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Song Parodies -> "Quarter Past Nine"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Caroline"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Quarter Past Nine"

Parody Written by:

The Parody Author

The Lyrics

Where it began
I can't begin to knowing
But then I know it's getting late
Was in the pub
And pub became the disco
Who'd have believed you'd make me wait

Hands, holding hands
Reaching out, texting me, texting you

Quarter past nine
You said you'd be here by now
I've been declined
To believe you ever would

But now I
Look at the clock and it don't seem so funny
We planned it all for only two
And when I drink
Drinking runs off my wallet
How can I drink when I'm missing you

Warm, feeling warm
Reaching out, calling me, calling you

Quarter past nine
You said you'd be here by now
I've been declined
To believe you ever would
Oh no, no

Quarter past nine
You said you'd be here by now
Quarter past nine
I believe you never could
Quarter past nine
You said you'd be here by now

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