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Song Parodies -> "You Can't Fight Us"

Original Song Title:

"U Can't Touch This"

Original Performer:

MC Hammer

Parody Song Title:

"You Can't Fight Us"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

As told through ISIS POV...
Can't fight us
Can't fight us
Can't fight us (no-no, no-no, no, no, no)

Try, try, try, try
Bombing positions so hard
We're still alive, our forces large
Infidels at our feet
Their heads cut off, seen on tv
Battling from town-to-town
Radical Islam spreading 'round
Caliphate's grown so much
So bomb away, 'cause you've had no luck!!!

Despite your bombing- you can't fight us
Allah be praised and you know- you can't fight us
The West is despised- you can't fight us
Strike blows, we don't fear you- you can't fight us

John Kerry and Obama rant
Send fighters, bombers, drones- ATTACK!!!
JDAMs raining down on our heads
We grab some villagers and make them dead
We're still rollin' and causin' splits
Predator strikes won't hurt us a bit
On a failed mission, its a bust
Spending billions of dollars is way too much
Too big an area that you can't touch

Still, we tell you- can't fight us
You spend and you plan- can't fight us
Devils, burn in hell, you've failed your mission
You can't fight us

Bombing, PGM precision
Doesn't affect our Jihadi mission
Go pound us with your iron bomb hammer
Splatter patterns... doesn't matter
Send Hornets that drop day and night
Send the B-1 with all its might
Scattered... we return, not scarred a bit
We'll take more land, you'll throw a fit!


We're heard, we strike the blows
You cant fight us (no-no, no-no, no, no, no)
You can't fight us (no-no, no-no, no, no,no)
Flopped. Wasted time.

Watch their blood flow for their sins
Shias won't be missed, and so we win
If you can't face these facts,
Come fight the warriors in black
We don't care what flies through the air
We kill Infidels here and there (everywhere))
So beware
Explosion! Heard a thump
Just for a minute, the ground did jump
Jump, jump, jump... so what?

Can't fight us
We're strong- can't fight us
The region's so annoyed 'cause- you can't fight us
Burn in hell, swine can't win, we're not down
(no-no, no-no, no, no, no)
(no-no, no-no, no, no, no)
Flopped. Wasted time.
(no-no, no-no, no-no, no)
(no-no, no-no, no-no, no)
(no-no, no-no, no, no, no)
(no-no, no-no, no, no, no)- you can't fight us
(no-no, no-no, no-no, no)- you can't fight us
(no-no, no-no, no-no, no)- you can't fight us
(no-no, no-no, no-no, no)

Looking tough on tv, we don't believe the hype
We don't think you scored, we mock your great might
You drop many bombs, you largely miss
Must make you mad 'cause O' looks so pissed
All around the world he looks so dismayed
F-15s, F-16s, F/A-18s... he sends so many planes


Can't fight us (no-no, no-no, no-no, no)
Can't fight us (no-no, no-no, no-no, no)
Can't fight us (no-no, no-no, no-no, no)
Too bad- you can't fight us
Nothing new- you can't fight us
Nothing to fear- you can't fight us

No-no, no- no, no-no, no!!!
Repeat x 5


Fade out...

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Patrick - February 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Waging war on people who welcome martyrdom is a never-ending commitment. Now they are killing harmless Japanese journalists. When does this ever end?

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