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Every time that f*g's unfurled.
Every time that flag's unfurled.
Fart
We've been travelling fart.
Far
We've been traveling far.
In the Iowa storm
In the eye of the storm
Sweet land of Libertines
Sweet Land of Liberty
Sweet land of liver jeans
Sweet Land of Liberty
They got no clothes,
Hang on to a tree.
We huddle close
Hang on to a dream
They're coming to an Eric club
They're coming to America
To a new and exotic place
Make our bed with fair play
To a new and a shiny place
Make our bed and we'll say our grace
Willkommen to America (pronounced vil-komm-en)
We're coming to America.
"Back in L.A"
Hung out in London and embarrassed France
Hung out in London, and in Paris, France
"Be (Jonathan Livingston Seagull)"
Where the clouds are hung for the Polizei
Where the clouds are hung for the poet's eye
And it fits me as well as a hand in a club.
And it fits me as well as a hand in a glove.
The General
Brooklyn Roads
"Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show" (MP3)
And that's God's poor roof
And that gospel group
"Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show" (MP3)
Pack up the babies and crabby old ladies.
Pack up the babies and grab the old ladies.
She got the waist movement, Cherry.
She got the waist improvement.
She got the way to move me, Cherry.
She got the way to groove me.
She got the waste and movement, Cherry.
She got the way to move me, Cherry.
She got the way to groove me.
She got the ways and movements, Cherry.
She got the ways to prove it.
She got the way to move me, Cherry.
She got the way to groove me.
She got the western movement.
She got the way to move me.
She got the wet poopie (group backing vocal part on chorus)
She got the way to move me
She's got the Western Movement
She's got the way to move me
She's got the Western movement yeah
She's got the way to move me Cherry
She got the way to Bombay, Yeah!
She got the way to move me, Cherry
She got the way to groove me, Cherry.
She got the way to move me, Pajero.
She got the way to move me, Cherry.
She's got the wavy movements, Cherry.
She got the way to move me, Cherry.
She's got the weight to move me, yeah
She's got the weight to groove me, Sherry baby.
She's got the way to move me, Cherry
She's got the way to groove me, Cherry baby.
She's got the weighty movement, Cherry
She's got the weight improvement, Cherry.
She got the way to move me, Cherry
She got the way to groove me, Cherry.
Arco Supreme that don't ask no questions
Find us a dream that don't ask no questions
Arco Supreme that don't ask no questions
Find us a dream that don't ask no questions
Cracklin' Oats, they make me smile.
Cracklin' Rosie makes me smile.
Cracklin' Rose, you're a stalwart woman.
Cracklin' Rose, you're a store-bought woman.
Cracklin' Rose, you're a starboard woman
Cracklin' Rosie, you're a store-bought woman
Cracklin' Rosie get on the porch
Cracklin' Rosie get on board
Cracklin' Rosie makes me a spy.
Cracklin' Rosie makes me smile.
Cracklin' Rosie peed on a board.
Cracklin' Rosie, get on board.
Cracklin' Rosie peed on the border.
Cracklin' Rosie, get on board.
Cracklin' Rosie take my load
You're gonna ride 'til there ain't no more to blow
Taking it slow.
Cracklin Rosie get on board
We're gonna ride 'til there ain't no more to go
Taking it slow.
The title, Cracklin' Rosie, refers to a bottle of red wine, not a woman. This song is about a man getting a bottle of red wine and getting drunk after breaking up with his woman.
Cracklin' Rosie, get on board
We're gonna ride 'til there ain't no mortal goal.
Cracklin' Rosie, get on board
We're gonna ride 'til there ain't no more to go.
Cracklin' Rosie, you Starboard Woman.
Cracklin' Rosie, you're a store bought woman.
Cracklin' Rosie, you're a score board woman.
Cracklin' Rosie, you're a store-bought woman.
Cracklin' Rosie, you're a stone cold woman.
Cracklin' Rosie, you're a store-bought woman.
Cracklin' Rosie, you're a stoned cool woman.
Cracklin' Rosie, you're a store-bought woman.
Cracklin' rose, youze a starboard woman.
Cracklin' Rose, you're a store bought woman.
Diggin' a ride just ain't no mortal goal.
We're gonna ride 'til there ain't no more to go.
Find a Supreme that don't ask no questions.
Find us a dream that don't ask no questions.
Girl with a glass for an eye,
but it's alright.
God if it lasts for an hour,
that's all right.
Girl with the glass for an eye,
yeah...that's all right
'cause we've got all night...
Girl if lasts for an hour,
well, that's all right
'cause we've got all night..
Girl, if it's aspirin hour
Well it's alright
We've got all night.
Girl, if it lasts for an hour
Well, it's alright
We've got all night.
Gotta a little ass for an hour,
well, that's alright
Girl if it lasts for an hour,
well that's alright
Honest, Sabrina, I'm gonna ask you a question.
Find us a dream that don't ask no questions.
I'm so green I'm gonna ask you a question.
Finds us a dream that don't ask no questions.
Itchin' on a twilight train
Hitchin' on a twilight train
Oh, I love my rolling judge
You got the way to make me heavy
Oh, I love my Rosie child
You got the way to make me happy
Over the lovelife, up goes the chair
You got the way to make me happy
Oh, I love my Rosie child
You got the way to make me happy
Taco supreme but don't ask no questions, yeah.
Find us a dream that don't asks no questions, yeah.
You make me sing like the gates are hummin'.
You make me sing like a guitar hummin'.
You make me sing with a guitar army.
You make me sing like a guitar hummin'.
"Crunchy Granola Suite" (MP3)
Gretchen can roller skate.
Crunchy granola suite
"Desiree"
And she was there and gone,
without WonderBread
And she was there and gone,
without one regret
"Desiree"
Disarray
Oh, disarray!
Desiree
Oh, Desiree!
"Desiree"
Oh there's a ray, oh there's a ray.
Oh Desiree, Oh Desiree!
"Desiree"
The time was right, the night was wrong
The time was right, the night was long
"Desiree"
There I was found by the sweet bashing sound
Of your loving song.
There I was found with the sweet passion sound
Of your loving song.
"Desiree"
There's a ray
Oh, There's a ray.
Desiree
Oh, Desiree!
Charlemagne Latham
Sholom Aleichem
Jesus Christ planted rice
Wrote famous songs, Humphrey Bogart and Genghis Kahn
Jesus Christ, Fanny Brice
Wolfie Mozart, Humphrey Bogart, and Genghis Kahn
"Forever In Blue Jeans" (MP3)
A rebel in bluejeans
Forever in blue jeans
"Forever In Blue Jeans" (MP3)
And as long as I can have you here with me
I'd much rather be
Reverend Blue Jeans, babe.
And as long as I can have you here with me
I'd much rather be
Forever in blue jeans, babe.
"Forever In Blue Jeans" (MP3)
As long as I can have you here with me
I'd much rather be
The Reverend Blue Jeans.
As long as I can have you here with me
I'd much rather be
Forever in blue jeans.
"Forever In Blue Jeans" (MP3)
Baby tonight
Baby tonight by the fire, all alone, you will die.
Maybe tonight
Maybe tonight by the fire, all alone, you and I.
"Forever In Blue Jeans" (MP3)
For Reverend Blue James, babe.
Forever in blue jeans, babe.
"Forever In Blue Jeans" (MP3)
For Reverend Bluejeans.
Forever in blue jeans.
"Forever In Blue Jeans" (MP3)
Forever in rude jeans
Forever in blue jeans
"Forever In Blue Jeans" (MP3)
I'd much rather be Reverend Eugene
I'd much rather be forever in blue jeans.
"Forever In Blue Jeans" (MP3)
I'd much rather be a farmer in blue jeans.
I'd much rather be forever in blue jeans.
"Forever In Blue Jeans" (MP3)
I'd much rather be a reverend in blue jeans.
I'd much rather be forever in blue jeans.
"Forever In Blue Jeans" (MP3)
I'd much rather be the reverend blue jeans
I'd much rather be forever in blue jeans
"Forever In Blue Jeans" (MP3)
I'd much rather be
The Reverend Blue Jean.
I'd much rather be
Forever in blue jeans.
"Forever In Blue Jeans" (MP3)
I'd much rather be
The reverend blue jeans.
I'd much rather be
Forever in blue jeans.
"Forever In Blue Jeans" (MP3)
I'd rather be the Reverend Blue Jeans.
I'd rather be forever in blue jeans.
"Forever In Blue Jeans" (MP3)
Leather and blue jeans
Forever in blue jeans
"Forever In Blue Jeans" (MP3)
Nothing around but the sound of my heart in your sides
Nothing around but the sound of my heart and your sighs
"Forever In Blue Jeans" (MP3)
Nothing around but the sound of my heart on your thigh
Nothing around but the sound of my heart and your sighs
"Forever In Blue Jeans" (MP3)
Rebel in blue jeans
Forever in blue jeans
"Forever In Blue Jeans" (MP3)
Reverend Blue Jeans
Forever in blue jeans
"Forever In Blue Jeans" (MP3)
Reverend Bluejeans
Forever in blue jeans
"Forever In Blue Jeans"
Reverend Eugene
Forever in blue jeans
"Forever In Blue Jeans" (MP3)
Reverend blue jeans babe
Forever in blue jeans babe
"Forever In Blue Jeans" (MP3)
Reverend blue jeans, babe
Forever in blue jeans, babe
"Forever In Blue Jeans" (MP3)
Reverend in blue jeans
Forever in blue jeans
"Forever In Blue Jeans" (MP3)
Reverend in blue jeans
Forever in blue jeans
"Forever In Blue Jeans" (MP3)
The Devil in blue jeans, babe.
Forever in blue jeans, babe.
"Forever In Blue Jeans" (MP3)
The Reverend Blue Jeans
Forever in blue jeans
"Forever In Blue Jeans" (MP3)
The Reverend Bluejeans
Forever in blue jeans
"Forever In Blue Jeans" (MP3)
The reverend in blue jeans.
Forever in blue jeans.
"Forever In Blue Jeans" (MP3)
With Reverend Bluejeans, babe
Forever in blue jeans, babe.
"Forever in Blue Jeans" (MP3)
I just want to be, Reverend Blue Jeans
I just want to be, forever in blue jeans.
"Forever in Blue Jeans" (MP3)
Reverend Blue Jeans
Forever in Blue Jeans
"Forever in Blue Jeans" (MP3)
The Reverend Blue Jeans
For ever in Blue Jeans
"Forever in Blue Jeans" (MP3)
The Reverend Blue Jeans
forever in blue jeans
"Forever in Blue Jeans" (MP3)
Title: Reverend Blue Jeans
Forever in Blue jeans
"Forever in Blue Jeans" (MP3)
rebel in blue jeans
forever in blue jeans
"Forever in Bluejeans" (MP3)
Honey's sweet, but it ain't nothin' next to Baby Street
Honey's sweet, but it ain't nothin' next to baby's treat.
"Forever in Bluejeans" (MP3)
Reverend bluejeans
Forever in bluejeans
"Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon" (MP3)
Soon, you'll needle man.
Soon, you'll need a man.
"Heartlight"
And I'll be right here and you should call me
And I'll be right here if you should call me
"Heartlight"
Turn on your Bud Light
Turn on your heartlight
"Heartlight"
Turn on your hard life
Turn on your heartlight
It's good to love you like a fool
It's good to love you like I do
And I run just like a windmill.
And I run just like the wind will.
And I run much like the wind whizzed.
And I run just like the wind will.
Holly Holy, eyes dream of owning me
Where I am, what a ham, what I believe in.
Holly Holy, eyes dream of only me
Where I am, what I am, what I believe in.
But I got an Anthony Stevens sign
But I got an emptiness deep inside
I've got an Antony Stevens side.
I've got an emptiness deep, inside.
Palm trees grow and ransom low.
Palm trees grow, and rents are low.
Palm trees grow, and ransom notes
Palm trees grow, and rents are low.
I am I said I am to die
I am, I said. I am said I
I am Sid Hines
I am said I
I am a shed. I answered I
I am, I said. I am said I
I am myself.
I am, I said.
I am myself.
I am, I said.
Palm trees blow and rinse a load.
Palm trees grow, and rents are low.
Well, I'm New York City born and raised
And our days are lost between two shores.
Well, I'm New York City born and raised
But nowadays I'm lost between two shores.
I am my Christ
I am to die
"I am" ... I cried.
"I am" ... said I
"I am my Christ" (not "I am the Christ")
"I'll See You On The Radio"
On the radio, they're saying, 'Osama's gone'
But I keep hearing you.
On the radio, they're saying. 'The summer's gone'
But I keep hearing you.
Then I saw her fake
Then I saw her face
"I've Got The Feeling"
Hang up the feeling
I've got the feeling
"If You Know What I Mean" (MP3)
And the radio played a forgotten old tune
And the radio played like a carnival tune
"If You Know What I Mean" (MP3)
And the radio played like a kind of a tune
As we lay in our bed in the afternoon
Well, we gave it away for the sake of a dream
It was pretty okay, if you know what I mean.
And the radio played like a carnival tune
As we lay in our bed in the other room
When we gave it away for the sake of a dream
In a penny arcade, if you know what I mean.
"If You Know What I Mean" (MP3)
Every penny I paid
In a penny arcade
If she get to know you,
She goin' to phone you
If she get to know you,
She goin' to own you
Kentucky walnut
She shines with her own kind of light.
Kentucky woman
She shines with her own kind of light.
Kentucky woman
She shines with the wrong kind of light.
Kentucky woman
She shines with her own kind of light.
The f***ing woman
Kentucky Woman
"Longfellow Serenade" (MP3)
'Til I was lowly
And she was lowly
'Til I was lonely
And she was lonely
"Longfellow Serenade" (MP3)
Umbrella serenade
Longfellow serenade
"Longfellow Serenade" (MP3)
We'll leave this space and climb
Up high the summer skies
or
We'll leave this space and time
Popeye, the stars above
We'll weave his web of rhyme
Upon the summer night
"Longfellow Serenade" (MP3)
Writhe, come on baby, writhe
Let me make your dreams come true.
Ride, come on baby, ride
Let me make your dreams come true.
"Love On The Rocks" (MP3)
Christmas say they want you.
First they say they want you.
"Love On The Rocks" (MP3)
Love s***ing c***s
A*** surprise.
Love on the rocks
Ain't no surprise.
"Love On The Rocks" (MP3)
You left me alone here with nothing to woe.
You left me alone here with nothing to hold.
"New York Boy"
I ain't a hippo
Just a New York boy.
I ain't a hippie
Just a New York boy.
"New York Boy"
I'm goin' steady from behind a plow.
I'm bein' stared at from behind a plow.
Tool lovers prying screens
From some old window pane.
Two lovers playing scenes
From some romantic play.
Held out my hand and I let her take me
Blind as a child
I was always aware that she made me smile
Held out my hand and I let her take me
Blind as a child
All I saw was the way that she made me smile
Shilo when I was young,
I used to call you names
Shilo when I was young,
I used to call your name
And I'll be what I am
A salt-on-the-rim man
And I'll be what I am
A solitary man
And I'll be what I am
a sellotaper man
And I'll be what I am,
a solitary man
I'll be what I am, Silent Temembeh
I'll be what I am, a solitary man
I've had it to here
Bein' where
Love's a small world
Part-time thing
Papal ring.
I've had it to here
Bein' where
Love's a small world
Part-time thing
Paper ring.
Me and Sue
To that I do.
Me and Sue
But that died, too.
Then Sue came along
Loved me strong
That's what I thought
Me and Sue
That guy too.
Then Sue came along
Loved me strong
That's what I thought
But me and Sue
That died, too.
Song Sung Blue, weeping on my pillow
or
Selsun Blue, throw it out the window
or
Selsun Blue, throw it out the window
Song Sung Blue, sleeping on my pillow
Selsun Blue, weeping like a willow.
Song Sung Blue, sleeping on my pillow
Song Sung blue,
sleeping armadillo
Song sung blue,
weeping like a willow
Curtain runs off my shoulders.
Hurtin' runs off my shoulders.
I'm Kevin Kline.
I am inclined.
My clementine, believe it never was
I've been inclined to believe it never would
Please tell a lie
Sweet Caroline
So cool, so cool
So good, so good
Sweet Adeline
or
Sweet Adilye
or
Sweet idle lies
Sweet Caroline
Sweet Caroline, croutons never seemed so good.
Sweet Caroline, good times never seemed so good.
Sweet Caroline, your tongue never seemed so good.
Sweet Caroline, good times never seemed so good.
Sweet alibi
Sweet Caroline
Sweet cherry pie
Sweet Caroline
Sweet cherry wine
Sweet Caroline
Sweet girl of mine
Sweet Caroline
We care a lot!
Sweet Caroline
We're still alive.
Sweet Caroline
"The Last Picasso"
Me, weak inside
Me oh, me oh, me oh, me oh, weak inside.
We, we can sigh
Me oh, me oh, me oh, me oh, we can sigh.
She leaves the children
She leads the children
"Yes I Will"
Bathed in blue reflection
they stood in Madison
Bathed in blue reflection,
there he stood and made this song
Straight ahead and steady as I brought her.
Straight ahead and steady as Gibraltar.
Straight ahead and steady at the brothel
Straight ahead and steady as Gibraltar
You got to leave
You got to me