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Song Parodies -> "Good Ol' Santa Claus"
Original Song Title:
"Heavy Metal"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Sammy Hagar
Parody Song Title:
"Good Ol' Santa Claus"
Parody Written by:
Dylan Baranski
The Lyrics
It's that time of the year again, and time for another round of "Heavy Metal Christmas", starting with this one from the Red Rocker himself! Enjoy the parody! DKTOS: (Original) (Second version)
Fat man in a red suit,
Sleigh flyin’ in the middle of the night,
He’ll come down your chimney
When you turn out the lights.
He’s got 50 billion presents,
But he don’t feel overload,
This man is ready to devour
All the cookies he can hold,
So I have been told,
Won’t explode!
He’s got round-trip tickets this Christmas,
Call him good ol’ Santa-
Higher and higher, checkin’ list twice,
Call him good ol’ Santa-
Guidin’ light is Rudolph’s red nose,
Call him good ol’ Santa Claus!
White beard and black boots,
He’s flyin’ past the speed of sound,
He’ll know who’s asleep and awake,
Got gifts for all the world around!
Does he feel the wind chill?
How does he get around so fast?
Don’t ask, just get a good thrill
Like they did in Christmas past,
And make it last,
Come on, have a blast!
He’s got round-trip tickets this Christmas,
Call him good ol’ Santa-
Higher and higher, checkin’ list twice,
Call him good ol’ Santa-
Guidin’ light is Rudolph’s red nose,
Call him good ol’ Santa Claus!
[guitar solo]
He’s got round-trip tickets this Christmas,
Call him good ol’ Santa-
Higher and higher, checkin’ list twice,
Call him good ol’ Santa-
Guidin’ light is Rudolph’s red nose,
Call him good ol’ Santa-
Higher and higher, checkin’ list twice,
Call him good ol’ Santa Claus!
Good ol’ Santa Claus!
Good ol’ Santa Claus!
Good ol’ Santa Claus!
Call him good ol’ Santa!
Sleigh flyin’ in the middle of the night,
He’ll come down your chimney
When you turn out the lights.
He’s got 50 billion presents,
But he don’t feel overload,
This man is ready to devour
All the cookies he can hold,
So I have been told,
Won’t explode!
He’s got round-trip tickets this Christmas,
Call him good ol’ Santa-
Higher and higher, checkin’ list twice,
Call him good ol’ Santa-
Guidin’ light is Rudolph’s red nose,
Call him good ol’ Santa Claus!
White beard and black boots,
He’s flyin’ past the speed of sound,
He’ll know who’s asleep and awake,
Got gifts for all the world around!
Does he feel the wind chill?
How does he get around so fast?
Don’t ask, just get a good thrill
Like they did in Christmas past,
And make it last,
Come on, have a blast!
He’s got round-trip tickets this Christmas,
Call him good ol’ Santa-
Higher and higher, checkin’ list twice,
Call him good ol’ Santa-
Guidin’ light is Rudolph’s red nose,
Call him good ol’ Santa Claus!
[guitar solo]
He’s got round-trip tickets this Christmas,
Call him good ol’ Santa-
Higher and higher, checkin’ list twice,
Call him good ol’ Santa-
Guidin’ light is Rudolph’s red nose,
Call him good ol’ Santa-
Higher and higher, checkin’ list twice,
Call him good ol’ Santa Claus!
Good ol’ Santa Claus!
Good ol’ Santa Claus!
Good ol’ Santa Claus!
Call him good ol’ Santa!
Copyright 2021 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by overloading, and then exploding.
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Sammy fan here. Nice parody of my favorite Hagar song. On his radio show yesterday he was featuring songs he had written that he was especially proud of, and this was one of them. Loved this part: This man is ready to devour All the cookies he can hold, So I have been told, Won’t explode!
Glad you enjoyed it! Clever name, too!
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