Fun Music Information -> Sammy Hagar
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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:
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Sammy HaggarPerformer Nick Names:
Known informally as: Samala. Submitted by: Rock Maninoff
Known informally as: Red Rocker. Submitted by: Scandia
Strange Offspring Names:
- Samantha Pastel - Her middle name is nothing if not unique. Submitted by: Eric Andrews
- Kama - Kama n : [Hindu] god of love and erotic desire; opposite of Mara. the song "Kama" is about love (and, of course, his daughter). Submitted by: Hibbs
- Kama - Kama means in Finnish "drug". Submitted by: Red Amfeta
- Kama - In the Philippines, Kama means "bed". Submitted by: elaine
- Kama - In Poland, Kama is a dog name. Submitted by: dorota
- Kama - Also has a song on the "Marching To Mars" album with this name. It's Sanskrit for "love." Submitted by: Ande
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "I Can't Drive (I'm 55)" | "I Can't Drive 55" | Mark |
| "Is This Dove? (What Am I Eating?)" | "Is This Love (Or Am I Dreaming)?" | john |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Give Me The Keys (And I'll Drive You Crazy)" | "I Can't Drive 55," Sammy Hagar | Edward |
| "Shut Up And Drive" | "I Can't Drive 55," Sammy Hagar | Brian Kelly |
| "Baby's On Fire" | "Babe I'm On Fire," Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds | I KNOW!! - Josh |
| "Your Love Is Driving Me Crazy" | "Crazy On You," Heart | Kathy |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"I Can't Dive 55" originally "I Can't Drive 55"
Wendy Torrance
"I Can Drive 55" originally "I Can't Drive 55"
David Jones
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"I Can't Derive 55" originally "I Can't Drive 55"
#55 is a hard calculus problem!
Ten Second Braeden
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Winner Takes It All" | "Clarissa Explains It All" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "I Can't Drive 55" | "Why Am I Paralyzed?" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "There's Only One Way To Rock" | "Red Rock" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "I Can't Drive 55" | "Car Can't Drive 35" | Metvguy |
| "There's Only One Way To Rock" | "There's Only One Wii To Play" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "Mas Tequila" | "Condoleeza" | McKludge |
| "There's Only One Way To Rock" | "There's Many-a Way To Suck (Or How To Anger Folks)" | Freddy Flame |
| "I Can't Drive 55" | "Tampa Bay Buccaneers" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "I Can't Drive 55!" | "I Can't Be 55!" | William Bilbro |
| "I Can't Drive 55" | "Shows Rated TV-Y" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
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Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| I Can't Drive 55 | Highway Patrol's Office | Bill S |
| Mas Tequila | Alcoholic Anonymous | Wenona |
| I Can't Drive 55 | Department of Motor Vehicles | bbb |
| I Can't Drive 55 | California Highway Patrol | Brian Kelly |
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Because Of You Kelly Clarkson | I Can't Drive 55 Sammy Hagar | Because Of You, I Can't Drive 55 You're a lousy driving instructor! | Ed |
| I Can't Tell You Why The Eagles | I Can't Drive 55 Sammy Hagar | I Can't Tell You Why I Can't Drive 55 You don't want to know why, it's too embarrassing. | David Jones |
| Don't Know Why Norah Jones | I Can't Drive 55 Sammy Hagar | Don't Know Why I Can't Drive 55 Slower version of his song! | musicman |
| Girls With Guns Tommy Shaw | I Can't Drive 55 Sammy Hagar | Girls With Guns Can't Drive 55 You're both under arrest. | musicman |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Van Hagar
Van Halen combined with Sammy Hagar
This was a real example. When Sammy Hagar joined VH as the frontman, the band started to call itself Van Hagar, but preserved the original band name. They weren't very successful during the Van Hagar era, though.
Submitted By: Joe Siebert
Misheard Lyrics:
"I Can't Drive 55"
Misheard Lyrics: Revoke my face want to get out alive
Original Lyrics: Post my face Wanted dead or alive
| "Sweet Hitch Hiker"
Misheard Lyrics: Skinny Tiger
Original Lyrics: Sweet hitch hiker
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"I Can't Drive 55"
Misheard Lyrics: Well, I tried that slogan, though it's hard to steer.
Original Lyrics: When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer.
| "Bad Motor Scooter"
Misheard Lyrics: There's a rat race in Oxafe.
Original Lyrics: There's a red bridge that arcs the bay.
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Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Bad Motor Scooter"
Misheard Lyrics: There's a big b**** across the bay.
Original Lyrics: There's a red bridge that arcs the bay.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Niel Lots of fun filled drunken nights trying to figure out what was really being sung. |
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Song Parody Fragments:
"The Girl Gets Around"
Better Lyrics:
The girl sleeps around
Original Lyrics:
The girl gets around
Submitted by: Dman
Funny Lyrics:
"I Can't Drive 55"
The Funny Lyrics: I can't drive 55
Why They're Funny: Yeah, his wheel chair doesnt go that fast!
Submitted by: anonymous
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Nonsensical Lyrics:
"Your Love Is Driving Me Crazy"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Hot, sweet cherries on the vine
Why They're Nonsensical: Gee, Sammy ... I thought cherries grew on trees.
Submitted by: Todd W. Zimmerman
| "Marching to Mars"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Here we go, we're marching to Mars
On a rainbow bridge It doesn't seem so far Why They're Nonsensical: Last time I checked, you can't get there on foot.
Submitted by: TRC
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Inappropriate Lyrics:
"I Can't Drive 55"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I can't drive...fifty-five!!!
Why They're Inappropriate: Driving over 55 mph when the sign says exactly 'Speed Limit 55'; is extremely dangerous and illegal.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
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Dated Lyrics:
"I Can't Drive 55"
The Dated Lyrics: I can't drive 55
Why They're Dated: This song was done when the national speed limit in the US was 55 mph. Now the states have set their own speed limits, and most are over 55 mph, so the song could be updated!
Submitted by: crazydon
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Dirty Lyrics:
"Your Love Is Driving Me Crazy"
The Dirty Lyrics: Hot sweet cherries on the vine!
Why They're Dirty: "Hot cherries?" Even when I was 17 I could do the math here.
Submitted by: I Can't Drive 55 Either
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Hammy Saegar originally "Sammy Hagar"
Submitted by: Han Valen
Hammy Cigar originally "Sammy Hagar"
He's really smokin'. -:)
Submitted by: Peter
"I Can't Drive 55"
The Lyrics: Write me up for 125.
Post my face "Wanted: dead or alive". Take my license and all that jive. 'Cause I can't drive 55. Why: Traffic school is not a good place to signal your intentions.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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