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"18 Wheeler"
You can run over me with your hating wither luck.
You can run over me with your 18 wheeler truck.
"A Million Dreams"
'Cause every night I'm right again
'Cause every night I lie in bed
"Are We All We Are"
Oh-ee Oh-ee oh
Are we all we are
"Beautiful Trauma"
A midget chased me
I made you chase me
"Beautiful Trauma"
And after we were high and the love droned out
And after we were high in the love, doped out
"Beautiful Trauma"
And if we don't stay then we'll blow up
Blow up
And if we don't stay lit we'll blow out
Blow out
"Beautiful Trauma"
My perfect front bottom
My perfect rock bottom
"Beautiful Trauma"
My perfect ripe bottom
My perfect rock bottom
"Beautiful Trauma"
My perfect round bottom
My perfect rock bottom
"Beautiful Trauma"
My perfect round bottom
My perfect rock bottom
"Beautiful Trauma"
My perfect white bottom, my beautiful trouble.
My perfect rock bottom, my beautiful trauma.
"Beautiful Trauma"
My perfect white bottom
My perfect rock bottom
"Beautiful Trauma"
Some days I can barely breathe and
Some days like I'm barely breathing
"Blow Me One Last Kiss"
I had a s#!+ stain.
You had a s#!+ stain.
We’ve had a s#!+ stain.
I had a s**t day (No!)
You had a s**t day (No!)
We've had a s**t day (No!)
I mean, if you had a s#!t stain, that would make for a really bad day too…
"Blow Me One Last Kiss"
I want Miss
I won't miss all of the fighting that we always did
"Blow Me One Last Kiss"
Just like kicking birds...
Just when it can't get worse...
"Blow Me One Last Kiss"
Just when it can't get worse, I had a s**t daddy, you
You had a s**t daddy too
We've had a s**t daddy, woo
Just when it can't get worse, I had a s**t day (No!)
You had a s**t day (No!)
We've had a s**t day (No!)
"Can't Take Me Home"
Can't take me home to Mama
'Cause she was datin' Papa
Can't take me home to Mama
'Cause she wouldn't think I'm proper
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Alley told me
L.A. told me
as in L.A. Reid, a record producer. Not Los Angeles.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
And my sex is never clean.
And my socks are never clean.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Damn bridge knee spares
Damn Brit-ney Spears
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Don't let me hit me.
Don't let me get me.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Don't want to be my bangalore
I wanna be somebody else
Don't want to be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Don't want to be myself no more
I wanna be somebody else
Don't want to be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Gonna have some chews.
I'm a hazard to...
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
I can't fake affection, and my thoughts were never clear
I can't take direction, and my socks are never clean
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
I got my own warts and I'm mean
I'm my own worst enemy
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
I have my own warts and I'm mean
I'm my own worst enemy
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
I wanna be myself no more
I wanna be somebody else.
Don't want to be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
I'm a habit to myself.
I'm a hazard to myself.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
I'm a hammer to myself
I'm a hazard to myself
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
I'm a hazard to my health.
I'm a hazard to myself.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
I've an erection
'Cause my thoughts are never clean.
I can't take direction
And my socks are never clean.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
It's about about you and all yourself.
It's bad when you annoy yourself.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
It's all about you and yourself.
It's bad when you annoy yourself.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
It's bad when you and all your friends
It's bad when you annoy yourself.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
It's bad when you don't know yourself.
It's bad when you annoy yourself.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
It's better to know yourself
It's bad when you annoy yourself
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Someone you would know yourself.
It's bad when you annoy yourself.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Vegas told me, 'You'll be a porn star
All you have to change is everything you are.'
Tired of bein' compared to damn Brittney Spears
She's got 'D' cups, that just ain't me.
Doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe
Some implants a day in the life of someone else.
L.A. told me, 'You'll be a pop star
All you have to change is everything you are.'
Tired of bein' compared to damn Brittney Spears
She's so pretty, that just ain't me.
Doctor, doctor won't you please perscribe me
Something a day in the life of someone else.
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
What happened to myself?
I'm a hazard to myself.
"Don’t Let Me Get Me"
Now I’m thirsty
Now I’m first place
"F***in' Perfect"
Pretty, pretty please, don't you ever, ever feel
Like you're perfect, (or) f***ing worth it
Pretty, pretty please, don't you ever, ever feel
Like you're less than f***ing perfect
"F**kin' Perfect"
Pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel
Like you're less than Mr. Perfect
Pretty pretty please, if you ever ever feel like you're nothing
You are perfect to me!
Pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel
Like you're less than fuckin' perfect
Pretty pretty please, if you ever ever feel like you're nothing
You're fuckin' perfect to me!
"Family Portrait"
And I don't want my mom to have to change her lifestyle.
And I don't want my mom to have to change her last name.
"Family Portrait"
Can't have been easy
Growing up while we're free.
Can't have been easy
Growing up in World War Three.
"Family Portrait"
In our freddy portrait
We look pretty gappy
We look pretty trauma
Let's go back to dad.
In our family portrait
We look pretty happy
We look pretty normal
Let's go back to that.
"Feel Good Time"
Miller time, real good time
Now our time, real good time
"Feel Good Time"
Now we're dyin', feel good time.
Now our time, feel good time.
"Feel Good Time"
Peanut butter over my grave.
Put a banner over my grave.
"Feel Good Time"
Shower time, a real good time.
Now our time, real good time.
"Funhouse"
Than in this vault of memories
Than in this haunted memory
"Get The Party Started"
First Lady's Benz
Mercedes Benz
"Get The Party Started"
Get the potty started on a Saturday night
Get the party started on a Saturday night
"Get The Party Started"
Get this body started on a Saturday night.
Get the party started on a Saturday night.
"Get The Party Started"
Get this body started.
Get this party started.
"Get The Party Started"
I'll be your connection to the party divine.
I'll be your connection to the party line.
"Get The Party Started"
I'm comin' up, so you better get this butt inside now.
I'm comin' up, so you better get this party started.
"Get The Party Started"
I'm coming on
So you better get this party started.
I'm coming up
So you better get this party started.
"Get The Party Started"
I'm coming out so you better get this party started
I'm coming up so you better get this party started
"Get The Party Started"
I'm coming out
So you'd better get this party started.
I'm coming up
So you'd better get this party started.
"Get The Party Started"
I'm coming up
So you'd better get some party sausages.
I'm coming up
So you'd better get this party started.
"Get The Party Started"
I'm seven up
So you'd better get this party started.
I'm coming up
So you'd better get this party started.
"Get The Party Started"
I've got a knife
So you better get this party started.
I'm coming up
So you better get this party started.
"Get The Party Started"
Lies his face is stubborn number 1 superstar
Lisense plate says stunner number 1 superstar
"Get The Party Started"
Mom's coming up so you better get this party started
I'm coming up so you better get this party started
"Get The Party Started"
You'll be kissing my neds
You'll be kissing my ass
"Get the Party Started"
#1 suit and tie
#1 superstar
"Get the Party Started"
And my nurse said he's best
In my Mercedes-Benz
"Get the Party Started"
Get biscotti started on a seven-day night
Get this party started on a Saturday night
"Get the Party Started"
Get out of the fart
Get out of the car
"Get the Party Started"
Get this college started on a Saturday night
Get this party started on a Saturday night
"Get the Party Started"
I'll cut it out
I'm coming up
"Get the Party Started"
I'm coming on
I'm coming up
"Get the Party Started"
I'm going out
I'm coming up
"Get the Party Started"
I'm growing up
I'm coming up
"Get the Party Started"
I'm in the place, I'm your one superstar
License plate says stunner number one superstar
"Get the Party Started"
So you better get this body started
So you better get this party started
This song was mondegreened in a Bally Total Fitness ad shortly after this song was a hit.
"God Is a DJ"
Love is a river.
Love is a rhythm.
"Just Give Me a Reason"
Just a second - we're not broken, just dance
And we can learn to love again
Just a second - we're not broken, just bent
And we can learn to love again
"Just Give Me a Reason"
Just a second we're not broken in bed.
Just a second we're not broken, just bent.
"Just Give Me a Reason"
Just give me a raisin
Just a little bit to know
Just a second we're not broken just battered
Just give me a reason
Just a little bit's enough
Just a second we're not broken just bent
"Just Give Me a Reason"
Just give me a raisin
Just give me a reason
"Just Give Me a Reason"
We are concrete
We'll come clean
"Just Give Me a Reason"
You've been having real bad drinks
You've been having real bad dreams
"Just Like A Pill"
From the middle of my castrated ears
From the middle of my frustrated fears
"Just Like A Pill"
Front street fears
or
First grade fears
or
Frosty beers
[to the middle of my] frustrated fears
"Just Like A Pill"
I have been moved from the sprung where you left me
I haven't moved from the spot where you left me
"Just Like A Pill"
I said I tried to call on earth again.
I said I tried to call the nurse again.
"Just Like A Pill"
I said I tried to calm my nerves again.
I said I tried to call the nurse again.
"Just Like A Pill"
I think I'll get out of here
Where I can run, just as fast I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my first-grade fears.
I think I'll get out of here
Where I can run, just as fast I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears.
"Just Like A Pill"
I tried to call the Mexican
But she's being a little b***h.
I tried to call the nurse again
But she's being a little b***h.
"Just Like A Pill"
Lying here, on the floor, making love to me.
Lying here, on the floor, where you left me.
"Just Like A Pill"
Run to the spastics again To the middle of nowhere
Run just as far as I can To the middle of nowhere
"Just Like A Pill"
Run, just as fast as I can
To the middle of Norway.
Run, just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere.
"Just Like A Pill"
To the middle of my fourteen fears
To the middle of my frustrated fears
"Just Like A Pill"
To the middle of my front seat fears.
To the middle of my frustrated fears.
"Just Like A Pill"
To the middle of my front straight fears
To the middle of my frustrated fears
"Just Like A Pill"
To the middle of the factory fields
To the middle of my frustrated fears
"Just Like A Pill"
To the muddle of my frogs and steers
'Cause I swear you're just like a bear
Still you made me bitter...
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Instead of making me better...
"Just Like A Pill"
You're just like Old Bill.
You're just like a pill.
"Just Like A Pill"
You're just like a pig.
You're just like a pill.
"Just Like Fire"
F*cking like the world in just one day
If I could light the world up for just one day
"Just Like Fire"
Gimme the money, money, money.
We can get 'em running, running, running
"Just Like Fire"
Gosh this magic, put on a parade
Watch this madness, colorful charade
"Just Like Fire"
I'm f*cking at the world after just one day
If I could light the world up for just one day
"Just Like Fire"
Just like fir burning up the way
F***ing like the world for just one day
Just like fire, burning out the way
If I can light the world up for just one day
"Just Like Fire"
Kick him in the gonads, gonads, gonads
We can get 'em running, running, running
"Just Like Fire"
No f**king b**ches like me anywhere!
No one can be just like me any way
"Just Like Fire"
No one can drink p*ss like me everyday
No one can be just like me any way
"Just Like Fire"
Rock it like the world up for just one day
If I could light the world up for just one day
"Just Like Fire"
We came here to party, party, party
or
We can get 'em running, running, running
We came here to run it
Run it, run it
"Just Like Fire"
We can eat some raw eggs, raw eggs, raw eggs
We came here to run it, run it, run it
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"Just Like Fire"
We can hit up Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie
or
We can get a Grande, Grande, Grande
We came here to run it, run it, run it
"Just Like Fire"
saving the world after just one day
If I could light the world up for just one day
"Just Like a Pill"
I love Taco Bell
I’m just like a pill
"Just Like a Pill"
I'm just like a bear
I'm just like a pill
"Just Like a Pill"
I'm just like a bill
I'm just like a pill
"Just Like a Pill"
I'm just like a pail
I'm just like a pill
"Just Like a Pill"
Run just as fast as I can to the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my factory fears
Run just as fast as I can to the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
"Just Like a Pill"
You're just like a bell
You're just like a pill
"Leave Me Alone (I'm Lonely)" (MP3)
All I ask for is one fuck an hour
All I ask for is one fuckin' hour
"Long Way To Happy" (MP3)
It's gonna take a blo j#b to love.
It's gonna take a long time to love.
"Most Girls"
'Cause sure you got a job
Sure you got a car
Sure I can be your man.
'Cause Shorty got a job
Shorty got a car
Shorty can pay your rent.
"Most Girls"
'cause sure you gotta job
Sure you gotta car
Sure you can pay your own rent
'cause Shorty got a job
Shorty got a car
Shorty can pay your rent
"Most Girls"
A man who understands who you love
A man who understands real love
"Most Girls"
And sure he got a job,
sure he got a car,
sure he can pay low rent
'cause Shorty got a job,
Shorty got a car,
Shorty can pay her own rent
"Most Girls"
But I'm not every girl,
and I don't even work to validate me
But I'm not every girl,
and I don't need their world to validate me
"Most Girls"
Most girls want a man with a ding-ding
Most girls want a man with the mean green.
"Most Girls"
Most girls want a man with the gangrene
Most girls want a man with the mean green
"Most Girls"
Most girls want a man with the main brain.
Most girls want a man with the mean green.
"Most Girls"
Most girls want amends with the mean green
Most girls want a man with the mean green
"Most Girls"
Most girls want marang with the ming ring.
Most girls want a man with the mean green.
"Most Girls"
Most guys want a man with a big thing.
Most girls want a man with the mean green.
"Most Girls"
Shorty's gotta job,
Shorty's got a car,
Shorty can pay you're own rent
Sure you've gotta job,
sure you've got a car,
sure you can pay you're own rent
"Most Girls"
Shubby got a job,
Shubby got a car,
Shubby can pay your own rent.
Shorty got a job
Shorty got a car
Shorty can pay her own rent.
"Most Girls"
Sure you got a job
sure you got a car
sure you can pay your own rent
Shorty got a job
shorty got a car
shorty can pay her own rent
"Most Girls"
Sure you got a job
Sure you got a car
Sure you can be Roman.
Shorty got a job
Shorty got a car
Shorty can pay her own rent.
"Most Girls"
Sure, you can pay more rent
Don't wanna dance if it's not in my heart
Most girls want a man with the bling bling
Got my own thing, got the ching ching
I just want real love
Most girls want a man with the membrane
OR
Most girls want a man with the main brain
OR
Most girls want a man with the main dream
Shorty can pay her own rent
Don't wanna dance if it's not in my heart
Most girls want a man with the bling bling
Got my own thing, got the ching ching
I just want real love
Most girls want a man with the mean green
"Never Gonna Not Dance Again"
Deco all of my clothes
There go all of my clothes
Who's gonna be there after the last state trooper's flown?
Who's gonna be there after the last angel has flown?
"Numb"
I gave you my own baby
I gave you my all my baby
"Perfect (radio version)"
Pretty pretty please
Don't you ever ever feel
Like you're laughing
With a purpose
Pretty pretty please
Don't you ever ever feel
Like you're less than
Less than perfect
"Perfect"
Gimme gimme cheese
Pretty pretty please
"Perfect"
Welcome to my city life
Welcome to my silly life
"Please Don’t Leave Me"
How did I get so nauseous?
How did I get so obnoxious?
"Please Don’t Leave Me"
Please don’t eat me
Please don’t leave me
"Raise Your Glass"
Rape your class!
Raise your glass!
"Raise Your Glass"
So break your glass
So raise your glass
"Raise Your Glass"
So rinse your glass
So raise your glass
"Raise Your Glass"
So where's your glass?
So raise your glass
"Raise Your Glass"
Syringe of grass
So raise your glass
"Raise Your Glass"
We will never be, never be anything but loud
And nitty, gritty, Darn it little freaks!
We will never be, never be anything but loud
And nitty, gritty, dirty, little freaks
"Real Good Time"
Hay, back in time!
Baby, you're mine!
"So What?"
I got my rock moose
I got my rock moves
"So What?"
I gotta knock you
I got my rock moves
"So What?"
I wanna start to bite
I wanna start a fight
"So What"
And guess what I'm having morphine
And guess what I'm having more fun
"So What"
And now the wheel's turned, I'm gonna show you tonight
OR
And now the weird turn, I'm gonna show you tonight
And now that we're done, I'm gonna show you tonight
"So What"
And you're a tool saw
So What
And you're a tool so
So What
"So What"
I got my rock boobs
I got my rock moves
"So What"
I got my rock boots
I got my rock moves
"So What"
I guess I'll go sit with trump boy
I guess I'll go sit with drum boy
"So What"
I've got my rocket boots
I got my rock moves
"So What"
So so what? I'm still a rock star
I got my rock boots
And I don't need you
So, so what? I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't need you
"So What"
So what, I'm still a rock star,
I go my frog nose
So, so what I'm still a rock star,
I got my rock moves
"So What"
So, so what?
I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moose
And I don't need you
So, so what?
I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't need you
"Sober"
I saved a pie, nothing can touch me
I'm safe up high, nothing can touch me
"Sober"
I saved a pie
I'm saved up high
"Sober"
I'll save a pie
I'm safe up high
"Split Personality"
Everybody's got its amenities
I've got a split personality.
Everybody's got insanities
I've got a split personality.
"Split Personality"
Everybody's got their own set of teeth
I've got a split personality.
Everybody's got its amenities
I've got a split personality.
"Split Personality"
Now my car won't stop
Now my car won't start
Baby with a hat like that, that girl will call me bad
What about the backseat girl? I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Lily is a lucky girl
Silly as a lucky girl
What a paparazzi girl
Porno paparazzi girl
Woman will you f*** me, girl
Woman is a lucky girl
Woman had a sucky girl
Stupid girl!
Pretty will you f*** me, girl?
Silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it, girl
Stupid girl!
"There You Go"
Busy damn through with you.
Basically I'm through with you.
"There You Go"
I got a nude man, he's waintin' out back
I got a new man, he's waitin' out back
"There You Go"
Just because I let you grow
Just because I let you go
"There You Go"
Looking 54
Looking pitiful
"There You Go"
Looking Pikachu
or
Look at Pikachu
Looking pitiful
"There You Go"
Looking beautiful
Looking pitiful
"There You Go"
Looking physical
Looking pitiful
"There You Go"
Then you blow,
but you won't squeeze my sack,
sometimes I feel like that
There you go,
lookin' pitiful,
just because I let you go
"There You Go"
There you go L.F.O
There you go looking pitiful
"There You Go"
There you go looking like a bull
Just because I let choo moe
There you go looking pitiful
just because I let you go
"There You Go"
There you go, look and pit the fall
There you go lookin' pitiful
"There You Go"
Very good
there you go
"Trouble"
And my fingers, Bobby Jude
And my fingers are bejewled.
"Trouble"
At my fingers, Bobby-Jo
And my fingers are bejewelled.
"Trouble"
No onions to send me to outer space.
or
No oh-yeahs to send me inter-outer space.
No orbits to send me into outer space.
"Trustfall"
Is it just for baby?
It's a trust fall baby
"Trustfall"
It's a Truss bomb, baby
It's a trustfall, baby
"Trustfall"
It's a trust fund baby
It's a trust fall baby
"Trustfall"
It's a trust fund baby
It's a trust fall baby
"Trustfall"
It's a trust fund, baby
It's a trustfall, baby
"Trustfall"
Just fall baby
Trustfall baby
I just want you and your handsome eyes.
It's just you and your hand tonight.
I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to masturbate tonight.
I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight.
Just stop and take a sickie.
Just stop and take a second.
Midnight
On a truck
I don't wanna f***
Wanna dance
By myself
Wish me lotta luck.
Midnight
I'm drunk
I don't give a f***
Wanna dance
By myself
Guess you're outta luck.
Midnight
On a truck
Midnight
I'm drunk.
"U And Your Hand"
It's just you and your hair tonight.
It's just you and your hand tonight.
I’m not here for your education
I’m not here for your entertainment
"What About Us"
We are Rockettes pointing up at the stars
We are rockets pointing up at the stars
The Rockettes are dancers at the Radio City Christmas Spectacular famous for their kicks, as if their toes were pointing at the stars, so it makes sense.
"What About Us"
We are brothers
We are problems
"What About Us"
What about trucks?
What about trust?
If Summer was 3 years from now
If someone said 3 years from now
If some months and 3 years from now
If someone said 3 years from now
If someone said three years from now you'd be long gone
I'd stand up and punch their mouth 'cause they're all wrong
If someone said three years from now you'd be long gone
I'd stand up and punch them out 'cause they're all wrong
New news
or
Noo noo
or
Voodoo
Who knew?
Velazquez I'll cherish
That last kiss I'll cherish
I took your work and I believed
I took your words and I believed
I'm watching Blue's Clues
My darling, who knew?
I'm watching Hulu
My darling, who knew?
My darling, Boo-Boo
My darling, who knew?
Boo-Boo refers to Yogi Bear's friend.
"You Make Me Sick"
And the sex now, so hot
In the six now, so hot
"You Make Me Sick"
Get too it when you touch the dick
Get too hot when you touch the tip
"You Make Me Sick"
Gettin' jiggy with a candlestick
Got me lit like a candlestick
"You Make Me Sick"
Go make love with a candlestick.
Got me lit like a candlestick.
"You Make Me Sick"
I want you and a hag in it
Got me living like a candlestick.
I want you and I'm hating it
Got me lit like a candlestick.
"You Make Me Sick"
We was go late oh on the freeway in the six double 0 dumpin' I say
We was goin 8 0 on the freeway in the six double 0 bumpin' Isley
"You Make Me Sick"
You make me dip
You make me sick
"You Make Me Sick"
You make me sick I want you and I'm hatin' it
Got me living like a candlestick
You make me sick I want you and I'm hating it
Got me lit like a candlestick