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Fun Music Information -> Sammy Hagar

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Sammy Haggar

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Hagar the Horrible. Submitted by: Kalifornia Kudos

Known informally as: The Red Rocker. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

  • Samantha Pastel - Her middle name is nothing if not unique. Submitted by: Eric Andrews
  • Kama - Kama n : [Hindu] god of love and erotic desire; opposite of Mara. the song "Kama" is about love (and, of course, his daughter). Submitted by: Hibbs
  • Kama - Kama means in Finnish "drug". Submitted by: Red Amfeta
  • Kama - In the Philippines, Kama means "bed". Submitted by: elaine
  • Kama - In Poland, Kama is a dog name. Submitted by: dorota
  • Kama - Also has a song on the "Marching To Mars" album with this name. It's Sanskrit for "love." Submitted by: Ande

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Ma's tequila""Mas Tequila"Dawn Anwad
"I Can't Drive (I'm 55)""I Can't Drive 55"Mark
"Is This Dove? (What Am I Eating?)""Is This Love (Or Am I Dreaming)?"john

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Drive My Car," The Beatles"I Can't Drive 55," Sammy Hagar
"I Want To Be Your Driver," Chuck Berry"I Can't Drive 55," Sammy Hagar
"I Love You Always Forever," Donna Lewis"Your Love Is Driving Me Crazy," Sammy Hagar
"This Maniac's In Love With You," Alice Cooper"Your Love Is Driving Me Crazy," Sammy Hagar
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Plan Jane" originally "Plain Jane"
Regina Olsen
"Plain Jan" originally "Plain Jane"
Alyssa Jayne
"Pain Jane" originally "Plain Jane"
Alyssa Jayne
"I Can't Dive 55" originally "I Can't Drive 55"
Wendy Torrance

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Plain Jayne" originally "Plain Jane"
New spelling might make her a bit less plain?
Heather Brockwell
"Plain Janet" originally "Plain Jane"
Yvette Bristle
"Your Love Is Driving Men Crazy" originally "Your Love Is Driving Me Crazy"
"Your Love Is Driving Meg Crazy" originally "Your Love Is Driving Me Crazy"
"Your Love Is Driving Moe Crazy" originally "Your Love Is Driving Me Crazy"

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Your Dove Is Driving Me Crazy" originally "Your Love Is Driving Me Crazy"
"There's Only One Way To Lock" originally "There's Only One Way To Rock"

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Heavy Metal""Good Ol' Santa Claus"Dylan Baranski
"There's Only One Way to Rock""There's Only One Blue Hedgehog"Dylan Baranski
"I Can't Drive 55""I Won't Drive 95"Dylan Baranski
"I Can't Drive 55""I Can't Drive I-95"Demolition Derby Ford Pinto
"Heavy Metal""Supernova"Darius Whitehead
"I Can't Drive 55""I Love You '59"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"I Can't Drive 55""I Can't Drive, Cuz I'm 75"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"I Can't Drive 55""I Can't Survive a .45!"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Mas Tequila""Hosta Killer"Wax Frog
"I Can't Drive 55""I Can't Drive 5"Ulatekh

There are additional song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
I Can't Drive 55Highway Patrol's OfficeBill S
Mas TequilaAlcoholic AnonymousWenona
I Can't Drive 55Department of Motor Vehiclesbbb
I Can't Drive 55California Highway PatrolBrian Kelly

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Don't Know Why
   Norah Jones
Your Love Is Driving Me Crazy
   Sammy Hagar
Don't Know Why Your Love Is Driving Me Crazy
My Lover's Box
Three Lock Box
   Sammy Hagar
My Lover's Three Lock Box
Kate Downton
I Believe I Can Fly
   R Kelly
I Can't Drive 55
   Sammy Hagar
I Believe I Can Drive 55
Love Is A Rose
   Neil Young
   Sammy Hagar
Love Is Red As A Rose
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Van Hagar
Van Halen combined with Sammy Hagar
This was a real example. When Sammy Hagar joined VH as the frontman, the band started to call itself Van Hagar, but preserved the original band name. They weren't very successful during the Van Hagar era, though.
Submitted By: Joe Siebert

Misheard Lyrics:

"I Can't Drive 55"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm home of the brave and I got gas, hey!
Original Lyrics:
One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
"There's Only One Way to Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's going nowhere
Original Lyrics:
There's only one way
"I Can't Drive 55"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I jacked off two hours,
It now takes all day
Original Lyrics:
What used to take two hours, now takes all day
"I Can't Drive 55"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't f##k, 69!
Original Lyrics:
I can't drive, 55!
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Bad Motor Scooter"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a big b**** across the bay.
Original Lyrics:
There's a red bridge that arcs the bay.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Niel

Lots of fun filled drunken nights trying to figure out what was really being sung.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"The Girl Gets Around"
Better Lyrics:
The girl sleeps around
Original Lyrics:
The girl gets around
Submitted by: Dman

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"I Can't Drive 55"
The Funny Lyrics:
I can't drive 55
Why They're Funny:
Yeah, his wheel chair doesnt go that fast!
Submitted by: anonymous

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Your Love Is Driving Me Crazy"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Hot, sweet cherries on the vine
Why They're Nonsensical:
Gee, Sammy ... I thought cherries grew on trees.
Submitted by: Todd W. Zimmerman
"Marching to Mars"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Here we go, we're marching to Mars
On a rainbow bridge
It doesn't seem so far
Why They're Nonsensical:
Last time I checked, you can't get there on foot.
Submitted by: TRC
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"I Can't Drive 55"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I can't drive...fifty-five!!!
Why They're Inappropriate:
Driving over 55 mph when the sign says exactly 'Speed Limit 55'; is extremely dangerous and illegal.
Submitted by: Mike Hack

Dated Song Lyrics:

"I Can't Drive 55"
The Dated Lyrics:
I can't drive 55
Why They're Dated:
This song was done when the national speed limit in the US was 55 mph. Now the states have set their own speed limits, and most are over 55 mph, so the song could be updated!
Submitted by: crazydon

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Your Love Is Driving Me Crazy"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Hot sweet cherries on the vine!
Why They're Dirty:
"Hot cherries?" Even when I was 17 I could do the math here.
Submitted by: I Can't Drive 55 Either

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"I'll Fall In Love Again"
The Song Lyrics:
And with a little luck, I'm bound to win.
Song They Mention:
"With A Little Luck" by Wings
Submitted by: Allies

Band Name Anagrams:

Mary Has a G.M. Submitted by: Alexis
As in a car manufactured by General Motors
Mary Has Mag Submitted by: Alexis
mag: short for 'magazine'
Harm My Saga Submitted by: Alexis
Now why would anyone do something like that?!
Sam Y. Graham Submitted by: Alexis

Song Title Anagrams:

"A Mail Quest" originally "Mas Tequila"
Submitted by: Alexis
"A Quilt Seam" originally "Mas Tequila"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Quails At Me" originally "Mas Tequila"
Quail as a verb means to cower
Submitted by: Alexis
"A Qualm Site" originally "Mas Tequila"
Qualm: a feeling of doubt
Submitted by: Alexis
"A Male Quits" originally "Mas Tequila"
Submitted by: Alexis

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Mad Boater Scooter" originally "Bad Motor Scooter"
Submitted by: Carrie Dawn Knight-Lee

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Sammy Gahar originally "Sammy Hagar"
Submitted by: Sutch
Hammy Saegar originally "Sammy Hagar"
Submitted by: Han Valen
Hammy Cigar originally "Sammy Hagar"
He's really smokin'. -:)
Submitted by: Peter

Bad Ringtone Choices:

"I Can't Drive 55"
The Lyrics:
Write me up for 125.
Post my face "Wanted: dead or alive".
Take my license and all that jive.
'Cause I can't drive 55.
Traffic school is not a good place to signal your intentions.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

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