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Song Parodies -> "U Can’t Eat This"

Original Song Title:

"U Can’t Touch This"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

MC Hammer

Parody Song Title:

"U Can’t Eat This"

Parody Written by:

Mikazuki Augus

The Lyrics

A song about fat people
U can’t eat this
U can’t eat this
U can’t eat this (oh oh oh oh)
U can’t eat this (oh oh oh oh)
My my my my eating makes me puke so hard makes me say Heavens to Betsy
Thank u for letting me eat with a mind to eat 2 drumsticks
That good when u no ur hungry
A super hungry boy
And I am known as such
And this is a chew uh U can’t eat this
U can’t eat this
U can’t eat this
U can’t eat this
U can’t eat this
Fresh new cakes and cookies
U got it like now u know u wanna eat something’
So, move outta ur seat
And get a French fry and catch this seat
While I am eatin’ hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it’s going on like that
Cold Chimichangas pull on back
Let ‘em know that you’re too much
And this is a eat uh U can’t eat this
Yo I told u can’t eat this
U can’t eat this
U can’t eat this
Give me a cake or cookie
Making ‘em sweet that’s what I like eatin’
Now they know when u talk about the MeeMee
U talk about a show that’s yummy and sweet
Couch potatoes are eatin’ so pass them a cake
Or a corn flake to learn what it’s gonna take
And now he’s gonna eat
The charts legit better eat hard
Or u might as well lose weight
That’s word cuz u know
U can’t eat this ( oh oh oh oh )
U can’t eat this ( oh oh oh oh )
Break it down
(Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh )
(Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh)
Stop eatin’ time
Go with the fondue in a spin if u can’t eat to this
Then u probably are skinny
So, shake ur fat rolls and do the truffle shuffle
Bust through the cakes run ur fingers through the icing
This is it for a winner
Eat this and you’re gonna get fatter
Move slide your rump roast
Just for a minute let’s all eat the pork chops
Pork pork pork yeah
Can’t eat this
Look Man U can’t eat this
U can’t eat this
Break it down
(Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh)
( oh oh oh oh oh oh)
Stop eatin’ time
(Oh oh oh oh)
(Oh oh oh oh)
Stop eatin’ time
Every time u see me the fat rolls r so jiggly
I passed out on the floor and I’m magic on the pork
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others losin weight that just don’t hit
I ate around the world from Scotland to Walmart
It’s fluffy Iglesias go Iglesias
It’s a fat roll yo eat and the rest go play
U can’t eat this
U can’t eat this
Can’t eat this
Yeah u can’t eat this
I told you I can’t eat this
Too hype can’t eat this
Get me outta here u can’t eat this





Originally made on 5/20/2029

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