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Song Parodies -> "Fetterman"

Original Song Title:

"Better Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pearl Jam

Parody Song Title:

"Fetterman"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

Ok. I'll admit this one was too much on the nose. The more I kept hearing about this person running for Senate, I couldn't overlook his mannerisms. I'd like this to be played at any Pennsylvania radio station.
(Intro)

(Verse 1)
Laying, hearin’ the beep
It’s hard to sleep, the meds aren’t cheap
Talking, work PA, Braddock’s long part-time mayor
Non-profits were his play, second to Wolf
Senate is calling there’s no need for Wolf

(Chorus)
He works in hoodies and cargo pants
Go vote for Fetterman
He lives while mooching, his parents home
Go vote for Fetterman
Go vote for Fetterman
Go vote for Fetterman
Oh

(Verse 2)
Planning to relax, “Who needs ID
If you should vote,” he will relax
Fracking while energy sector’s lower
And mocking Oz as (the) multi-home owner
Restricting guns, ends the filibuster

(Chorus)
He hires crooks to run his campaign
Go vote for Fetterman
He has no limits, for abortion
Go vote for Fetterman
Damage still lingers from his chest pain
Go vote for Fetterman
He wants a wealth tax, expands portion
Go vote for Fetterman
Go vote for Fetterman
Go vote for Fetterman

(Bridge)
He beat Lamb, yeah
His speaks with confusing quotes
He fears Oz, yeah
Debate after early votes

(Outro)
Go vote for Fetterman (Go vote for Fetterman)
Go vote for Fetterman (Go vote for Fetterman)
Go vote for Fetterman (Go vote for Fetterman)
Go vote for Fetter…
Man
Now who would think to use this song for their campaign? Oz or Fetterman? I'll leave that for the comments section. Btw, as I know it song parodies can be used without legal repercussion from the original artist/group. Can't wait for a music video.

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Arch Vile - October 13, 2022 - Report this comment
In retrospect, I should have changed one of the lines to "It's not Fetterwoman."
Me - October 13, 2022 - Report this comment
Much better than anything Smelly Sethy (aka the_conqueror_of_parodies writes).
CML - October 13, 2022 - Report this comment
And whats that growing on the side of Fetterman's neck?. The last time I saw something like that growing on a human was in the movie "Total Recall" .. and it called itself "Cuato"
Arch Vile - October 13, 2022 - Report this comment
@CML, Lol. Good take.
Michael Pacholek - October 13, 2022 - Report this comment
So you'd rather have a psychopathic quack like Oz. Got it. Fetterman's brain works far better than that of any Trump supporter, including Oz. Yes, I gave you the one-bomb. When I do that, I'm man enough to put my name on it, unlike most "people" who do.
Arch Vile - October 14, 2022 - Report this comment
@Michael, Can you tell me which is better: The Eagles or the Eagles? I am curious if you think Dr. Fauci is a "psychopathic quack" if you are going by the dog abuse experiments argument against Oz? I don't know of any Trump supporters in their mid-50's or around that age, that require a secondary device when conducting an interview. Although maybe you can pick them out from the next Trump rally.
CML - October 14, 2022 - Report this comment
I actually saw Fettermans neck bulge in a dream last night. And it spoke to me ... Open your mind to me ... Open your mi-i-i-i-nd ... Open your MI-I-I-I-I-I-IND!! ... Next thing you know, an FBI SWAT vehicle crashed thru the walls of my bedroom
Arch Vile - October 14, 2022 - Report this comment
@CML, That neck bulge has got to be a goiter or a tumor. Also, that must have been some crazy drugs to provide that kind of acid trip.
Zen Adam B. - October 19, 2022 - Report this comment
Luckily the voters ARE paying attention to the man behind the curtain so will vote against Oz. Congrads Senator Fetterman, you'll put us over the top to keep control of Congress, and route the Fascists!

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