I rock the beat
or
Can't you see, I rock your feet.
or
Can't you see, I rock your feet.
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see, I'm at your feet.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see... I've had caffeine
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see... I'm at your feet
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see? I hate those feet!
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see I'm at your feet?
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see? I work for free!
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see? I'm at your feet!
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see?
I've hurt your feet.
I've hurt your feet.
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see?
I'm at your feet.
I'm at your feet.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see?
I rock the beat
or
Can't you see?
I rock your feet.
I rock the beat
or
Can't you see?
I rock your feet.
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see?
I'm at your feet.
I'm at your feet.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you so I rock your fear?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see, I'm at your feet?
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I visualized the fun arrive-a
The day you leave we'll cry a river
The day you leave we'll cry a river
Original Lyrics:
And these two eyes that for no other
The day you leave will cry a river
The day you leave will cry a river
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be dead and you'll be here
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there and you'll be near
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm lucky that I'm 5 feet and grew slowly
Original Lyrics:
Baby, I would climb the Andes slowly
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lock it on my lips, all bored and menthol
S***s and p***es like a fountain.
S***s and p***es like a fountain.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my lips don't only mumble
They spill kisses like a fountain.
They spill kisses like a fountain.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lovely that lips of lonely wonders
They spill kisses from a fountain
They spill kisses from a fountain
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They spill kisses like a fountain
They spill kisses like a fountain
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky for me that the beasts don't mumble.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my breast are small and humble.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky for my hips, their holy mumble.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my lips don't only mumble.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that I have a forelorn lent store.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that I love the foreign land for.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that I have strong legs like my mother
To rob a car right when I need it.
To rob a car right when I need it.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky I have strong legs like my mother
To run for cover when I need to.
To run for cover when I need to.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that I hover forlorn Renfrow.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that I love the foreign land for.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that I love a foreign afro
The lucky f**s of your existence.
The lucky f**s of your existence.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that I love a foreign land for
The lucky fact of your existence.
The lucky fact of your existence.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that I love a foreign afro
The lucky fags of your existence
The lucky fags of your existence
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that I love a foreign land for
the lucky fact of your existence
the lucky fact of your existence
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that I love a foreign ankle
The lucky fact of your existence.
The lucky fact of your existence.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that I love a foreign land
For the lucky fact of your existence.
For the lucky fact of your existence.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that I love a foreign man wh*re
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that I love a foreign man for
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that my Fresca's cold and hung well
So you don't diffuse them with my cans.
So you don't diffuse them with my cans.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my breast are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains.
So you don't confuse them with mountains.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that my breast are small and humble,
So you don't confuse them with my boobs.
So you don't confuse them with my boobs.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my breast are small and humble,
So you don't confuse them with mountains.
So you don't confuse them with mountains.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that my breast are small and humble,
so you don't confuse them with 'muffins'
so you don't confuse them with 'muffins'
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my breast are small and humble,
so you don't confuse them with 'Mountains'
so you don't confuse them with 'Mountains'
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don’t confuse them with my knees
So you don’t confuse them with my knees
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don’t confuse them with mountains
So you don’t confuse them with mountains
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mutton
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble,
So you don't confuse them with mum's.
So you don't confuse them with mum's.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains.
So you don't confuse them with mountains.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with my knees.
So you don't confuse them with my knees.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains.
So you don't confuse them with mountains.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with muffins.
So you don't confuse them with muffins.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains.
So you don't confuse them with mountains.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with my Mam's.
So you don't confuse them with my Mam's.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains.
So you don't confuse them with mountains.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that my breaths are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with muffins.
So you don't confuse them with muffins.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains.
So you don't confuse them with mountains.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that my brests are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with my teeth.
So you don't confuse them with my teeth.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with my knees.
So you don't confuse them with my knees.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that my lips don't only mambo.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that my lips don't only mumble.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that this foreign menthol
For the lucky fact of your ex-husband.
For the lucky fact of your ex-husband.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky that I love the foreign land
For the lucky fact of your existance.
For the lucky fact of your existance.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky that you know six foreign mantras
So we both can make fun of Christians.
So we both can make fun of Christians.
Original Lyrics:
Lucky you were born so far away
So we can both make fun of distance.
So we can both make fun of distance.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky you were born back far away,
So we could both mate from a distance
So we could both mate from a distance
Original Lyrics:
Lucky you were born back far away,
So we could both make fun of distance
So we could both make fun of distance
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My breaths are small and hairy.
Original Lyrics:
My breasts are small and humble.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My breaths are small and humble
Original Lyrics:
My breasts are small and humble
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never could imagine there were only,
so many ways to love somebody
so many ways to love somebody
Original Lyrics:
Never could imagine there were only,
ten million ways to love somebody
ten million ways to love somebody
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never could imagine there were only,
Too many ways to love somebody.
Too many ways to love somebody.
Original Lyrics:
Never could imagine there were only,
Ten million ways to love somebody.
Ten million ways to love somebody.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So you don't confuse me with nothing
Original Lyrics:
So you don't confuse me with mountains
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's the dil-ma-dear.
Original Lyrics:
That's the deal, my dear.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The day of evil, cry a river.
Original Lyrics:
The day you leave, I'll cry a river.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's nothing left to fear if you read it through the way I feel
Original Lyrics:
There's nothing left to fear if you really feel the way I feel
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's nothing left to fear
If related to the way out there.
If related to the way out there.
Original Lyrics:
There's nothing left to fear
If you really feel the way I feel.
If you really feel the way I feel.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's nothing left to feel,
If you really feel the way I feel
If you really feel the way I feel
Original Lyrics:
There's nothing left to fear,
If you really feel the way I feel
If you really feel the way I feel
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're over you, Rhonda!
or
They're over, hey Rhonda!
or
They're over, you're under
or
They're over, hey Rhonda!
or
They're over, you're under
Original Lyrics:
Thereover, hereunder
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're over, keep our hunger
Original Lyrics:
They're over, you're under
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To count the freckles on your body
Never could imagine they were on me
Too many ways to love someone
Never could imagine they were on me
Too many ways to love someone
Original Lyrics:
To count the freckles on your body
Never could imagine there were only
Ten million ways to love somebody
Never could imagine there were only
Ten million ways to love somebody
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Too many ways to love somebody
Original Lyrics:
10 million ways to love somebody
This is what is listed in the liner notes
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking to my 4 by 4 that way
so we could both brake up this instant
so we could both brake up this instant
Original Lyrics:
Lucky you were born that far away
so we could both make fun of distance
so we could both make fun of distance
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We could both make from a distance
Original Lyrics:
We could both make fun of distance
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're a hammer you're a hammer
Original Lyrics:
Wherever, whenever
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whenever, Wherever
It's meant to be forever
I'll be there and you'll be here
And that's a deer my dear
It's meant to be forever
I'll be there and you'll be here
And that's a deer my dear
Original Lyrics:
Whenever, Wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whenever, we gather
We're meant to be together
I'll be here and you'll be there
And that's the dinder-deer.
We're meant to be together
I'll be here and you'll be there
And that's the dinder-deer.
Original Lyrics:
Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal, my dear.
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal, my dear.
"Whenever, Wherever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got me hell over here
Original Lyrics:
You've got me head over heels
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