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Song Parodies -> "There's Only One Blue Hedgehog"

Original Song Title:

"There's Only One Way to Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sammy Hagar

Parody Song Title:

"There's Only One Blue Hedgehog"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

It was 29 years ago this month that Sega introduced a video game mascot who would change history forever. Because of this, I'm declaring this month "Sonic the Hedgehog Month" at AmIRight! For my first parody, I decided I'd poke some gentle fun at people who make Sonic fan art, especially those who take the regular characters and recolor them in an attempt to pass them off as "original characters" (OCs for short). Enjoy the parody! DKTOS?
I’ve seen a bunch of cats and dogs
All over the world, some as green as frogs.
Now there’s so many red echidnas,
A million bees that make the same buzz.
Oh yeah!

But there’s only one blue-
There’s only one blue hedgehog!
Yeah!

Now, so many bats are colored black,
They never thought about the colors that they lacked.
And you can analyze those yellow giraffes,
To me, it’s all just really not good for laughs.
Huh!

There’s only one blue-
There’s only one blue hedgehog!
There’s only one blue-
There’s only one blue hedgehog!
Ow!

Now this dude, he cleans the Doctor’s clock,[1]
Eats chili dogs, and then he rocks!

And fan art can disagree,
They don’t wanna paint no silver fleas!
Their characters ain’t new,
They all lack novelty, and it’s true!
Huh!
Oh yeah!

There’s only one blue-
There’s only one blue hedgehog!
There’s only one blue-
There’s only one blue hedgehog!

Yeah!
He’ll run through loops, he’ll jump through space,
He’ll crank a Spin Dash in your face![2]
YEAH!

There’s only one blue-
There’s only one blue hedgehog!
There’s only one blue-
There’s only one blue hedgehog!
There’s only one blue-
There’s only one blue hedgehog!

There’s only one blue-
There’s only one blue-
There’s only one blue hedgehog!
Yeah, hedgehog!
Hedgehog!
Ow!
One blue hedgehog!
Ow!
Huh!
1-Doctor Robotnik/Eggman, that is.
2-A move where Sonic (or another character) curls up on the ground and spins really fast before launching him/herself at an opponent.

Copyright 2020 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by having the drums, bass and Les Paul being cranked up in your face while you're trying to sleep.

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