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Song Parodies -> "Never Want More Prank Mail Again"

Original Song Title:

"Never Gonna Not Dance Again"

Original Performer:

Pink

Parody Song Title:

"Never Want More Prank Mail Again"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Someone's predicting how my life would end tonight
By sending me emails containing links to porn websites
They want their life to be an orgy 'round the world
Which they'll attempt to 69 on every boy and girl

Then at one point, they claimed I've won something free
But it did come with a shipping fee that
I don't want to pay for online
They're playing with my life
Making fun of my wife
And keeping up on wasting my time

I never want more prank mail again
Disturbing, naughty prank mail again
I judged them by the look of their attachments, seemed to me too gross
I didn't ask for prank mail again, no
(I don't wanna see stuff like this, which is all "not safe for work")

Still, I can't kill a thing that keeps on coming back (whoa)
It can haunt your soul, corrupt your goals, and maybe cut you slack, though
I wish the internet is "not for porn" that way
I'll still get 127 emails everyday

So far, I've faced some of my deepest fears
Can't get "Sweet Caroline" off of my ears
And to boot, I've been bugged all day and night
I've been compromised (been compromised)
I can't believe my eyes (can't believe my eyes)
They did make the future not bright

I never want more prank mail again
Annoying, worthless prank mail again
It's technically too hard to put the record straight as far as I know
I didn't want more prank mail again

We're not mesmerized, but who we've despised
Are still emailing links to porn sites (porn sites)
We are still alive, but when they arrive
They'll stalk on us all day and night
If they don't stop, I'll start a fight

I never want more prank mail again
I can't stop getting prank mail again
I judged them by links they wanted me to go to, unsafe as they show
I'm having too much prank mail again

I never want more prank mail again (Never want more prank again)
Stressed out then (Or else I'll rather pray and repent)
Too intense (I never want more prank mail again)
Stand a chance (When is this chaos just have to end?)
(We never want more prank mail again)
(The internet is not for porn then)
Did they stop?

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