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'Is the cup half full, or half empty?'
Just buy the bra, Kylie.

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

I checked out the new Kylie undergarment range the other day. It was all a bit expensive, except the bra's were half what they normally are!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Just picturing myself as the meat in a Minogue sandwich. I should be so lucky!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Q: What's the definition of despair in Australia? A: 12 Kylie Minogue albums spanning 25 years and yet no ring and not one baby photo!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Q: When asking the French why they still listen to Kylie Minogue's music, what is their usual response? A: "Je Ne Sais Pas Pourquoi"

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Q: Where does Kylie go to buy her dinner?
A: Jason's doner van.

Q: Why is Kylie Minogue like American fast food? A: Once you're past the golden legs & one tender breast... you realize it's just processed garbage!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Somebody recently asked Kylie if she wanted "one cup or two?" Problem was that she wasn't in a restaurant ordering coffee, but was buying lingerie!!!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

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