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Song Parodies -> "Penis"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Frankie Avalon

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

G. R. Broski

The Lyrics

Hey penis oh penis

Penis if you will
Get hard
Cause I just took a big blue pill
You see because I am on a fourth date
And wanted to mate
With her

Penis if you can
Please show her that I'm still a virile man
I'm hoping that your throbbing status stays
To roll around the hay
With her

Now that I've turned 63
I use you only to pee
Why did my li-bi-do flee?

Penis with pill power
I'll stay erect
For up to 4 full hours
I only need ten minutes
Of your time
So I can ring some chimes
With her


Penis if you might
Help me to get
A home run here tonight
But now that you have reached
Your lustful climb
It is now long past my bedtime

Yeow penis ouch penis
Hope you'll go limp soon

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 28

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