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Song Parodies -> "Eunice"

Original Song Title:

"Venus"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Frankie Avalon

Parody Song Title:

"Eunice"

Parody Written by:

Sally Weber

The Lyrics

Eunice



Say, Eunice! Yo Eunice!
Eunice take a pill
Please save it girl your mouths on overkill
A girl who can be vicious and she harms
A girl with mammoth arms that's you


Eunice do you care?
A fugly girl with curlers in her hair
And take the ugliest scars from in my eyes
And cover those huge thighs for me

Eunice, useless in love that you are
Purely the things I ask
Please go put on a mask

Eunice, get a clue
I promise that you fit in that Muu Muu

I'll give her lots of meds so I can live
In case that she won't forgive

Eunice, useless in love that you are
Purely the things I ask
Please go put on a mask

Eunice, get a clue
I promise that you fit in that Muu Muu

I'll give her lots of meds so I can live
In case that she won't forgive

Say, Eunice! Yo Eunice!
Blew my pay check too

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Guy - March 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Short & sweet I'd say at around 555 pounds as is this parody. Nice bash on the gravity challenged.
SW - March 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy :) Much appreciated.

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