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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Touch This"

Original Song Title:

"U Can't Touch This"

Original Performer:

MC Hammer

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Touch This"

Parody Written by:

Maghon Barkley

The Lyrics

You can't touch this (Repeat 5x)

Garth Brooks hits makes music hits me so hard
Makes me say "Oh my God"
Thank Garth for blessing me
With a mind to sing and two hyped feet
It feels good, when he knows I'm down
A super dope homegirl from the ghetto
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat, uh, I can't touch

I told you homegirl (I can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we're living and I know (I can't touch this)
Look in my eyes, b***h (I can't touch this)
Yo, let Garth bust the funky lyrics (I can't touch this)

Fresh new hicks, and hits
You got it like that, now you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your barn
And get a cowboy and catch this beat
While it's rolling, hold on
Pump a little bit and let me know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know, that I', too much
And this is a beat, uh, I can't touch

Yo, I told you (I can't touch this)
Why you standing there, Clint? (I can't touch this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, bastard (I can't touch this)

Give me a song, or rhythm
Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em
Now, upi know
When you talk about Alan Jackson you talk about a show
That's hyped, and hot
Singers are sweating so pass them a mic
Or a tape, to somg
What it's gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts? Oh snap
Either work hard or you might as well die

That's the word because you know...

I can't touch this (Repeat 2x)

Break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, Country time!

Go with the flow, it is said
That if you can't groove to this then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, run your fingers through your hair
This is it, for a winner
Dance to Garth and you're gonna get thinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the smack, smack, smack, smack

Yeah... (I can't touch this)
Look, man (I can't touch this)
You better get hyped, boy, because you know (I can't touch this)
Ring the bell, school's back in

Break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, country time!

I can't touch this (Repeat 3x)

Break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, country time!

Every time you see me
The Garthster's on a roll
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would Garth ever stop doing this?
With others making records that just don't hit
Garth toured around the world, from London to the Bay
It's Garth Brooks, go Garth Brooks, Troyal Garth
And the rest can go and play

I can't touch this (Repeat 7x)
copywritten 2007 Barko Stuffos...

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