Song Parodies -> "Hosta Killer"

Original Song Title:

"Mas Tequila"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Sammy Hagar

Parody Song Title:

"Hosta Killer"

Parody Written by:

Wax Frog

The Lyrics

Got my trowel and my hoe
Now I'm gonna get just a little gory
Oh, what a way to waste my money - as I start to clip!
NIP IT!
That's right

This wasn't caused by drought, got a big brown thumb, you know,
All of my poor plants droop as the sprinkler overflows
Forget the fertilizer, overuse pesticides
Peonies get diseased, phlox commits suicide

I say,
One pot...Hey! Hosta Killer!
Two pots...Hey! Hey! Gone Insane-o!
Three pots... Oh so evil! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hosta Killer!

I had some lemon verbena and a lovely bougainvillea
Tucked in a corner plot with three azaleas.
But I delayed making battle with infesting bugs
With my lemonade sippin‚ I let 'em buzz

I say,
One pot...Hey! Hosta Killer!
Two pots...Hey! Hey! Gone Insane-o!
Three pots... Oh so evil! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hosta Killer!

I'm a Mass Plant Murderer‚ ...one more...‚ Hosta Killer!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Forget the fertilizer, overuse pesticides
Peonies get diseased, phlox commits suicide

I say,
One pot...Hey! Hosta Killer!
Two pots...Hey! Hey! Gone Insane-o!
Three pots... Oh so evil! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hosta Killer!
One pot...Hey! Hosta Killer!
Two pots...Hey! Hey! Gone Insane-o!
Three pots... Oh! Why, why, why, why, why?
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hosta Killer!

More pots, more rot...

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