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Song Parodies -> "Hennery's Moaning"
Original Song Title:
"Jeremy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Pearl Jam
Parody Song Title:
"Hennery's Moaning"
Parody Written by:
CML
The Lyrics
This is a traditional British drinking song, "I'm Hennery The Eighth I Am" as "re-imagined" by Eddie Veder and Pearl Jam
(Da da da DAA da daa da DAAA)
(Da da da DAA da daa da DAAA ...)
At home in a widow's bedroom
Who lived next door
With him on top
Custard yellow come
And the wench lay
In throes of moaning below
HENRY! Didnt pay attention
To the fact of Grammies death stare
King Hennery the Eighth One
Ruled this crone
Hennery's owning .. this lass today
Hennery's owning .. this lass today
Clearly he remembered
The seven other Hanks
Seemed like an innocuous little fact
Oooh, but they unleashed the cougar
Flashed her tits and tempts
With sweetly hanging breasts
How can he resist?
And she slashed him with a surprise knife
His throat left bleeding .. Carotid opened
Just like the way .. just like the way he learned
HENRY! Didnt pay attention
To why the seven other Henry's were not there
Poor Henry the Victim .. Left this world
Hennery's moaning ... his last today
Hennery's moaning ... his last today
Hennery's moaning ... his last TODAY
Trying to regret this ... TRY!
Trying to regret this ....TRY!
Trying to eascape this ..
From her death TO-O-O-OL!
Hennery's moaning ... his last today ....
(Da da da DAA da daa da DAAA ...)
At home in a widow's bedroom
Who lived next door
With him on top
Custard yellow come
And the wench lay
In throes of moaning below
HENRY! Didnt pay attention
To the fact of Grammies death stare
King Hennery the Eighth One
Ruled this crone
Hennery's owning .. this lass today
Hennery's owning .. this lass today
Clearly he remembered
The seven other Hanks
Seemed like an innocuous little fact
Oooh, but they unleashed the cougar
Flashed her tits and tempts
With sweetly hanging breasts
How can he resist?
And she slashed him with a surprise knife
His throat left bleeding .. Carotid opened
Just like the way .. just like the way he learned
HENRY! Didnt pay attention
To why the seven other Henry's were not there
Poor Henry the Victim .. Left this world
Hennery's moaning ... his last today
Hennery's moaning ... his last today
Hennery's moaning ... his last TODAY
Trying to regret this ... TRY!
Trying to regret this ....TRY!
Trying to eascape this ..
From her death TO-O-O-OL!
Hennery's moaning ... his last today ....
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That last word in caps is supposed to be "toll"; not "tool" Although both would make sense in context ... Its just that the word toll is closer to the word "-board" in the OS
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